Walk into your home

>Walk into your home
>You find Emma Watson standing there in her bikini
Wat do???

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Who?

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

call child line, don't wanna be arrested for a half naked kiddie in my house

say i got a wizards wand for you

Kill OP for making this thread again.

ask for snu snu

Tell her she's trespassing and for a few grand I can forget all about it.
>haven't gotten laid in 5 years, no way a female would come after me for some D

Realize I got the wrong apartment and leave to go home to a real woman.

Hey is that Ezra wilson

Right hook to the body, right uppercut combo. Mike Tyson used this combo to devastate many men. This female-to-12-year-old-boy transgender Emma Watson wouldn't stand a chance against it.

Take a picture and post it on Sup Forums but forget to shop myself out of it.

Kiss, lick and tickle her feet.

This

> roll perception check
> succed, determine its an illusion
> continue through the dungeon and defeat its caster

Her feet are fuckin gross m8

tell her shes got 3.5/10 feet

this i can fap 2

sauce?

Not to me tbh.

Ask the ugly bitch to leave or I'm calling the cops

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Fuck her.

A lot.

"Bitch the fuck you doin in mah house?! No!! Git out!"

You'd be standing ight where you were, facing her. Dumbass.

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Well now I'm erect

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Nice almost quads

Also, show her this thread and hope the space-time continuity collapses

>ask

Don't like boys.

Send it away.

Ugly man-feet

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Hahahahaha retard

Feet fag is on the loose again

Laugh as she dies from hypothermia, the heater is broken and we still have a foot of snow here.

What's your point?

>people talk about legs
>point out "These guys like legs!"

what now?

head taken from when she was like 13

nice

My point is that you should kill yourself, degenerate

This. I would beat the shit out of her.

Take a picture of her

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oh ok

opinion discarded. I wish you luck and hope you grow up, or a brain.

I'd pretend that she's my fiance and talk to her about our upcoming wedding.

Newfag detected, let's post gore to show him what Sup Forums really is.

What is it exactly, newfriend ?

i wanna clean her off so bad

Zim zam that nigger right between the eyes

Youre one dense motherfucker aren't you? It was clearly a fucking joke

push her out of way and make sandwich.

call the police, because she broke into my house.

Call security and tell them that the mad transvestite has broken in again.

checkd, and too soon man.

Punch that cunt to the ground and call the cops for trying to rob me.

god this meta is still going strong

everytime, too good

there is no sauce

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Ask who left a cross dressing boy in my home.

summer has arrived!

Kick her out.
There is nothing special about her at all.

you dont know maybe shes a trap

I guess I'd make her some eggs

Ask her for about tree fiddy

>Wat do???

Compliment someone's shoop skills.

some of these fakes are getting pretty good tbh. clearly some fatass autists spend a lot of time on them

Imagine you're Emma Watson slumming it on Sup Forums and you discover that the only person sexually interested in you is interested because he thinks you might have a dick. Poor Emma.

Too much too soon

Don't you morons realize that this is a common troll response?

Meanwhile, another fatass autist spent his time on Sup Forums, talking about fakes' quality

Ive been here forever, how is that special?

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ughhh i was gonna say this

You're only an hour late

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Adobe Photoshop

Violently rape and kill fuck her.

Get the fuck out of my room Im playing Minecraft!!

Lmfao!

Watch tribute vid for chris hutchens wid her. youtu.be/75l3RM1zIDU

Punch in the month and toss her out

i want to be emma's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her emma blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo emma blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her emma hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her emma hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her emma face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

what the fuck did i just read?

Know what ya' mean

The real question is, why does she have a retarded toe?

Pepper spray her hideous fucking face and 14-year-old-boy-with-A-cups body.

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