>At families house for holidays >Me and my long-term gf are staying for a couple days. >Start talking to my mom >We talking about a gay person we know >"Hey Mom, I know I've been with Michelle for 4 years but, you know, I'm actually bisexual." >Mom laughs in my face. Says I'm not bisexual I just think I am. >Asks me if I've ever taken a dick in my ass. >"N-No but..." >Asks me if I've ever fucked another man at all. >"No, but I've made out with guys and got blow jobs from them before..." >She looks at me for moment, then asks me to show her a picture of the guys I've made out with. >Show her a trap I let blow me and femboy that I made out with once. >She looks and then laughs. >"Yea you might like girly looking guys but you know you would never be able to touch a cock. You're just a slutty straight guy. Tell me your bisexual once you've actually had a hairy muscly mans jizz on you." >Laughs
>Later tell girlfriend >She also laughs >Believe I'm bisexual but finds it hilarious my mom laughed at me and doesn't believe I'm bisexual at all
>Mfw
Blake Martin
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Brayden Hernandez
You're also autistic
Aaron James
The fact that you're into "girl" makes you pretty straight.
Be it traps or girly looking guys.
Probably just means you're a slutty and confused sex addict.
Nathan Adams
your mother is right, suck cock and get your ass blown out, you'll know for certain if your bi, until then you're just an attention seeking man whore
Thomas Harris
Great blog posts, famalamajimjam
Parker Thomas
Yea...she was right. I have no idea how my fucking mom of all people was able to indentify that so easily, but fuck.
No yea, shes totally right. Im literally just a sex addicted slut. Men do not arouse me whatsoever. Unless they can trick my brain into thinking its a girl, Im not interested.
Tbh, I dont know whats worse, being a sex addicted man-whore or a bisexual male.
David Price
underrated
Grayson Bennett
i would say neither are all that bad, not like you going around hurting people
Zachary Ortiz
hey look, its another jewish thread trying to push an "its cool to be a faggot" agenda , "everyone is a faggot, be one too" your day will come schlomo
Tyler Watson
how do you know OP is a jew?
Robert Garcia
oh ya that's true, nevermind, i guess they're all fine.
Angel Howard
if this is real OP, you should probably get that badass woman an award
Adrian Watson
because he ran into a wall while having an erection and only hurt his nose
Daniel Campbell
Your mom sounds pretty chill
Joshua Morales
Yea my mom is pretty intelligent.
She is. Sometimes she pisses me off because she often doesnt give a fuck, but generally shes chill and I love her.
Joshua Evans
Yeah, transsexuals don't make you gay/bisexual. I've been fucked in the ass by about 10 trannies and sucked all their cocks, even been deepthroated a couple of times; I'm still 100% heterosexual.
Levi Carter
>is ok with having a faggot son
>intelligent do I have to tell how many you can pick ?
Andrew Miller
But OP isn't a faggot - liking traps is entirely heterosexual.
Aiden Morris
>you need to actually do something sexual with a guy to know you like dick >so many virgins on this site who've never touched bewb and never will but know they lik it
Your mother's retarded
Hunter Nguyen
newfag OP is always a faggot
Jackson Lopez
posters on these threads have no fucking clue about sexual orientation
believe it or not you can experiment with the same sex and not be gay
you can also never have had sex with the same sex but know you're bi or gay or whatever
Brandon Williams
>newfag
I've been posting since 2006.
Jaxon James
you sound like an asshole and i hope you realize how fucking wrong you are
Michael Hernandez
Kill yourself OP.
Sebastian Gomez
>on tumblr
Aiden Campbell
cry some more faggot
Elijah Carter
>on tumblr hate threads
Jackson Hill
I've never even visited tumblr. You done, friendo?
Jackson Jones
the things you say dont match with the things you do not a surprise seeing the kind of things you like and defend
Juan Thompson
>on tumblr hate threads ... defending the tumblrinas...
Luis Phillips
There are worse things to be addicted to, meth for instance
Jack Bell
>OP tries to convince his mom he's gay, fails even at that
Bentley Reed
This post proves why I have no sympathy for the dying white race.
You have become weak. Faggots.
You were once a strong people but you have degenerated into pathetic scum.
Whether this post is true or some fantasy. The simple fact that you think this way is proof that you are not worth saving and deserve to go extinct.
Good bye white people. You had your time and now it is over.
Grayson Cook
>someone made a fake post on Sup Forums like the thousands of times before >the white race is ending Pick one.