Let's trade stories or pics about times we paid for sex Pic related >yeah average sized cock stfu

Let's trade stories or pics about times we paid for sex Pic related >yeah average sized cock stfu

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Why do I feel like I'm in a chatroom in 2003 right now?

good god. those tits. that face.
like a war torn eastern european village.
fuck.

Can't complain for $100

Does paying for a girl's prom ticket count if we had sex afterwards?

You paid 100 actual monies for that?
Do you have some sort of disfigurement or behavioral issue that prevents you from getting ass without paying? I can see $15 or $20 for that, but $100? Unless she let you poop in her mouth and her fachina, then no.

Give the story here OP

Meh
She was a fucking pro
I'll always remember those tits

Yeah. Dating is just some socially accepted and agreed upon form of prostitution that favors the woman and gives her the option of changing her mind. There is no guarantee of sex with dating, but with hookers, I imagine you can just cave their head in with a brick if they take your money and don't make with the ass. Hookers are already dead inside anyway, so it's probably just a misdemeanor and a mail-in fine.

Roll

Fair enough. Please stop posting her though.
If you post her three times, she'll appear and tit wank you to a bloody stump.

Moar plz

Friend tells me he got a handjob and tit fuck at massage parlour
Apparently it's a legitimate place but an older woman is the owner and if you book her and ask her if she takes tips that's code for a happy ending, if she likes you
Another mate goes and does it all but she won't do it, ignores him, "no tips here"
Keep thinking about it, long term relationship with gf
Decide to just go and see, book to see her, ask if she takes tips, she says "how much?" I don't know and say "100 bucks"
She starts playing with my cock under the towel, tit fuck and tip lick
10 minutes or so, couldn't last, she finished me off with her hand
Never went back
Think about her all the time

You'll always remember those lip herpes as well.

Fuckin nice

Where?

Meh
I got nothing from her but an epic orgasm

why not go back and tell her that you can't stop thinking about her and see if she lets you smash your junk into her scabby fuck hole?

Sydney, Aus
You got any similar stories?
That's the last pic I got of her She said outright "put the phone away" but didn't check it or tell me to delete anything. Best sexual experience of my life. Others share???

What do you like most about it?
Got similar experiences?

>Do you have some sort of disfigurement or behavioral issue that prevents you from getting ass without paying?
Where do you think we are

Good point, but not everyone here is a burn victim or a sperglord.

Bump

Anyone got more stories or pics?

>be me
>take chick to arby's
>spend like $14 on some crappy food things
>be like an hour later
>at home with chick watching Matlock re-run cause no netflix
>chick blows me and hops aboard my wiener
>mfw $14 and Matlock got me laid.

I used to bang this escort when she was in my town. Cost $250. She was a little older, but she had no limitations. PSE was definitely on the menu.

>be me
>take chick to wendy's
>spend like $9 on some crappy food stuffs
>before we're out of the drive thru, she's gargling my junk
>mfw $9 got me a bj and the chick at the drive thru window seemed upset at my getting blown while paying for "food."

I'd fuck that...love those rough looking bitches. Fucked this one back in the day.

She was 4'10" and a freak. Licked my butthole for hours.

dramatic girls like to take it slow, and like to be coerced etc. etc.
sluts rarely suck cock decently, and make the most annoying sounds
whores on the other hand are professionals. Should be obvious why that's better.

she draws angry brows on with a sharpie marker and eats ass. congrats.

Made this bitch pretend she was being raped by me. We roleplayed adopted son/mom...it was great.

Super petite too...

Thanks...it was great.

No way you only took 4 pictures
Post the video

your virginity is showing

I think that was from her ad.

Loved fucking this milf. She was on super hard times and I loved fucking her like a piece of meat in front of the motel mirror so she could look at herself. Great ass

Lol nah
I'm moaning in it too much like an amateur

Failing at life: The post

She is glorious any of the cumshot?

better is a pretty subjective term. enjoy paying for it from diseased 2/10 gutter trash though.

then kill the audio track. let's see if this chick's as bad ass as you say.

screenshot

Have a trip to Tampa coming up. Thinking about calling this one while I'm there.

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Moar!!

She's disappointed kek
Probably agreed to take your money cause your tiny cock wouldn't take much work

I see you're poor

Whatever, I know I've got an average dick, dgaf
You think I was complaining here?

Any chance that could you upload the video? No sound if that bother you so much.

Where did you cum? Post pics of cumshot

I call BS. Professional lighting and camera. You didn't take these pics with a smartphone, too much depth of field. Not you. so stop lying.

On my phone ATM
Don't know how to edit it for no sound or where to upload it :/

Lol every thread has a Steven Spielberg in it. Professional lighting = massage/beauty parlours all have big lamps and heated lighting in every room.

Yeah it does it's hard to watch even for me. So much beta "oh yeah, oh fuck, so good, that's so good"
Holy shit

what gives, we know how to use a mute button fam

Nice 4 Inch cock you got there

who is she

>suck cock decently,
Is that herpes on her lip?

if you pay for it, why do you pay for sex with an nigger spic?

not at any massage place I have been to. They all are going for the mood lighting. Not trying to make daylight inside. You are a liar and a faggot.

Please keep posting

Bump keep this thread alive

I've paid a bunch of streetwalkers to do everything from bjs and sex to watch them piss and shit. Love every minute of it

where you find em?

Sorry for delay, phone call
One more for the road might upload video in future thread
Thanks to the anons who didn't make fun of my cock

It's easy, crackhead hookers aren't hard to find

If you're looking to just have sex with a hooker for money, try backpage, classivox, or just google your city + escorts.

Bump

still waiting

Your a small cocked little faggot

What is she thinking about here?

Someone turn this into a meme with thought bubbles or something

Amazing

I would kill for a huge tit milf handy

Why haven't you gone back though

Nice work user
I'm jealous
>38 never been with hooker
>only gotten laid 2 times
>fuck

that's a pretty big cock you got there, OP

don't have real photos, but this is from the site I contacted her.

this is what you get for 50$ in Germany.
She was pretty pro for being a student

Chicks tits are amazing. I'd suck you dry too op. Got anything of you fucking her?

xvideos .com/ video22168355/happy_ending_and_huge_tits_-_more_at_savvyporn_com thank me later

TBH the experience is tainted only by the fact I cheated on my gf who I'm still with, I feel sick if we drive past or near the place
That's probably another reason why I have gone back, I dunno really
Have another

>be me
>became 18 years old and good looking
>thinks now you can get laid finally
>try to speak with a girl that is looking hot
>didnt want to be your girlfriend
>broke up the college
>went straight to amsterdam
>get drunk and high as fuck
>lose your virginity to a hooker
>lick her asshole
>get caught smuggle weed to my Country

Where in Sydney?

Not poor by any means, just know the value of money and know she's not worth much.

life is for the living

She loves anal too

GREAT !

So op is a Liar and a cheater. Kek

You've seen her?

Post a thread when you do

Lol/10

Looks like you were right. Found this. He just cropped the images. What a loser.

I knew he was a faggot and I am Steven Spielberg.

great ass

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I loved fucking thick white milfs back when I was in my early 20's. Good times back then...

I loved fucking anything wet and warm back when I was in my early 20's. Good times back then...

>lie about screwing hooker on forkhands
>pick ugly af pron chick to make it "convincing"
>fail to realize Sup Forums is a detective
>get busted

OP the faggiest faggot whoever fagged a fag.

lol...true. But it gave me way more pleasure fucking the milfs for some reason. I think the age play was a brain fuck for me.

Kek

>way more pleasure fucking the milfs for some reason

Oedipus

I'm totally ok with that.