Waifu thread

Waifu thread
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The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Stop being a heretic!

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Forgot the previous:

Still here

*borks sleepily*

still here


and


I know you do. Thanks.

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(Yui)
Hio Yui, great gif.

(qtSatan)
It's one of those Billy Mays product, but it actually does what it says on the package.

cute bork!

here

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> that pic.
Like you're one to talk~

Glad you enjoy them~ Of course luv, anytime~
> Trying to find more

And the more you listen they better they get.

Yes it does, just let it wash over you.

Fair enough. I don't need to put you down to my level because you're already here~

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I already said nightdresses were tastefully lewd

No id rather not.

(83%)
How's your other game going? Give up for now?

Claiming best girl

Hello everyone
>Juvia claimed
I am not!
>
You're the perverted one here!
I am of the highest class

Yeah. just waiting on you.
I got further.

We can't stay here, this is bat country

So wahtcha doin?

correct.

change for a day
black hair for yours

For a day or 2 I wouldnt mind.

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That's very true, though still lewd none the less.

Shh shh shh...just let it happen.

Yes you are, beneath that high class exterior you show, is a dirty perverted person just begging to be let out~

Listening to music and packing a few things. How about you?

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Almost done. What's your in game handle?

Destiny grind! No souls with Yuuki cause he got stuff to do

nice well I have to leave now

oh boy... my ears.

How are you doing?

End me.

Good bye. I was going to walk to the store anyways.

Root

T-that's not true!
I am one of the purest people here!
Stop trying to make me into a pervert like you!

Hmmm, it's finished installing, but it looks like the servers are down?

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It's 10:11 am
I'm only now going to sleep
please send help

I just noticed that, I'm going to check and see when they're up.

You missed. Spike what should I buy from the store I'm walking there now.

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Nice, how it coming along?

Beautiful isn't it?

Not yet, it's not over yet.

> Dubs
It's absolutely true! I don't need to try, you already are~

> sends help

Hmmm, we might not be able to play tonight after all.

Sorry forgot you. I'm doing well. How about you?

Orange juice, apples and bananas

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賢狼ホロは女神みたいな存在である。

я не медик

It is for me. What should I get at the store?I don't think they sell the last 2

Almost done with my weekly activity, we'll see my loot soon enough

What? Why the hell not?
What sort of store doesnt sell fruit?

FEELS BAD, i'll wait a bit longer before i need to go. If it comes up soon i'll play a few

я знаю

Same, just doing some late night studying for an exam on monday.

No it's not!
How am i even a pervert?!

A gas station. Only store that's open at 1 am.

Is your name Blake?

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You know, for not liking butt, you sure do post a lot of butt.

I may end up going to sleep soon anyway. It's 1:20am for me. I'm sure we'll play eventually.
Where are you off to, anyway?

Это место скучное

lmao.

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Bag of chips and a soda.

Hope you get something good.

What are you studying?

Always asking for panty shots for your lewd "research".

Megumin is mine.

What kind?

Im sorry I wasnt here tonight
Went to a party last nigjt
Hevy drinking
7 liters of vodka coudnt end well
Just came home
God bless and ave maria
I dont speak nintendo

Как?

No, why would my name be blake?


This is like the only one i have.
And i dont even like it for that part.

School.

Постарайся быть интересным.

Тайна

I do not!
You just post them.
I've never mentioned anything about panty shots
Maybe in your perverted fantasy world i did

Nacho cheese Doritos and Dr Pepper.

It's ok, no worries~ Damn 7 liters? I take it you don;t feel too well right now huh?

>tfw I have no waifu

Criminal Evidence. This exam is over hearsay evidence, what evidence counts as hearsay, and how evidence can be an exception to hearsay

Pretty sure your name is Blake

Alright you got it. Well what kind do you like?

Fine fine.
I imagine some of the highest quality art of 2b is of her butt anyways, probably unavoidable.

School, on a Sunday? That's odd.

What makes you think this?

I don't like butts.

server is up now.

It's just school work, not actual school.

Oh, so it is. Hope I don't play like ass.

How responsible of you.

Because Blake...

...is your name

I love how retards from other communities like g/fur, 8ch, trash end up here.
I know I've seen you somewhere else; you are from the same community as Eisen.
Jesus Christ, you guys are so addicted to talking online and sharing everything where you go, it must be lonely to be a social outcast that can only manage at holding a conversation online.

Yump!
I think you need to beat the first tutorial mission first.

Not even close.

Yeah yeah you told me already.
I understand, i guess.

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Yes you do.No, because if it was just in my perverted fantasy world the you would be showing breasts a lot more often.

ooh that sounds pretty interesting.

Good man.

I got cherry doctor pepper because it sounded good. Doritos too.

Yeah, I'm on that right now.
Man, this is definitely very different from dota. wasd for movement is going to take some getting used to.

Okay

Blake

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7 liters vodka and 3 liters wine for 5 peoples
Dont know how will I go to sleep but i have to
Sorry Habako goodnight
I love yoy

I like cocks though!

Ooo i have some of those
(dr-pepper)

It does take some getting used to.

I mean you're free to call me that if you want.
I really don't care lol.
But my real name is Natalie

>dota

What's your mmr you fucking mongol?

Hmm. Can't relate to that one. Dick's icky.

Everyone is free to have their own tastes.
:)

I'm hovering around 4.7 and 4.9k right now.

Would you recommend finishing the entire tutorial?

I'm enjoying it. It's a fun class, very intriguing. Too bad there's exams...

Good taste Mado.

WOW randoms are shit at strikes, big surprise

Not really, just the first part. Then add me! "Root".

Thanks normal tomo

Yeah, good thing too.
Can't imagine the human race would last too long if everyone thought the same as me.

That would be rather boring huh.

Cherry Pepper is alright, i never really cared for flavored soda much though.

Damn, hell of a party. I love you too. Goodnight Firekeeper, sweet dreams~

You have excellent taste, Dr pepper is best soda.

That's good, i hope you do well on your exam.

What do you mean?

You don't need to call me normal Tomo I'm a sucker for cherry stuff

>no i do not!
See, all you can do is think about my waifu's breasts and how big they are
You pervert

Thanks!

I'm off to bed, good night /waifu/!

My fireteam is useless when paired with randoms

Good night Yuuki!

Goodnight Yuuki, sleep well.

Drink of the chosen.

Yes i do, there is a billion clones of you. And you didn't give me a name. so you are normal tomo