The fucking state of North American football

>The fucking state of North American football

>tfw he sabotaged the field and stole a bunch of office pens on his way out

>Canadian infrastructure

>north america
>state
the term you were searching for is Continent

you fucking retard

Nobody gives a shit about divegrass.

61,000 canucks packing into their stadium say otherwise Ameriblubber

Majority of those in attendance are Muslim shitskins, or as you like to call them, the people who live next door

you fucking newcuck

what's that mean

Habs didn't mind watching paint dry.

What demographic of Canadians watch soccer games? Here obviously it's the latinos, there are like 50 million of us so there are plenty of fans, but which group in Canada is keeping the sport going?

if 50 million american spics are soccer fans how come the ratings are so low? oh that's right, you third world savages have 18 people to one TV.

Québécoise
Montreal always cucks Toronto

>r/pol/

>minor league soccer
>my little soccer

>redneck

It'll get better now that Arena is the National Team coach... he was already good at picking out domestic talent, so he'll be able to find a forward or two who are better than people playing on the lower rungs of second bundesliga.

No, it's because we don't watch MLS. La Liga and Liga MX get very good ratings in the US. In fact, BeIn Sports Espanol (shows La Liga) is gaining subscribers even while ESPN/NBC/FS1 all lose them. El Clasico alone got more viewers than 20 MLS games (2 million vs about 100,000 per game).

No they don't, Nigel ibn farroq. And the reason why they don't is because that number of people yet comprises a tiny minority of the combined burger/Canadian population, which is what the OP is really referring to. And they are clearly engaged in a hobby which is historically something that neither country cares about, even though the BROWNING is regrettably changing that. But not to the degree that you think, or would like.

If you want to follow an inferior sport in this hemisphere, then you have to go to the inferior countries, which, being inferior, are located to the south of us. You could turn this joke around by observing that most of Europe is north of most of the USA, but you all still care about soccer so that makes us about even.

I would like to take this opportunity to mention something delightful. Soccer is also not popular in Oceania, presumably due to the dearth of land on which the sport might be played. In particular, the United States has a compact of free association with three states: Micronesia, Palau, and Marshall Islands. This is a polite way of saying that they are our literal vassals.

Now, regrettably (and unnecessarily), one of the basic things that makes a country a country these days is: fielding a soccer team. The vatican has done it, even Niue was in a few blowouts once upon a time. Not Marshall Islands. Not one time have they ever fielded an MNT. And good for them.

Here's to our vassal, Marshall. In a retarded sport, the most boring thing that it is possible to watch on a television, much less actually play, the only winning move is NOT to play. Here's to the brave Marshall Islands, standing athwart the tyranny of the stupidity of soccer, a sport that it is to be hoped will cease to be played someday.

Canadians. They actually like soccer.

>Soccer is also not popular in Oceania, presumably due to the dearth of land on which the sport might be played.

Australia is nearly the size of the Continental US...

>You're job is to paint lines
>Can't do it right
kek

>2 million
so i ask again, why are the ratings so low, monkey?

That's not low at all, that's on par with a lot of NBA and NHL playoff games. And Chivas vs America in the Mexican league got 3 million viewers here.

For any non-classico game it's about 50k

>Your job is to use your correctly
>Can't do it right
kek

that's pretty fucking low if there really are 50 million soccer fans. and the nba/nhl plays series not single games. the viewers skyrocket when elimination is near.

He was actually looking for province you dumb shit

What are you basing this on?

And yet they don't even have the population of Texas

From the conception that Canada is opposite-USA.

No
They're our New Zealand
GOAT in that one sport that they play
Pretty shit in everything else
And they don't care for soccer overall
I think last night was more about the Québécoise attitude than anything

The fact that leg 2 is gonna have to be played on Wednesday because the CFL commandeered Toronto's soccer-specific stadium should be proof enough

Eh, in fairness, they decided on the Grey Cup location in October of last year. They couldn't have predicted Toronto FC would actually be as good as they have been.

Illegal aliens trypically don't offer to participate in the Nielsen rating system.