At families house for holidays

>At families house for holidays
>Me and my long-term gf are staying for a couple days.
>Start talking to my mom
>We talking about a gay person we know
>"Hey Mom, I know I've been with Michelle for 4 years but, you know, I'm actually bisexual."
>Mom laughs in my face. Says I'm not bisexual I just think I am.
>Asks me if I've ever taken a dick in my ass.
>"N-No but..."
>Asks me if I've ever fucked another man at all.
>"No, but I've made out with guys and got blow jobs from them before..."
>She looks at me for moment, then asks me to show her a picture of the guys I've made out with.
>Show her a trap I let blow me and femboy that I made out with once.
>She looks and then laughs.
>"Yea you might like girly looking guys but you know you would never be able to touch a cock. You're just a slutty straight guy. Tell me your bisexual once you've actually had a hairy muscly mans jizz on you."
>Laughs

>Later tell girlfriend
>She also laughs
>Believe I'm bisexual but finds it hilarious my mom laughed at me and doesn't believe I'm bisexual at all

>Mfw

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You're also autistic

The fact that you're into "girl" makes you pretty straight.

Be it traps or girly looking guys.

Probably just means you're a slutty and confused sex addict.

your mother is right, suck cock and get your ass blown out, you'll know for certain if your bi, until then you're just an attention seeking man whore

Great blog posts, famalamajimjam

Yea...she was right. I have no idea how my fucking mom of all people was able to indentify that so easily, but fuck.

No yea, shes totally right. Im literally just a sex addicted slut. Men do not arouse me whatsoever. Unless they can trick my brain into thinking its a girl, Im not interested.

Tbh, I dont know whats worse, being a sex addicted man-whore or a bisexual male.

underrated

i would say neither are all that bad, not like you going around hurting people

hey look, its another jewish thread trying to push an "its cool to be a faggot" agenda , "everyone is a faggot, be one too"
your day will come schlomo

how do you know OP is a jew?

oh ya that's true, nevermind, i guess they're all fine.

if this is real OP, you should probably get that badass woman an award

because he ran into a wall while having an erection and only hurt his nose

Your mom sounds pretty chill

Yea my mom is pretty intelligent.

She is. Sometimes she pisses me off because she often doesnt give a fuck, but generally shes chill and I love her.

Yeah, transsexuals don't make you gay/bisexual. I've been fucked in the ass by about 10 trannies and sucked all their cocks, even been deepthroated a couple of times; I'm still 100% heterosexual.

>is ok with having a faggot son

>intelligent
do I have to tell how many you can pick ?

But OP isn't a faggot - liking traps is entirely heterosexual.

>you need to actually do something sexual with a guy to know you like dick
>so many virgins on this site who've never touched bewb and never will but know they lik it

Your mother's retarded

newfag
OP is always a faggot

posters on these threads have no fucking clue about sexual orientation

believe it or not you can experiment with the same sex and not be gay

you can also never have had sex with the same sex but know you're bi or gay or whatever

>newfag

I've been posting since 2006.

you sound like an asshole and i hope you realize how fucking wrong you are

Kill yourself OP.

>on tumblr

cry some more
faggot

>on tumblr
hate threads

I've never even visited tumblr. You done, friendo?

the things you say dont match with the things you do
not a surprise seeing the kind of things you like and defend

>on tumblr hate threads
... defending the tumblrinas...

There are worse things to be addicted to, meth for instance

>OP tries to convince his mom he's gay, fails even at that

This post proves why I have no sympathy for the dying white race.

You have become weak. Faggots.

You were once a strong people but you have degenerated into pathetic scum.

Whether this post is true or some fantasy. The simple fact that you think this way is proof that you are not worth saving and deserve to go extinct.

Good bye white people. You had your time and now it is over.

>someone made a fake post on Sup Forums like the thousands of times before
>the white race is ending
Pick one.

lol you sound so weak and gay

what the fuck is that picture?

you're such a fag op