I need a name for this

I need a name for this.

Trips get

Anus Destroyer 3000

Kekker or Dan Schneider's child defiler. You pick

The fuck is this, OP? Did you grab this shit out of a dumpster?

Topkek, the second one. You were close, user.

fuck me with a studded table leg.
A man can dream I suppose.

'Stuck in the first thing you hit with it Fagbat 2000'

long name, but it cover's it

horseshoes and hand grenades, friend.
Wtf are the metal pieces??

Uncle Jesse

"Not your father's buttplug"

They're just a metal rod I cut down to fit into the holes. First time I ever used an angle grinder. so its shit job.

Suppose to be Spiked Club

"brave enough"

Ol' Yeller

and its a table leg right? Just trying to wrap my head around this.

peggy sue

Holy fuck user, this is great

The Starfish Slayer

pointy boy

Nah, its a giant block of wood I cut down to this. I gave it a rough, unfinished look.

Fag Fucker 5000

attach dildo to end of handle.

Yessir

The booty tickler

Dick Muncher

the dick buttkus

Scary uncle 2.0

user Ass Analyzer

Dan Schneider would be proud.
You're doing God's work, noble user.

Fuckin great user

Winrar

roll

fuck winrar

and...winner

WINRAR

Congrats, user. You've won my chosen name. May Lord Kek guide you in his light.