ITT what's your excuse of not having a tattoo ?

ITT what's your excuse of not having a tattoo ?

I'm not a criminal

haven't figure out something i want on me forever

>excuse of
i don't want everyone to assume that i'm a retard who makes poor decisions and has no foresight.

Don't have man titties to make up for.

I think it's becoming rarer to find someone that doesn't have one.

Waste of money

I made myself a promise at 18 that I would pick a tattoo and wait 1 year before getting it. I've changed my mind 4 times.

Also, the guy I want to do it has a 4 month waiting list so it's impossible to get one in the spare of the moment.

protip: only get a tattoo done by someone who has a waiting list.

I am a criminal and tattoos are just another way you can be identified.

Came here to post exactly this.

>in the spare of the moment.
it's 'on the spur of the moment'

learned summat.

ty user.

Wouldn't put stickers on a mercedes benz

Mostly it's because I don't feel the need to stuff my mouth full of black cock at every given opportunity.

>ITT what's your excuse of not having a tattoo?
I'm not a dumb hipster cunt who is too weak-willed to resist peer pressure

That.

>what's your excuse of not having
I'm literate.
It is a waste of money.
I don't need to be 'different' to be different.

>tattoos
>ever

A tattoo is just another way of saying, "I am a shallow, vaping attention-whore" without actually having to say it.

If your tattoo serves as a "memory" of the deceased, you're only causing yourself anguish. Memories were meant to fade. The brain has evolved that way, for a reason.

If your tattoo expresses an opinion, then know that an opinion should only be expressed (a) from the mind (b) from the heart or (c) not at all.

Adding to that, people who have their body degraded with tattoos are far more willing to have their body degraded in other ways. After all, "I've come this far. Why not experiment a little-further?" Such people will turn to recreational drug use and, in the more extreme cases, steal from family, friends and strangers alike to feed their disgusting, utterly selfish habit.

Tattooed people are the scum of the fucking Earth.

It is useless, it only makes sense for those of weak spirit who allow themselves to be carried away by vanities and other vices.

This. I notice few people without them. Even try-hard mommies have them.

I have a brain and thought it through
decided tats are stupid

I'm not an attention whore.

I'm proud to be among the scum of the earth. We are the only ones that will actually have any meaning in life. Does it hurt inside? Who hurt you?

Makes it easier for the cops to ID you when you dont want them to

okay, okay, mr attention whore, I jump in for the bait. what exactly is your meaning in life?

well, I had a choice - work hard, get multiple degrees, get a good job, respect in life, and retire comfortably. Or get a tattoo and be a degenerate.

And since I'm not in acting or music, the two don't overlap.

yes, another genius millennial

Tattoos are the mark of a scumbag.

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Tattoos are just a way for people to make themselves feel interesting and unique on the outside rather than the inside. Their spike in popularity precisely coincides with society's complete supplication to the worship of the self and how we are perceived, social media etc. I don't have anything against people who get them but they should understand the psychology behind them.

If you are gonna get one get something small and meaningless/stupid. When you start constructing a story about it and have some grand intricate shit then you really are screaming for attentions.

you dont tatoo cause your mother and daddy doesnt agree

you are not the owner of yourfself

you have no independency

go mammy doll (sissies should have no tatoo)

Don't feel like wasting money

I have one, i'd like to get more, but not before starting a career, and i make enough money to get good looking ones, not just doodles.
Edgy conservatives can look up Victor Chil and Boristattoo if they don't believe there are good looking tattoos.

Trying to keep my identifiable features as few as possible for when the shit hits the fan.

I'm not a faggot follower

>pic related
while you are here expressing your opinions on social media anonymously, instead of being constructive to society 100% of the time

To have a big ol dick and balls. it's pretty good
>I'm just a contrarian douche tbh

ITT
Retards saying they're not scumbags but are still posting in Sup Forums

I don't have autism and aren't crying for attention.

If you got a tattoo after the advent of social media I guaranteed you posted a pic of your "sick tat" that's sooooooo unique. "First tattoo! Can't wait to get another!" or "added some more ink to the collection.

So. Fucking. Hip.

Fuckin same

I'm not sure I follow what you are trying to say but free debate and the exchange of ideas, even on Sup Forums, are part of a healthy society.

I'm not a faggot.
whats your reason for having one fag?

Not fucking white trash. BTW, enjoy your hepatitis.

I haven't thought of anything interesting or significant that I'd like to display on my body for the rest of my life
I'm also only 20 and still a student, so if I did think of something I'd probably wait a while before getting it because although employers aren't supposed to discriminate because of tattoos I'm pretty sure they will, especially in the more competitive areas of my chosen field

You mean with a tattoo your dick and balls will grow? Cool, why isn't this info already used in spam mails? Isn't this a typical symptom for ball cancer?

I have a tattoo, but I couldnt care less who does/doesnt have one or what people think of those that do/dont.

I'm not a bugchaser

> (OP)
>
>I am a criminal and tattoos are just another way you can be identified.
This tbh. This guy knows it

I have several tattoos after the advent of social media.
> I have no social media
> Don't even have smart phone
> have same friends since high school
> No autism
> 401k, mortgage, car, live in gf, 26 USA
thanks for playing

naw, that my specific purpose in life is to enjoy my horselike endowment. tattoo or not.

I was not dropped on my head as a child.

yep, and he lost his career because degenerates can't dress for their job.

I'm saying humans are social creatures, their survival depend on expressing themselves, and finding similarities with one another.
Tattooed people do this without saying a word, and they can expect eachother to be more open. They already have something to talk about for a while.

You replaced part of your social needs, by hanging around here, without any real hope to truly be accepted/part of a group that has your back. Maybe because you haven't found enough people who are similar, or maybe because you have your insecurities about some of your interests.

Dude get over yourself.

I'm fairly sure he'll still be making more than you do, and will go down in history as the first man who landed a spacecraft on a comet.
While you:
>bitch about tattooed people on an imageboard that has a reputation for "epic trolling" and child pornography
Who's the degenerate?

Here's a pic of two I have. Thoughts?

I see what you are saying but it doesn't mean the reasons for getting a tattoo aren't pathological. It's a sorry indictment of society if we need to scrawl text and images in our skin to have icebreaker conversations and superficial connections to people.

As for your comments about me, they don't invalidate what I've said at all and just highlight your grasping.

I appreciate you trying though I really do.

wtf is the second on

They're gay and look like shit and are compensation.

Also you're not "expressing" yourself or being unique by having one.

Don't have anything I believe is worthy that I want.

I want to be a shiny pokemon who, by the year 2050, doesn't have faded black ink on my skin :)

it looks like a girl sitting and leaning her head back. Oh boy.

I don't live in a trailer park

>what's your excuse of not having a tattoo ?
I'm not a d-bag.

Arctic monkeys logo.

Go to a new artist.

I'm not trying to be unique by doing what everyone else does

how has unemployment been treating you?

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Seriously ?!

Give it a few years, let the tattoo's fade and then get them tattooed over with thinner lines and better detail

go eat some grass faggot

Detailed, intricate shit is still shit.

I don't have a tattoo because I want a job.

The diamond actually isn't finished yet, should've added that in on the original post. Needs more shading and it's getting outlined and shit. Haven't decided what I'm doing with the other one

I don't want to

Money

Congrats on getting a trucker mudflap girl on your flesh.

Maybe your next tattoo can be Calvin pissing on your forehead.

as long as you're happy with it then that's what counts pal

The diamond one actually doesn't look bad. The other one is kinda funny looking though. The ladies head is at a weird angle in my personal opinion.

faggot/10

have fun working at hot topic or starbucks for the rest of your life

I'm poor.

Just this one. Got it for me so if you don't like it, that's okay too

Lol that's pretty good but harsh too

I agree with you fully.
I see it as a sad commentary on how the social structure has evolved. When I was younger we just actually said hello to each other, and then conversations went on from there, or did not.
Claiming that they are ice breakers is hilaious to me. That is because you have to get a majority of people to look away from their device to even notice you have one.

KEK

Yeah in a perfect world, people wouldn't need ince breakers. Thing is, it's not a perfect world, and acting like it is won't help a thing, judging people who cope with it differently, while they don't limit anyone else's freedom doesn't do any good either.
Maybe the increase in the popularity of tattoos is just another symptom of a societal crisis, maybe it's just a fad, maybe it doesn't mean anything.
Either way, i fail to see how can people think it's a problem that deserves so much attention.

It's more concerning that there are a bunch of people who can't simply relax, or focus on real issues instead of pouring energy into hatred of things they have no influence on, and that have no influence on them whatsoever.

can someone shoop that weird face shape on a photograph

Yeah i know, if you just google "Arctic Monkeys girl" or something it's just a trace of that, I'm getting it coloured and the lines are going to carry on to create something else just haven't got around to it yet.

I'm happy with the diamond, I'm getting this really nice outline made with smaller diamonds and more detail. Just lol'ing at all the faggots trying to trigger me into thinking I've made a massive mistake

her face looks like some family circus shit

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>live in gf
How is that even possible?

Or like an awful Steven Universe design.

I mean, I guess I can understand someone wanting a tattoo of the logo of a band they like. But if the band's logo is shit, is it worth it?

It says, "Hey, I'm a poser, look at meeee", faggot.
Tell me, is that Your artwork you drew or are you content being a billboard for SOMEBODY ELSE'S ART , not yours?

>implying millennials are somehow more stupid than previous generations

whatever faggot

they are. dummy.

If I had to choose between my artwork and someone else's, I'd choose theirs lmaooo

The funnier implication is that being a grammar Nazi started with millennials. The person who made that post must be young.

Well, at least it'd upset a few a fags like you for a minute or two, so i say, it's money well spent.

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