Why aren't you dating an Italian girl?

Why aren't you dating an Italian girl?

why are they so special?

Because I only date white women

no pics no proof

I'm not into hairy nipples

Because I've been to Italy and it fucking sucks.

>sometimes people say things they aren't serious about on purpose in and effort to seem inflammatory for humorous effect on the internet image board known as Sup Forums.org

Fat by 25, hairy by 12

I'm not dating anybody because I'm a failure of a human being. Nothing against Italian girls, or any other type of girl. By the way, that pic is adorable, OP.

>NO PICS
>NO PROOF

No Tinky

No Laundry

I am, she's very angry but I love her

...

bc pasta is disgusting

Cause i don't want to fuck pasta

Because I'm a pretty worthless human being who alienates any woman who shows the slightest bit of affection for me

They oily

Hey me too

Puoi parlare italiano? Se non puoi quindi perché stai chiedendo frocio?

pretty sure that sums up 90% of the Sup Forums population.

I do not speak spaghetti.

They're all far too vain, even for women, and are also almost always gypsies, muslims, or something else that isn't so Italian, or maybe it IS and these are what Italians actually are...

and that is why you don't have one

OP said italian, not french or brit

sappiamo tutti che le femmine biologiche sono inutili

frocio si rilevato

because im dating an italian man

faggot

the plumber has arrived

that's a penis

no penis here