ITT: Post your weirdest sexual fantasy

ITT: Post your weirdest sexual fantasy

>be me
>able to clone myself for an indefinite amount of time
>create about 9 or 10 clones of myself
>designate one of them a sissy cumdump for me and the rest of the clones
>put the sissy in a pink locked collar only I have the key to
>put a blue wristband on myself to indicate I'm the leader/original
>daily gangbang and abuse the sissy with the group for about a month or two
>one night get the sissy alone and switch his collar for my wristband
>sissy becomes me/the new leader without the other clones knowing
>live out the rest of my days as a personal cock-sleeve for my many doppplegangers

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I want to see a female version of myself.

Not like, ftm female, like female from birth, to see what I'd look like as a woman.
That, or just have a hot fraternal twin sister who was down to bang all the time.

I've thought about how I'd look as a female, too.
Is this a common thing for guys to do?

Idk. I'm an only child, so I'd like to know what life would've been like with a sibling.

I've got two sisters. I've fantasized about sleeping with both of them at one point, but one more so than the other.

I am pretty vanilla.
I'd really just like to shave all the hair off my body except my head, and then wear some black lipstick with a choker along with black leather high heel boots and just get fucked and used by a bunch of dirty men. God I get hard just thinking about it.

I have a fantasy about being kidnapped, being made into a slutty girl and pimped out.

That seems much more plausible than the op.
Are you slim, toned, or thick? :)

I fantasize about being kidnapped, forced feminized and pimped out.

Do you have the other half of this amulet?

Is it just me or is it sad that this is what vanilla is these days. When i first discovered Sup Forums vanilla was 2 girls making out and now for me, vanilla is pretty much me blowing a guy with no anal play involved
Fuck me, and fuck this place

This post is basically every Trump supporter distilled.

Yeah, I'm pretty slim. My legs are kinda toned though because I jog and bike every day pretty hard. I've started to do endurance running too. If I can just stop having a shit fucking diet I could probably look even better. I'm also a type 1 diabetic and weigh 157 pounds at 6'0, and I'm 18 1/2.

I don't even know where the line between vanilla and hardcore even ends anymore. Maybe it's a good thing I don't actively try to fuck anyone. I don't know how I'd act in a sexual situation. I'd probably immediately try shoving my tongue in their ass.

I'm , and somehow, I feel like you're an even bigger faggot than I am.

>157 pounds, 6'0, and 18
>wearing black lipstick, a choker and black leather boots

Goddamn. You're a dirty mans wet-fucking-dream.

Right now i feel like i'm never gonna try and fuck anyone. That glorious feeling of relief just after you mastrubate.
unfortunately, I have this guy's number on my phone, and in a few days when i get horny again, i just know i'm gonna ring him up and go to his place for the night.
And that sucks, i don't wanna lose my virginity to a some random dude, but i cant control my dick anymore.
but sorry for going off topic, here's a pic of me in apology

Honestly I kind of think I'm a bit ugly.
I have a skin condition that makes me look a little dried out, and my dick is especially dried and a bit calloused, it's about 6'' and I posted it here once and was told that if I just put some lotion on it while jacking off it'll make it look 100x better but I don't like using lotion because it makes stealth faps hard.

I also have a big foot fetish and feel like I have nice feet, but I also compulsively fucking pick at my finger tips and toes and they look like shit and I never let it heal. Just looks fucking embarrassing.

I looked at a few videos though of other T1 diabetics who didn't take care of their feet and needless to say, I've been forcing myself to atleast stop picking my feet and only do my fingers. Right now as I speak there's a fucking gash in the crevices between my pinky toe and fourth toe and I picked the skin on the big toe raw on my right foot.

Also I have IBS and I discharge fucking mucus from my ass. I do enjoy anal though when I can actually clear my fucking bowels out. I'm thinking of going right now and doing that since I'm a bit horny.

Is that guy in the pic you or the guy? Looks pretty damn nice.

Also that's another thing, I'm honestly pretty content with just being a virgin for now and just using my hand. I'd like to just focus entirely on my CS career and just wait for now until I can get a foot hold and then start fucking around. I spent a long time fucking around in my life and I'd like to just hunker down and focus on the important things instead of having my heart broken by a girl.

I never sought dating or sex in school because it just seemed to me like petty teenage shit with no real emotion other than physical attraction. I'd like something more steady and real. I ain't got time for no god damned games.

>still a better love story than twilight.kek
Interesting, would be a good plot for a movie.

Oh I also have a birthmark on my ass. Looks weird.
I kind of think I have a cute boyish face, but I can't ever clear it of fucking pimples. When it is cleared up I do occasionally catch women around my age glancing my way and last week I was walking into a store and I nodded at a lady walking out who was my age and was about a 7/10, and she smiled warmly and nodded back and bashfully looked away. Kinda made me feel nice.

Sounds like trivial bullshit. I bet with a bit of work you could look cute as fuck.

I'm sure I could maybe pull off looking like a 7/10 at least. It's just hard as fuck to not look shitty and fall into terrible habits. I'm trying to quit diet drinks and just drink tea and drink a shit load of water but yesterday I fucking drank a ton of diet drinks and just a cup of water.

That is me, and thanks.
I don't really think about my career that much, i'm pretty much set on that part. And the thing is i never cum with i'm with other men, i've gotten a blowjob before and i went soft as soon as his mouth took it in. What i do is spend an hour or two with a guy and just spend all that time pleasing him, i don't even care that i don't cum.
I guess that's my fantasy, where an older man just uses me as nothing but a sex toy. When he wants a blowjob, i'll get on my knees, when he wants my arse, i'll bend over, and all the while he never even brushes against my penis. Thats my ultimate fantasy, to be used by a guy who completely ignores my penis.

Kidnapped, force-fed viagra, or unwittingly fed it crushed up in food etc and used.

I want to be captured by a slimy tentacle cave kind of thing, where I'm comfortably nestled in warm, fleshy walls and pumped full of a sedative venom that keeps me stupid and happy, and I get nutrients and water from this as well. Then it uses me to incubate eggs and I go through a constant cycle of being impregnated by it, laying the eggs, and being impregnated again. This continues for 50 or so years until I die a natural death. It also fucks my ass and face with tentacles a lot of the time, obviously. Just the idea of being in a symbiotic relationship with something like that is really appealing. I think it's because it'd be an easy way to find self-worth.

Man I love older guys.
I'm very weird in my tastes in men. I can fuck pretty much all types of women, but I prefer toned/athletic types, and as long as the woman doesn't look like a fucking anorexic skeleton or a MASSIVE hambeast, I'll stick my cock in them and worship every inch of their body if they want me to. I'll pretty much do ANYTHING. I'll do any sick and depraved fucking fetish you can think of, sans prolapse and gore stuff.

With men, I tend to lean towards more feminine looking guys, as well as big muscle guys. God, I'd love to just be held against a wall by a muscle dude, his hand around my mouth, and his big cock slamming into my ass and my screams being muffled by his hand.

Old guys, as long as they don't look like fucking grandpas I'll like it.

You guys are pretty gay

fuck off this is a safe place, you're triggering me.

>time stop machine

>im jury and i rate naked girl from my school

>end of the world,postapo world (fallout scenario) i
rescued some nice chick,built relationship with her and fucked her

These three i guess

>really want to meet a guy online and find out if I'm actually gay or not
>too scared

I wanna have sex with as many cops as I can

Just turn yourself off of soda and other sugary and caffeinated bullshit. It's easier than it sounds, if you don't have an overbearing sweet tooth.
Hell, I dropped that shit after high school. Now I just drink milk and water. Occasionally tea.

What's the harm in giving it a shot? Don't leave your friend with blue balls.

God I'd love to wear this with these boots: i.imgur.com/gocIsCj.jpg
and this lipstick: i.imgur.com/Nz5e3gJ.jpg

Maybe one day.

I'm also afraid of my mental faculties being fucking fried from no caffeine. I've heard of the tales of people addicted to caffeine and going off it and just becoming straight up retarded without caffeine running their minds. I'm already slow enough as is I don't need to be hindered anymore. That's part of the reason why I stopped taking benadryl before sleeping.

STDs, mostly. There's a little fear of getting serially killed, but mostly STDs.

Meet in a public place, user. And as far as STDs go just be cautious. Hell, you can spot most of them easily, especially if they're 'active'.

That's tough then. I don't like being reliant on caffeine. I drank a lot of bullshit energy drinks during summers when I was cleaning houses.

Oh hey you know what, I have a question.

Suppose I actually would like to go ahead and try finding a nice man or girl to fuck.

Here's my problems that prevent me from doing this:
>1: I have no job, starting college next month
>2: I have no car, just a bike
>3: I have no money, save for college grant
>4: I live with my grandparents in their den and my grandmother filled the house with dolls and would instantly turn off anyone coming in. It's an embarrassment.
This is why I don't actively seek out anyone to fuck. I am not in a position at all for it. There's not even a way for me to go and date someone on account of not having a car. I've worked before, but I'd just like to focus on college 100%. I want to bomb the fuck out of everything I do in school. I've been doing nothing but studying all day every day every weekday and just taking weekends off to fuck around and chill.

I've thought of going on backpage or craigslist and just having some guy pick me up and take me somewhere to fuck but I'd be afraid of being mugged and killed or whatever. It's kind of exciting though to think of sneaking out and getting into some guys car and them driving me out to fuck and use me like a whore though and then him taking me back after 2 hours and it being like, 2 AM and me slipping into my bed with his cum oozing out of my ass and my folks being none the wiser.

I get that, but what if I get HIV? It just sketches me out. I'm naturally a pretty paranoid person and any casual sexual contact would probably push me over the edge.

Getting used by men. I dress all the time and dildo my ass for guys on line a lot, but I never have the balls to meet up with just a random stranger. really want to.

It it's that big a deal for you then I'd say don't bother then.
One night of fun isn't worth a lifetime of regret.

Yeah, if you're in collage it's easier to meet people there, then say spending that time looking for a hookup online.

Hell, when you start collage I'd be surprised if you made it through without getting laid at least once. I dropped that shit, but there was fine ass everywhere.

Sophomore here, CS degree. How do I get laid? I'm a solid 6/10, definitely not hideous. 5'6" (I think, haven't measured in a while) and 145 pounds. I started working out recently so maybe it'll be easier when I get /fit/, but currently I'm making a lot of male friends and not a lot of female friends. I'd fuck either one, but they're all straight. I'm fairly confident I don't ooze autism, either, people seem to like me a fair bit. Should I go to more parties?

Should have said CS major, my bad. No degree yet.

Part of it has to do with the crowd you hang out with, the other being how charismatic you are as a person. Fuck, it's not even that hard.
Chat up the girl you find attractive, don't be a spurg, and drop some hints and that's pretty much it. College girls aren't looking for soulmates.

That being said, avoid girls who have boyfriends. Doesn't matter how they look or what their build is, the drama is not fucking worth it.

I just took some shitty photos of myself on my kindle. I'm gonna move em over to imgur and post the link. First time showing myself off aside from the previously mentioned dick pic. Hopefully the quality wont suck too much.

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There ya go.
Tell me I'm pretty.

I eat ass on the first date. Never had any complaints about it

>doesn't understand that it wouldn't be you

Any change to your chromosomes and it's someone else.

Damn, you're nicer than I imagined. You've got a cute ass.

You're autogynephiles, now an hero.

:3 thanks
If my fucking feet weren't so torn up I'd take some photos of them.
Actually maybe I can work something out.

where you at

Nevermind I can't get this shit to look nice.

Kaufman Texas.

Feel free. You've got a nice shape and a cute belly.

>Texas
Oh shit, I'm in Dallas.
Want to suck each other off?

Actually there you go.
Like I said, dry as fuck. And the quality just makes it worse.

Marry youngest brother.
Fuck every night, taking his hot load in my mouth or ass each time.
Cuddle after making him a sammich.

That's nowhere near as bad as you described it. I can see some peeled flesh, but it's damn sure nothing I couldn't work with. Cute.

Well that's just the sole. The peeled and fuck up flesh is the tips of the toes. The right foot especially is bad.

I'm pretty tame- just imagining myself as a strong Indypyendant lesbo with dominance over a shy girl.

Probably just the shadows I'm looking at then. Either way they look damn good.

So you're a sub?

Meh, I dom/top mostly. But I would sub/bottom for him. I would fuck him too though of course.

Well this has been a very nice confidence boost. Maybe I should become a full fledged trap. I've always liked wearing lipstick.

My little sister is gone for the night, maybe I can go find an old pair of panties in her room she wont notice will be missing...

Wanna see a straight guy in little girl panties?

Im on chaturbate right now

Sup Forumsthebolditalian/

>fullerton
not surprising in the slightest

Well shit, you've certainly got the body for it. Nothing wrong with indulging a bit in what could lead into major lifestyle change. From everything you've told me you'd be one hell of a trap.

Lately I had a fetish for white redneck women from the South. Bonus points if they're racist. I want to yell racial slurs at me while I fuck them.

Sounds kinky. I've wanted to dominate a dom once, but then I realized that would make them a switch.
Quite the conundrum.

I had a friend who was into raceplay. He never talked about his sex life much though, so I didn't know how kinky it was.

254 here i'd bully your butthole

Only thing I don't like is drinking ucm.
I just now came and forced myself to gently give it a little lick and didn't really like the texture or flavor at all and I got the bitter aftertaste just from that little taste. I think if I was horny as fuck still riding a sex high I could drink another persons cum though.

Well by no means are you required to drink another guys spunk. It's just a bonus for most guys, I'd imagine.
For me, if it's not going down your throat, it's going all over your face.

I like being used as cocksucker.
my dream is to be a dominants guy personal cocksucker slave.
he can be skinny, fat, hairy, musular, I do not care. I just want him to see me as his property that sucks him off whenever he wants, wherever he needs.
swallow his cum and piss, even when he watches tv, plays videogames, chats online.
anyone?

I like facials. I've had many attempts to drink my own cum end in some sloppy facials that made me kinda turned on in the post orgasm haze.

I also like to cum on my feet sometimes. I like cumming on the soles especially. It just feels and looks nice.

getting bjs while watching tv is pretty nice

Sounds sexy. Think you'd be any good at footjobs?

Having scientists constantly probing and fiddling with parts of me as well as strapping me down and injecting me with stuff

I think I would.
I think I'd be really into giving foot jobs and letting someone worship my feet if I could just get the fucking things to heal up nicely and not pick at them. I'm a little afraid of what they'll looked like now after they heal. They'll probably look all fucked up even after healed because of how much damage I did to the tissue over the years.

Damn that is hot

I'd suck you every day, while u watch tv!

I want my ex-friend ruz to come to my house, and force femenize me and rape me and leave me broken and crying

if youre reading ruz please message me

I wouldn't be to worried. It's not like letting them heal would be any worse than picking at them. Besides, they look and feel smoother should you ever actually give someone a footjob.

I feel like if any time is a good time to have some gay experiences, now is the best time for me since I'm like 18 1/2 and I have that nice age bonus. From what you've told me from the pics I think a few older gentlemen would be willing to pick me up if I throw myself out there on Craigslist or Backdoor. I'm still kind of afraid of getting mugged/killed/kidnapped.

I'm a 6'4 dude who's 98% straight. But for the longest time I've had this singular gay fantasy of having a gay friend who's nothing out of the ordinary, just acting like "normal" friends. Except he's a total sissy perv who always wants to suck me. Whenever I want, he'll do it. Say I'm just watching something on TV, and I can tell him I'm ok with a BJ right now and he'll be giddy with excitement to take me. He'll also be completely submissive to all the abuse I would feel like putting his throat through.

Oh shit, my friend who is 18 as well lives about a block away and is straight up gay. I've never told him any of my bisexual shit and I bet he'd be down to fuck if I asked. I'm not sure if I should though. I'm not too sure how the fuck to go and ask someone "hey you wanna let me suck your cock?"

fuck, man!! you are perfect!!
I am what u need!!
wanna mail me? [email protected]
kik?

Casual sexual experiences are nice, but you're justified in wanting to be cautious. Usually you want to be the one to set the terms of the arrangement. You might not have the sexual experience, but you do have say over where it happens.

I sometimes jack off to the idea of my ex-girlfriend and I going out dressed up and she finds me a guy to suck in front of her while she laughs at me.

uh-uhm im a switch. it would be so hawt to find another switch to submit to for sensual domination. start entirely vanilla and keep getting kinker over time.

please write me!
I'll even pay to suck your dick

>being this antisocial

I'm not a masochist or anything, but I've gotten really turned on when I ended up covering myself with blood from an accidental injury.
It's a combination of the smell and colour I think, I came a few times in the shower.
I think my fantasy would be for someone, guy or girl, to seductively lick my shaven body clean while also being really physical and sensual.

I don't know if this is really that dark though, the only thing is it's not something I'm going to bring up.

you there?

Hey, that's just like my oldschool lan parties.

wer you sucking or getting sucked?

I did that once.

It usually makes them a switch.

Or breaks them like it did with her.

I was getting sucked. We all were.