Dude, where's my dick?

Dude, where's my dick?

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Idk bro. Kik me to find it SpeedoTan88

Overnight dick harvesters have become very common. They steal your dick while you sleep and sell on the black market.

Those are the Soroity girls in college to get their MRS rather than their BA.

I don't know about you but I lost mine to the Vietnamese in a poker game gone wrong

I have a few extras.

The clitoris is homologous to the penis you uneducated troglodyte. Consume testosterone if you want it to grow but don't hope to be participating in the dick rate threads any time soon.

I'll give you half of mine, that will leave us both with a solid inch

Moar

Yes I think we need more to further help investigate and conduct test research to publish our hypothesis and see where it went.

If only you had a magic underwear to protect them.
t. Mormon.

Where's your dick, dude?

He should be happy they did a clean job and didn't leave him bloody.

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I agree, we gentlemen must have as much photographic evidence as possible so as to make the most empirical judgment in the matter.

DUDE!!!! WHERE'S YOUR DICK????

BUT WHAT DOES MINE SAY!?

Am I doing this right?

Damn that's pretty hot.

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>Tfw this won't happen to you

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So the rumors are true. If you don't use it, you lose it.

I've been here all summer

Up your ass