ITT: people who managed to unfuck their shit up

ITT: people who managed to unfuck their shit up

Unless you're referring to the car accident way, way, back, I don't think his shit was ever fucked bromanbro.

Seriously there is no man more based than Ol' Hammy.

He was fat for some time

I'm referring to when he looked like he was on death's doorstep

>outspoken white male Democrat voter
Yikes

You forgot manlet

You clearly don't remember the time he was taking used cigarettes out of an ash tray and smoking them

>way, way, back

would you say it was a long time ago?

That was clearly in preparation for voice acting as the Joker

Son of a bitch

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he's still an ugly fuck compared to before the accident

>dude he stop shaving and dropped 20 he totally unfucked his shit

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

when will it be her turn?

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Has his shit ever been fucked up though?

Huge cokehead in the 70s

That's practically a powerup.

It's not like he unfucked himself. He was probably given a team of stylists, personal trainers and whatnot, to prepare for the movie. Nevertheless, i was impressed

I think he is hot as fuck again

Marvel nearly went bankrupt before Iron Man came out.

Also I remember reading he was seen picking cigarette butts on some parking lot to smoke them.