ITT: we describe countries in a way that even dumb amerifats can guess it

ITT: we describe countries in a way that even dumb amerifats can guess it
>where the bombs dropped

>EVIL KNEEVIL COMMUNISTS

China

huehuehuehuehuehuehue

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self-bump

bump agen
>they speak mexican in yuropoor

>white africans
NEEEDS BUMP

pls help bump

Spain?

ITT: Jealous, America obsessed europoors and third worlders make shitty bait to try to feel better about not being American.

Jealous of what?

I'm a slav europoor who has been to the US, and honestly would never live there.

Every vehicle and food item is 5× the size of a regular one.
Although you people are pleasant. Boned a few chicks including nigresses.

Murica is basically a third world country right now...all thats missing is a military coup and its got all the fixings to be just another pisshole on earth

Clearly of alot of things. ;)

>refugees

That waffle one where the socialist union is.

Not really, it's a nice place to visit, but seems hectic to reside in.

It's especially scary when you realize you're financially fucked if you need to go to hospital

>am-america is a th-third world obviously

Not him.
You don't even have maternity leave.

>germany: kicked their asses twice, then became friends against the evil commies eventually
>vietnam: guerillas who eat rice and got our asses handed to them when lbj was president
>prc: modern day commies who steal our jobs
>france: never won a war
>canada: the hat where draft dodgers go
>uk: our best of friends (who once burned down the white house)
>japan: did pearl harbor, got nuked twice, then turned a 180 and became our best of friends against asian commies
>russia: they hate us
>iran: they hate us and contra
>dprk: they hate us the most
>mexico: LET'S BUILD A WALL
>pakistan: oh, you mean bin laden right?

Oh thank God you have that. Need to take care of your wife's Muslim rape baby eh?

Germany?

>Need to take care of your wife's Muslim rape baby
Nope, we have this amazing technology called abortions. Best part is you don't even have to pay for them.

This.

Euros don't squabble over muh rights

They also don't poll its people

Where terrorists run down citizens

>Jealous, America obsessed europoors and third worlders make shitty bait to try to feel better about not being American.
You are the kind of person that makes the US look like shit. Most people here don't have anything against your people in general, until someone like you comes being an asshole acting like the US is the only country worth living in. Believe me, you don't make your country look better, you just get people from other parts of the world hate it.

>my wife needed to abort her Muslim rape baby

Kek

>to try to feel better about not being American.
not being american already makes me feel better

CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

>acting like anyone cares what some third worlder thinks of another country
>hating an entire country because someone made fun of you on Sup Forums
>being this much of a faggot

Kek

>what's a joke

>>acting like anyone cares what some third worlder thinks of another country
>le america is the only first world country meme

I mean I guess if living in squalor makes you happy. Power to ya.

Obviously. Kek

>unamerican
>automatic poverty

You? Are you the joke?

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Its not automatic no. You make your own choices champ. Your poverty is your own fault. ;)

Poe, is that you?

>Your poverty is your own fault.
Tell me how taxes are the only reason you're not a millionaire.

>free education
>free healthcare
>government hand outs if you're out of work
>adjustable minimum wage to support inflation
>low homelessness rate
>low unemployment
>low crime rate
>unrestricted right to residency and work in over 20 countries

america sucks dick compared to european countries

>implyng the mean American is wealthier than anyone else from a civilized country

Okay Cletus. Pour more into your defense budget, your biggest gun is not big enough

>taxes

When has someone's income ever had anything to do with how much they pay in taxes? Unless you're years behind on paying up then doing taxes only takes a tremendously small amount of your gross income.

I am richer than you. That's not an opinion that's simply a fact. Kek

>caring about mammon unironically
If anything it shows the flaws in your character.

America is like a steroid junkie.

Each of its potential rivals is 50 years behind in military r&d yet it still calls for most of the annual budget.

inb4 gate meme

>Muh EU

Yes that thing that ruined Greece and several other countries with the sudden currency change. Then Britain decided to just fuck right off for no good reason.

Kek. The EU is a joke.

>you have money?
>what are you a super villian?

Kek

The greece ruined themselves by spending far more money then they were making. The EU is in the process of helping them out.

>what is charity
Are you seriously so blind you can only see thing black or white?

>nobody gives a crap about greece since before Christ

>Pakistan fucked over everyone studying and working abroad

>Germany and Sweden are shit tier, thanks Merkel

> It's especially scary when you realize you're financially fucked if you need to go to hospital

One of the main reasons I wouldn't live there. Break a leg, lose your job, pay a few thousand in medical bills, lose your house... unless you've got insurance which may or may not cover you depending on exact circumstances.

The system isn't great where I am, but at least emergencies get handled pretty well.

Baiting these threads is easier than OPs mother.

>give me your money
>I call it charity

Kek. Poor little europoor. You'll not see a dime from me. Promise. ;)

>The US is the only first world country.
Don't ask why people think burgers are stupid.

hawaii?

Nah m8 I like my healthcare more than burgers

>The EU is a joke.
still better living standards that the us.
enjoy your cities filled with crackheads and criminals.

Is it to hide their own insecurity regarding their country of residence? And they need something to blame instead of taking responsibility for their lot in life?

Yes, I want it all for myself. All $49.99 on your account.

>cities filled with criminals

You're thinking of Australia.

>You'll not see a dime from me. Promise. ;)
No one needs it. You really believe people need you, but no one does. US people seriously believe the rest of the world needs them, how pathetic.

Wat.

Only scourge in Oz are Abbos.

>what is detroit

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You want the fifty bucks from my Steam account? That's the only thing with a solid fifty in it. Checking and savings are somewhere in the tens of thousands. ;)

Florida?

Double kek

>You're thinking of Australia.
even though america has the highest inmate population per capita in the world.
+5 points for effort, user

>Detroit

Oh man. You pointed to the one city that's had a disproportionately high amount of crime for the last 20 years. You nailed it. Kek.

>most of said inmates are niggers

Those dont count as people. Kek

>Australia

Definitely in europe

>Is it to hide their own insecurity regarding their country of residence? And they need something to blame instead of taking responsibility for their lot in life?
What are you even talking about? There's no need to blame anyone for anything, you seriously believe we have so much problems we have to blame them on the US?
I have no idea why US people genuinely believe the whole world is suffering. If anyting you're the only one who justifies why the rest of the world hate you. You need to believe that we're jealous and that's why we think you're stupid. But no, you're stupid because you live in a fantasy world where the US is the only good country in the planet. You come here and go full redneck acting like a retarded patriot, that's why we think you're stupid.

Sure they are ;^)

Hmm let's see. I live in a town with a population of around 30,000. Crime rate is practically non-existent. Net income of around $95,000. Own my house and two cars. Yeah...it sucks over here.

>I desperately need that fifty bucks
>but I can't admit that

Shhhhh. There there. I know panhandling is hard but you'll get better.

>most of said inmates are niggers
thats because the united states of amerifags is incapable of providing a civilised society for its citizens.

>Own my house and two cars. Yeah...it sucks over here.
oh, you mean a typical everyday family's lifestyle in europe?

>surely this isn't all just one long string of bait that I'm taking

Kek

I really don't. I think I outearn you but whatever.

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We've dropped bombs in several countries but I'm sure you are talking about the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki during world war one

>your just not providing them with what they need
>surely it's your fault
>not theirs

Kek

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. In france 70% of all inmates are muslims. While only being 13% of the french population.

ITT nobody plays OP's game because American public school geography doesn't teach about anything outside the States
>Europe is a shit country keklel

>i however have never seen a globe and my school was thirty-eight miles away so I didn't go

>give me your tired, your hungry and your poor
>tough shit if you're tired, hungry or poor

Russia will nuke america soon, and just like Nazi Germany, they'll wipe all of you off the map.

Our sandniggers are just as bad, if not worse.

Planet Earth
>America
>Canada
>Mexico
>Europe
>China

>Slav
>traveling
>being attractive enough to have sex with foreign women

>Yes that thing that ruined Greece and several other countries with the sudden currency change.

Do you retards seriously believe this? Greece ruined itself because of corrupt politicians who got the country into far more debt than what was known when it joined the Eurozone.
Same with "several other countries" which probably means Italy.

>Then Britain decided to just fuck right off for no good reason.

the UK left because too many people fell for populist scare tactics and is probably going to fall apart because Scotland wants to stay in the EU.

Damn these amerifags don't even know how to read anymore

tl;dr

>anywhere in the EU

LMAO YOU FUCKING FOGGOT

Take of it what you will, but they were perplexed to see an uncut dick.

By the time russia nukes the US, there will be 10 of our nukes heading towards russia.
But that wont happen anyways, because we are friends now. And together we will ensure the survival of the white race.

>Sweden
>Germany
>France
>Belgium
which one?

America makes up 4% of the world's inmate population.
While only being 4% of the population of the world itself

>slavs aren't attractive
Why does your pisstake prez date exclusively slavs