Champions League thread

>18:00 CET
Rostov v Bayern

>18:45 CET
Beşiktaş v Benfica

>20:45 CET
Arsenal v Paris
Ludogorets v Basel
Möchengladbach v Man City
Celtic v Barcelona
Atlético v PSV
Napoli v Dynamo Kyiv

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do away with the group stage pls uefa

first for bayern equalizing the goal record in a CL match dortmund set yesterday

hmm

lester

Predictions??

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>inb4 Napoli chokes at home to Dynamo

messi messi messi

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Benfica will rape us, we have no Talisca ;_;

Don't be so convinced. Benfica suck at big games.

Aboubakar also sucks. We also haven't lost a game this season and we haven't lost at all in our new stadium so this is the game that will break both streaks. I just know it

>le bela guttmann faec.jpg

>18:00 CET

why is this allowed

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t. Bruno Wogghettoni

why do people dislike juve so much?
also why the 't.' rubbish?

JUVE MERDA

It's shorthand for 'regards' in Finnish, IIRC.

I could've predicted all of these results before the season even started.

>All these yuro flags

I think im going to be sick

pls tell me messi playing today

Sperm is an embarrassment to the CL. They have a piss easy group and yet still failed to advance into the next round. I wish they don't get to play in the CL next year because they will just drag our coefficients down.

>our

fuck off mulyadi, you're not brits

will they choke at leltic park? is missi still out?

I wonder if Wenger is going to play Giroud today against Paris st germain, the guy has been playing good lately.

>english team
>german team
>turkish ref

why is this allowed?

I guess its rigged for germany then

Dubs and Celtic wins

I am an honorary Brit though.

>pep tops the group

Every penalty for a German team is worth 5 stabbings, 5 rapes and 20 muggings that go unpunished. Germans are a very competitive people.

Aboubakar won you the game against Napoli by himself

lmaoing @ your life

that fraud isn't topping anything this year

so 23 muslims on the pitch. seems fair to me

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahah
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
+1

>0 (zero) points

which reply is the famed german humour?

The only humour tonight is going to be Mongrelglassedjohannsebastianbach's performance.

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Benfica XI:
Ederson,
Semedo, Luisão, Lindelof, Eliseu,
Fejsa, Pizzi, Salvio, Cervi,
Gonçalo Guedes, Mitroglou

>mitroglu

REEEEE FUCK THAT OTTOMAN PIECE OF SHIT

alexandru pls

renato sanches is playing in Bayern :)

congratulations

>-3 degrees

>-4°C in Rostov

JUST

FREEZE

where is grimaldo?

Jesus Christ, these whiny nu-males.

This seems familiar. Does the Don flow through Rostov?

They really field their 2nd unit then

MY

DREADS

oy vey its da 1943 all ova agen

>"look mom, i'm so stronk, i don't mind freezing temperatures"

>go swimming in a half-frozen lake with -3°C outside
>these cucks whine about having to play football with long sleeved shirts and gloves in that weather

its literally called rostov-on-don

your dad was probably one of the reasons we lost in Russia
>it's so cold I want to go hooome :(

wow, ur so manly

Hat der Kerl ne Mütze auf?

ja

ur so nu-manly :)

injured.
We have a lot of first squad payers injured, Grimaldo, Jardel, Rafa, Zivkovic and Jonas,

The pitch looks freezing m8!

when have we lost anything in russia since 1963?

>Ulreich

sorry, granddad

>Lulreich

>ulreich

it's over, this guy will fuck everything up today

that was badstuber's mistake

It's a shame Bayern have no soul.
They have some good players, but they will never give us emotional performances like Dortmund did yesterday.

>blaming my grandfathers who were both under 10 for stalingrad

rude and unfair

I thought there were 2 Rostovs for some reason, the one on Don and the Butcher of Rostov one. Does the Don bend in Rostov too?

Inb4 Stalingrad jokes

I'm in school right now, ask me anything.

Do you know any sicarios?

I think there's going to be a surprise champions league winner this year.
Someone outside of Barcelona, Real, Atletico, Bayern

>mexico
>school

do you learn how do jump trump's wall and traffic drugs there?

Are they teaching you english in school?

Atletico winning the CL would be a surprise
They never won it before

Lestat

Did you see that score, G?

Gravesen pls

>it's a Philipp Lahm gets into a good shooting position but prefers to pass the ball sideways episode

LESTAH

Dolchstoß desu

but they have been in two finals in the last three tears, it wouldn't surprise me

Just as much of a surprise as the Cubbies winning the World Series was.
They didn't do it ever/in anyone's lifetime, but they were among the favorites this year.

well i've been in two women's bathrooms in the past three years and i haven't had sex yet, so that doesn't really count

>Shitches

kek

renatu sanchesh is a dumb nigger

He won the fucking euros you stupid nazi karut

Kek

And GroBkreutz won the World Cup and Bosingwa won 2 CL's.

ancelotti's bayern a shit

>that analogy

hmm

Zagorakis and Charisteas won it too lad

should we hire enrique next?

>the one on Don and the Butcher of Rostov one
That's one Roston
But there is another Rostov in Yaroslavl Oblast