Ask a retired male escort anything v2 cause boredom (pic unrelated)

Ask a retired male escort anything v2 cause boredom (pic unrelated)

You escorted for men, women, or both?

name of girl? i forgot.

Both. Although I only escorted for like 4 or 5 men total.

Genuinely don't know. But welcome anyone that does.

Top or bottom on men?

You have a pimp ?

how did you start?

Varied. Different clients wanted different things. One guy just wanted to watch as a jerked off to his wife.

No

how did you start?
did you have a great body?
are you extremely handsome?
do you have a big dick?
how much did you charge people?
any limits?
what is the most extreme thing did you do?
what is your choice of underwear?
did you catch any STD's?

How many women requested anal?

Post pic. Cover eyes or whatever

By chance. Kinda tripped into it by accident. One woman wanted an escort, friend of a neighbours at the time. Said I'd do it, figured a night out would be fun.

Only dawned on me exactly what she wanted after I was asked my rate.

Time stamp cock
Faggot

pls i have to know about the craving anuss

how did you start? Already answered
did you have a great body? Nothing amazing. Just kept fit.
are you extremely handsome? I'm no Brad Pitt, but I'm far from some ogre
do you have a big dick? About 7 inches.
how much did you charge people? Varied depending on holidays/what they wanted/if I had to travel/one night or more, also if I wanted to fuck the person or not. Don't think I charged the same twice.
any limits? Nothing in my butt
what is the most extreme thing did you do? One chick paid me to go to a family reunion, and decided she wantedto be fingered in the pool with the family near by. Crazy bitch.
what is your choice of underwear? None, haha
did you catch any STD's? One time I thought I did, but the doctor cleared me. I was lucky.

Sorry, slow for replying on phone.

But no. Couple wanted a finger up there but not anything more.

That ain't a question

That's no question user

thank you for reply, I sleep with heavy heart now

What type of girls hired you?

Broad range. I'd say anywhere from an 8/10 to 4/10. Lot of late twenties/thirties business women who wanted someone for business trips/family reunions.

Family reunions were the best, because the food was always fantastic and free.

How/Where did you advertise your services?

Had a small website at the peak. But mostly word of mouth.

Use to tell clients if they recommended me to someome that hired me they'd get 10% off next time.

What do you recommend for someone trying to get started? Where do they start?

fuck any wives? Cheating is hot.

Get yourself set up on an escort site, or try work hotel bars. The latter may be dodgy. People have their "territory" so you gotta watch it.

Yeah, a few. Fucked one woman before she got a divorce, and then she hired me afterwards again and paid to send pictures of it to the ex.

Feel sorry for the guy, she was really good fun.

>bump

I worked for a service. I probably would've made more if I were freelance, but yeah... you got the whole "this is my territory" shit.

how much for did you charge?

That territory thing can be scary. Had a knife pulled on me a couple of times.

Think I already answered this. Depended on a few different things.

Alina West, love her

You know how men often get aroused when a woman does the little girl act? What is the male equivalent of this and can you show me an example?

whats the max u charged then

Did you ever bareback any of your clients or was that too risky for you?

Kek

You aswell? I only did gay shit though and i wasn't high end either i got 20$
To get a blowjob from like a 38yr old mexican that was pretty standard. Once i had sex with a transexual for 50$. What would you charge myself im a 6/10 with a 7inch and im 5ft 9.

any advice for getting in the buis? im 6'6 and good loooking, the closest thing ive done to it isfuck my dealer for free weed (she was a 6/10 with an 11/10 ass lol)

Not op

>chinese couple wanted me to service them
>a 5 star hotel, willing to pay
>took a cab, wonderful place, they are decent people
>We get down to business after chatting and relaxing while sipping wine
>wife undresses and lies on bed naked, I strip down to my underwear, husband strips as well
>massage the wife with baby oil
>tought the husband how to massage
>started fingering the wife as she sucked her husband
>they got horny and started fucking
>watched as the husband gave it to her faster than a rabbit, has a big cock despite chinese cock
>he came all over her, cleaned it up like a good cuck
>approached the wife again, massaging a little rougher, she loves it
>Ask her if she wants to use my sexual services as well
>Told the husband not to miss this chance, I'm a good fucker
>he encourages his wife to get fucked by this slightly chubby big dicked turkish boy because he wants her wife to feel good
>I tell her if she is anxious to get fucked, she could lie on top of me and dry hump me, see if she wants more
>agrees
>a minute later I'm putting a condom on
>insert VERY slowly as she's a petite asian and I'm hung as fuck
>she literally is lost of words and just enjoys herself as she is impaled by my cock
>fuck her steadily and in a slow rhythm, she's in heaven
>go faster and faster, fuck the shit out of her
>she orgasms like crazy, hugs me tightly as she sits on my cock, still fucking herself and orgasming
>lasts like 30-40 seconds
>she then lies on the bed, pulls the covers, happy and satisfied
>husband thanks me, pays me 250 lira (75$) for my efforts
>I say goodbye and go home

The only thing I regret is the back pain I had while massaging her, should have jumped on the bed instead of standing on ground.

Your already in it if you fucked your dealer. You just need to gain a reputation.
I started randomly i was homeless and got picked up by a guy. He asked me to get him cigs and get in his car he was asking if i did drugs next thing he says hes got a problem he likes to suck dick and if i would let him suck mine. I had to die inside a lil bit. Btw pic related cuz if your a girl its much easier and less stigma.

I was with a "private club" service and did security before becoming an escort. It was not uncommon for rich guys who think their money matters to want to take a swing when you interrupt them getting their nut.

Different kinks for different folks. One chick loved the Principal - Bad Student RP. She'd be the principal, and I'd be the bad student, haha. Very cringey talking about it like this.

One woman had me hired for a week long job. Family reunion/holiday thing. Got a few K for that.

Nah, wouldn't risk it.

I was mostly high end. Night out, dinner, the lot. Depends what you wanted. I wasn't the type to just fuck, I was there to provide a good, all round experience.

If you've fucked someone in exchange for something you're in already.

If you want to make some serious cash, it's all about networking then. Get yourself on an escort site. Build rapport with your clients, know what they want before they want it. It's how you get them to keep coming back.

I'm a bit unlucky in that I've had numerous opportunities to fuck women for money, some even attractive, but I suffer from PE so I know i wouldn't be worth the money.

I'm fantastic at talking the talk, but I'm too scared of the embarrassment to walk the walk.

Do you still do it?
Why/why not?
What's the craziest story you've got for us?

I'm a dude. Wouldn't say girls have it easier. Every time they go in an hotel room with a guy they're taking a bigger risk than me going into a room with a chick.

Preach to that. Rich folk really are the worst. Think they own everyone. Had to refuse a guy once because he started trying to hit me, and I ain't a fan of grtting bruises for money.

When I lived in Amsterdam I visited the red light district a couple of times.

Honestly seems like a good life, you see prostitutes in the windows turn down customers all the time so it's not like most people think like "oh you have to do it with ugly fat guys?".

Also more than once has it happened that an actual red light district prostitute offered to give it to me for free.

What kind of skin care products do you use for your face?

sperm

Wow. I can supply my own, then!

I dealt in domination and...I gave bruises for money. Then that 50 shades bullshit came out and I stopped.

Nah, Im retired. Wasn't what I grew up wanting to do, so used the money to do what I wanted to.

Craziest? Hmm. Mentioned earlier in the thread a chick wanting me to finger her in a pool whilst we were at a family reunion of hers. That was pretty whacked

How many women did you fuck in total?
How old were you when you were active?
What did you learn about women that could come in handy for pickups/relationships?
Are you the prototype masculine man - like that fucker from NipTuck for example?

Just can't accept everyone. Some people probably refused because they didn't look like they had the cash.

What user said.

Haha, that's different but yeah, 50 shades probably brought in some softcore people.

Can't and don't need to.

You'd see ugly guys knocking on maybe 4-5 windows until they find someone who'd finally let them in.

Maybe someone can answer this but: Why do you only find female and transexual prostitutes in holland's red light districts?

I've yet to see one dude in a window.

In total? No idea. I'd have to sit down and work it out.

23 till 28.

Nothing that isn't obvious. If anything it showed me that the little things really matter the most. Chicks loved getting compliments about the little things. Rather than the "you look great in that dress" something like "that dress really brings out the colour of your eyes." Corny but most liked it. Relationship wise, trust. Trust is huge, and a lot of people hired me because they didn't trust their other half and were using me as a way of venting. Trust is number one in any relationship.

Haha I don't know who you're talking about, but I assume he's godlike. I'm a good looking guy, but no Mr Universe. I clean up well I suppose.

That's a tough one man. PE is something that a lot of men suffer from, I feel for you.

Don't know a whole lot about solutions to it, but if I learnt anything working in this business, it's that there's a kinkfor everything. Guarantee there's some chicks out there that love PE.

I think it's called the blue light district (:

...the district where you find dudes and trannies

I also was a male escort. Only did closeted fags though

Niche market. Decent money I'd imagine. Where'd you run?

any tips/advice for someone starting to do the same thing?

Oh really?

I know that blue lights means it has a dick, and red light means it's a natural-born vagina.

I've seen plenty of blue light booths with transvestites, but I've never seen or heard of a blue light district and I've never seen anything that looks like a man in a blue-light booth.

I posted on CL and would make $50-100 bucks each time
Found a doctor and was with him for like a year and would get $100 a week for him blowing me

I really really really don't understand paying that much money for GIVING a blowjob.

Surely all you need to do to suck dick is go to a gay club?

im 6'6. have you met a 6'6 woman? lol thanks user

You sound like a fucking idiot

Paying for discretion if he's blowing closet gays.

I'm a fairly short guy, but maybe half of the chicks I went to in the red light district were the type of women you'd imagine going down the runway at fashion shows.
Way tall (my face = her boobs), slim, 8+/10.

I also paid them way more than the average shortie.

He liked pretending to have a boyfriend or something.
Ya, I don't get it either, but hey money is money

Nah, haha. That'd be a big woman.

im good at making girls orgasm, i was a tinder manwhore for a couple years until it got boring, fucking my dealer was over 2 years ago.

Thanks user, your opinion really matters to me

Sure but then why not just have sex?

see

No idea. People are weird.

Never asked.
He wanted to fuck me once, but he had a small dick and couldn't get it in

how did you get hard if you wasnt into what it was ask to do?

Honestly, sometimes it'd involve "freshening up" in the toilet with some porn. But there were only a few that that had to be done for.

You can generally find something though. Ugly chicks you doggy. Fat chicks you focus on the tits. Thin ones the legs. Dudes were a different story, because I'm not generally attracted to guys.

what is PE?
Can't find shit on google

Premature ejaculation - OP

ah, thanks!

well, you're a champ cause if i don't find a girl's face attractive i cant get hard at all.. even if her body is perfect

And, what about the guy? How you did it? Seems interesting lol

Haha yeah, I get that. Have to find a way when they're paying you for it though.

With dudes I'd edge a few times before they were due to meet, and just try and recall that feeling when it was time. Because of my age I didn't want to take any pills or anything, so sometimes it was a struggle, but I'd say the majority of the customers left satisfied, as most came back.

well as I mentioned earlier, at least the girls in the red light district will turn down guys who they don't find attractive

I would have hookers knocking on the window trying to get my attention while I see guys knocking on windows in front of me and getting rejected.

But I guess when you arrange meetings online it can be difficult to know what you're getting.

What escort website would you recommend for getting into this?

>Because of my age I didn't want to take any pills
wtf are you like 70+ years old and it will give you heart problems?

I've taken erection pills once or twice, not because it was necessary but it does make things better and more convenient.

It's really not like you're giving up and treating your lack of boner with medication, or, well, it doesn't have to be.

i see, still seems like an achievement to me that you could perform even if the clients weren't fitting your tastes.

I don't wanna sound like a feminist or something.
But i think, a girl must be careful who she accepts, due to the fact that men are stronger by nature.
Tbh, arranging meetings online sounds dangerous even for a guy tho lol

Wasn't even so much because I'd arrange the meetings online I couldn't turn down, the money they'd be paying was extortionate. High end is mad. I liked the money too much to say no, haha.

I had one client gift me a £1500 laptop because I was saying I needed to upgrade. Some people just have so much cash they throw it around.

What do you do once the sex is over, do you make small talk and cuddle and shit (boyfriend experience I guess it would be called) or just pack up and leave?