/heem/ Uncle Dana Edition

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It's a Schaub eat Schaub world out there.

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I love Dana

gooby

>gooby

You sound like repressed homos

Listen, the thing I love about Conor is he will fight anyone anywhere at any weight. The kids a fighter man and what I mean by that is he will fight Diaz twice at WW and never defend his FW belt

I wake up every morning thinking today, I will get myself a high-test bunda. It has not happened yet, but I will not lose hope.

Schaub bless me pls

you sound like you are being a little too sensitive

gooby

Every time you see someone post in lower case, you can safely assume they are VERY autistic.

Get in my guard and we will see how repressed I am

Goober.

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I AGREE

or have friends

ME TOO

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fuck u goof lmao

Schaub bless brothers. We will accomplish all through Schaub.

Does anyone really want or need to watch Conor beat up on another 145er though

>tfw no khabib due to conor using his unborn child as cover

I just want to see kebab bodyslam goober like he did healey/horcher, why must I suffer like this /heem/?

>mfw Khabib bodyslams Goob so hard his arm breaks really bad and its never the same and he needs to get a bone maarow transplant from Artem and also hair transplant from Artem because hes balding

artem is balding too tho

That are gay autists

Autism

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>Gracie vs Kato set for Bellator 170
mmafighting.com/2016/11/22/13720708/ralek-gracie-versus-hisaki-kato-set-for-bellator-170-in-los-angeles

>Gaethje to become free agent
mmafighting.com/2016/11/22/13718880/wsof-champion-justin-gaethje-planning-on-testing-free-agent-market

>Kennedy calls out Silva
mmajunkie.com/2016/11/tim-kennedy-calls-out-anderson-silva-to-replace-rashad-evans-at-ufc-206-in-toronto

>Ireland 6 million people, Russia 150 million
mmamania.com/2016/11/22/13713760/more-popular-khabib-nurmagomedov-blast-ufc-conor-mcgregor-russia-ireland-dana-white

>tfw i've been catfishing on omegle for years and i've built a database of nudes and videos of young sluts and hesitant whores

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would you care to share?

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post feet

Khabib will get memed on just as bad as Aldo did in press conferences, we'll have a year of build up like Conor vs Aldo because of Ramadan

Can someone post the screencap of the canadian goof saying that he KNOWS Conor cant KO Eddie because he doesn't hit as hard as Micheal Chandler?

its true im autistic. we dont use commas or apostrophes either

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Just imagine the asspain if khabib does this to goober.

is Nate Diaz FW and LW champ or just LW champ?

it wouldn't surprise me if the UFC offered him the fight during ramadan on purpose to be honest with you

>if

when*

Theres already talk of goober going to be back at around may/june, so its likely they'll do it because they know khabib wouldnt be able to accept.

Theres a 6 month window for the fight to happen before goober jr is born.
its the perfect window to get the fight in before conors attention is drawn fully to when his kid is actually here

Just imagine being Goober's spawn, lads.

You're held in high esteem before you're even born. People from all across the country will point to you and say, "There he/she is. The descendant of greatness. Eire Bless."

just imagine

Still need those Maia/Laflare & Maia/other guy time stamps.

He's only balding because Artem is giving goobz his hair.

>khabib wouldnt be able to accept

Belal Muhammad trained during Ramadan leading up to his fight with Alan Jouban
The fight itself occurred two days after the last day of Ramadan.
The fast only lasts until sundown, there's an obvious window of time to train when you're full and hydrated in the evening.
Every Conor fight is the main event of whatever card he's on, and the main event of a UFC PPV typically occurs late at night, well after sundown.
If Khabib wants the title shot as much as he's been saying, he may still accept it.

It would likely happen very late at night, if they did what they did to UFC 204 to ensure that the fight times line up with prime US viewing hours
I can't see them not doing this on a Goober card, particularly on a presumably stacked card in a massive new market the UFC is trying to break into

I knew it

Khabib might still accept but they'd do it just so conor has as much of an advantage as possible going into the fight, khabib would still be diminished from a month long of fasting

what did you know

Sad

Thanks for the real OP

Conor won't rip on Muslims like he did the Brazillians. Brazillians don't issue fatwas. Them muzzie motherfuckers will literally, unironically kill him.

All these Khabib trolls used to be Nate and Eddie trolls smdh

True
Still, a diminished Khabib can still destroy Conor as long he gets the chance to implement his gameplan
He's personally said that it would be retarded to try and stand with Conor, he would likely be going for the takedown immediately
Both Khabib and his corner admitted that he didn't pay attention to the gameplan for a portion of the first round against Johnson

no problem

t.Goatfucker

I'm a goatfucker for saying Muslims are crazy, violent assholes?

Ok.

What if that Aldo shot had KO'd McGregor too?
Does it go by goofy dragonball rules where falling even a millionth of a second sooner makes you lose?

Did Eddie's punch connect? That nose can take a punch

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Would be a no contest, like when Gray Maynard KO'd Rob Emerson with a slam, but also smashed his own head into the ground and heem'd himself.

>Saw like 5 fights combined from UFC and Bellator on the 19th
>Watched all of Invicta 20

Same here.

lol

he tries to grab Aldo's head as he's falling

What did you think about the Evinger loss? Mike England is a dumbshit and earlier in the night broke up that flurry to put the chick's mouthguard back in. Still, Evinger should've been stacking instead of pulling out anyway and it's not like she stopped putting her foot in her face anyway.

random regional heem

how was cruz dilly a split dec?
I just finished watching it and TJ only won 4 guarenteed, 5 could be 10-9 TJ or a 10-10 I feel and 1/3 we're pretty clearly Cruz and I edge 2 to Cruz

This fight really reiterates how fucked Cody is, I think Cruz will take his back before the championship rounds and sub him

Now that the dust has settled can we all agree that the UFC is the black lives matter of sport?

Also Lorenzo is absolutely based

>Cruz finishing somebody

This triggers the alt rignt

no

>a whiny bunch of self entitled cunts rioting in the streets
>the highest level of combat sport practiced by the greatest athletes on the planet

You've lost me friendo, I don't get your comparison.

I don't think Cody has much of a chance either, but he does have good hands and handles himself well in the pocket. Combined with the fact that he has good knockout power hey man who knows.

Akthually im from the bay 5'8 and do not play

Are you being serious about the athlete part?

Garbrandt is a meme who beat a glass jap, an untested prospect, and scraped by Brimage with a last second KO. He isn't good in the slightest. He'll need to summon Matt Serra and Michael Bisping both to win a belt.

Melania was a dime. Trump is such an alpha.

It was an upset by a literal who? that I was expecting to get dominated (her wikipedia page was made the day after her win), but I'm not sure if Evinger was ever that good. I know it's easy to say that in hindsight, but she's no Rousey.

still worth a cheeky tenner on a cody ko prop

Just a matter of time before Lineker takes the title anyway (assuming he can figure out how to make weight)

Yes, the level of fitness required at the top level, plus ability to master multiple martial arts means they top my list.

Feel free to prove me wrong though.

Are you fucking kiddding me? he got easily frustrated by and only just barely beat Dodson, who is very talented but is not even close to being the evasive fighter in MMA. If he cant catch up with Dodson, Cruz would just make a fool of him. TJ probably will too.

>Just a matter of time before Lineker takes the title anyway

literally just a slightly more skilled version of Garbrandt with a better chin (not a factor when you're a KO artist fighting Cruz)

Lineker couldn't track down Dodson. He'll be swinging at air all night.

i dont think anyone thrives under the pressure quite like conor

>be lineker
>can't even make 135
>win fight against Dodson
>move up 135 rankings
>didn't even fight at 135

How

>win fight against Dodson

TJ is just Cruz if he occasionally planted his feet and actually tried to finish fights.

That fight was so close to me that it could have been anyone's call. TJ was the aggressor and threw more but Dominick's takedowns might have swayed some rounds even if he didn't do anything with them. I don't remember who outstruck who but I think TJ edged Cruz in the stand-up.

I had TJ winning a close decision but it was so close I could see it going the other way too. That's the bantamweight rematch I want to see. I don't think Cody Garbrandt has much of a shot against Cruz.

"Win"

i don't think anyone here wanks over conor quite as much as you

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Hey thanks for being patient trying to rewatch the match to give you time stamp and having a hard time finding it. so scratch the request for not thank you

I agree with you my friend. Saying Lineker won that fight would be like saying hatton was beating mayweather on points until the KO

However, UFC/MMA is a "sport" and therefore Lineker was officially judged the winner

That said, how do you move up in rankings in a division you don't fight in

youtube.com/watch?v=71zBaE0Kn0Y

What's for dinner bros

Eh, not really. Anyone of us here could easily get an escort who looks like that or better. Only real difference is Trump gets to buy, we just get to rent.

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That looks fucken terrible m8. I can't begin to imagine how fat you are.

That watch looks fucking tasty, bro.