>"Suicide Squad" features a killer soundtrack and one of the most promising of ensemble casts, only for its execution to fail. It simply doesn't handle the large assortment of characters well, with only a few obvious highlights stealing the show from the much less-interesting other members, who falter in their limited screentime, secondary backstories and shoe-horned contributions to saving the world. It's disappointing such striking visuals are wasted on a colourless plot and bland action. Death by boredom.
Don't think this is the kind of movie where reviews matter as long as that opening box office is big.
Ryder Fisher
Pls stop. Not again.
Christian White
>the much less-interesting other members
Can't imagine who those who could be.
Jaxson Wright
So it's really bad but still gets 2 and a half stars? Are film ratings becoming like video games?
Samuel Ortiz
>killer soundtrack Including the masterpiece 'It Ain't Me'
Nathan Sanders
Jesus, DC can't even have mindless fun right.
What a fucking disaster.
Justin Jenkins
His ratings are out of 5.
Lincoln Sanchez
>Death by boredom I fucking hate when critics try to give their reviews little taglines.
Ian Russell
...
Chase Hernandez
Yeah so it got half even though it was shit?
Hudson Sanders
What'd you expect from a project that relied entirely on misleading trailers and leaning heavily on the le edgy characters meme.
Nicholas Ortiz
How low does this go? I'm thinking 40%.
Ryder Thomas
A 50 is an F mate.
Isaac Brown
YFW Marvel announces Thunderbolts next year and does Suicide Skwad better than DC
Charles Rivera
Lower than anyone can expect, like BvS
Aaron Roberts
That sounds about right. Style and hype should give it a slight boost over what otherwise would've been the BvS treatment.
Josiah King
>one of the most promising of ensemble casts, only for its execution to fail. It simply doesn't handle the large assortment of characters well, with only a few obvious highlights stealing the show from the much less-interesting other members, who falter in their limited screentime, secondary backstories and shoe-horned contributions to saving the world. It's disappointing such striking visuals are wasted on a colourless plot and bland action. Death by boredom.
YET LOOK AT THE FUCKING REVIEW HE GIVES AGE OF ULTRON
such a crop of shit. His summary for suicide squad is pretty much my exact opinion on AoU
Zachary Sullivan
IT'S HAPPENING
Parker Jackson
>killer soundtrack
Gabriel Adams
What's this guys super power?
Isaac Young
>DAMAGED >right across his fucking forehead >all this time to remove >never do they knew EXACTLY what they were doing
Joshua Richardson
>Gleaming special effects >AoU
lolwut?
Logan Campbell
Bitch AoU had the waifus bro
Juan Kelly
In some countries mediocrity is not considered a good thing. Sorry you were born in the USA
Dylan Sanders
>"a second fresh review!!!" will happen again
Adam Rodriguez
>AoU was bad
Cool meme bro.
Daniel Nguyen
>It's disappointing such striking visuals are wasted on a colourless plot and bland action. Death by boredom.
literally every marvel movie ever
Henry Wood
>panic at the disco why am i not surprised >grimes wat?
Memery and tinfoil shit aside...this is getting weird. Do critics like this just have another set of rules to review Marvel stuff? Because no one, absolutely no one thinks AoU was a good movie, not even fucking Disney that pretty much ran off Whedon after it.
Logan Harris
it was
Benjamin Thompson
>fortunate son
Get hype
Aiden Hughes
DEE SEE IS GONNA FREAK
Blake Ward
>This site actually praise ID4 2 and X-men Apocalypse
Yeah, opinion discard.
Wyatt Brooks
Fair point.
SS will still be shit though
Dylan Stewart
Stop linking your blog
Christian Jones
>marvel >striking visuals shiggy diggy
Connor Johnson
>Do critics like this just have another set of rules to review Marvel stuff? Obviously not since the Thor movies get rightfully shat on.
Ethan Wright
OK. Enjoy your shitposting
Hudson Hill
IT AINT MEME
IT AINT MEEEME I AINT NO MARVELCuCKED ONE
Angel Sanders
But its ok when Marvel does...because...
Jackson Johnson
If they got rightfully shit on Thor 2 would have done as bad as Green Lantern
Kevin Turner
>bohemian rhapsody by panic at the disco >twenty one pilots >grimes >it ain't me
this is too meme
Levi Thomas
>No offense to David Goyer or Zack Snyder, but “Suicide Squad” is what happens when a filmmaker actually “likes” the characters he’s trying to bring to the big screen. David Ayers must’ve really researched this material, because he seems to really get what people want to see in these adaptations. Why is Snyder suffering for humanity's sins?
Justin Reyes
Marvel doesn't have striking visuals though. Just bland visuals, but good plots and stuff. Entertaining shit.
John Wilson
It was fucking terrible.
Cameron Ross
Marvel already built up an audience by that point.
Hunter Mitchell
appearing in Angry Joe's videos
Luis Clark
Like native americans before him his power is cool, but he's exterminated right off the bat
Nolan Gray
Jumping over border fences
Lucas Richardson
So? Critics should be above that sort of tribal thinking
Aaron Sanders
Is a decent 40% on the cards?
Dominic Kelly
C L A I M E D L A I M E D
Angel Gray
>Death by boredom.
Jack Cooper
>one paragraph review Barely even talks about the movie.
Chase Murphy
If this fails, will the capeshit meme finally end?
Aaron Collins
I fell in love, I lost.
Ryder Johnson
who the fuck is Slipknot? Has he been in any of the trailers?
Daniel Bell
...
Adam Williams
Its a dirty australian that liked AoU, what did you expect?
Connor Miller
Need some Marvel films to fail. Hopefully it's Spider-Man
Marvel strong suit is nice pacing and good humor, story and visual are their weakness. DCEU is all about style but lack substance.
Cooper Wilson
Cringe.
Andrew Rogers
So what happens to him for breaking embargo?
Noah Hall
ITS OVER
WB HAD ONE SHOT AND THEY BLEW IT
DCÜCKS ON SUICIDE SQUATCH
Jaxon Campbell
He gets to stay in Straya...a fate worse than death.
Adam Walker
AoU > literally every DCEU movie
Joshua Richardson
He did not breaking anything, this is hardly a review.
Michael Allen
So common is the thug that joker shoots for refusing a dance with harley?
Jordan Thomas
Eh. Ok. I'll agree with you on that.
Dylan Ramirez
Cringe
Camden Morales
Only care for one review
Camden Jackson
>the highlight of your week is waking up tomorrow just before the embargo lifts and watching the incoming shitstorm regardless of whether it gets a fresh or rotten score
Liam Taylor
I thought Sup Forums hated capeshit?
Leo Jenkins
>Suicide Squad gets rotten score >Sup Forums can laugh at capeshit fans >Suicide Squad gets fresh score >Sup Forums can implode with DC vs Marvel threads
Win win either way
Jonathan Diaz
Its true, but they love capekino.
Henry Cooper
It's not tribal thinking. Not everyone likes Marvel movies, just most credits happen to.
Brandon Wright
This place has gone to shit
Landon Bailey
There is no such thing
Evan Brooks
It was very drawn out and boring with a bloated cast of characters.
Brandon White
nice
Gabriel Turner
It's every character from the first Avengers plus 3.
Carter Russell
MOM'S
Lucas Reyes
Darkman and Spiderman 3
Grayson Gonzalez
...
Caleb James
Like I said, bloated character cast. >plus 3 hawkeye's family, hydra baddies at the beginning, asian scientist, etc. etc.
Gabriel Carter
common is in this kek i didnt think it could be worse
margot robbie is terrible
Brayden Martin
>Bohemian Rhapsody >Panic! at the Disco
that better be a fucking typo
Christian Bailey
I feel embarrassed my grandfather had to see spiderman 3 in theaters kill yourself
Elijah White
SS looks like shit but come the fuck on
Jaxon Lewis
genuinely thought it was a seagal shop from the thumbnail
Austin Adams
>2016 >still watching superanhero dogshit
Can people tell me why this happens? That's literally nothing good abput capeshit
