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Australia vs South Africa day night meme begins tomorrow.
Sri Lanka (330-7) vs Windies on now, but who cares.

Rules:
No New Zealanders allowed, no exceptions

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Poor effort, even for you

Second for execute all tripfags.

>southcuck thread
shit

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The current state of New Zealand education everyone

Reminder that using "not an argument" as a comeback is not an argument

Sixth for seconded

BASED modelfucker OP.

9th for Irish liberation

Kia Ora

10th for England not having a decent T20 tournament.

Fuck England and their tournaments. Who cares

Will there be a traditional abo welcoming to their land tomorrow before the game?

I want to know if I should wake up early to see it.

ofc, bonus points if the abo is whiter than most white people

yeah, there always is

I actually love them Tbh, digeridoos are fucking great and I like the singing shit they do

Is that you slumlord?

Or is it the other one who plays Skyrim?

>gatecuck

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>that shitty unperfect dab

>unperfect

What a pathetic post. I made this joke the last time he talked about this shit and YOU desperately copied me kek

un, im, all the same for you anglos

t.Pierre

I'm not anglo but I would still ask you to learn the english language

Gonna chuck som money on them to win tomorrow. They won't lose a single player to a national team and have a pretty based roster

yeah fair call, might chuck some on as well

thecricketmonthly.com/story/1061519/which-are-the-best-dismissals-in-test-history

Why is Australia involved in pretty much all the GOAT test matches?

>betting on a Cuckbourne team

yes that's what they said they're doing

Think i may be constipated

Bet360 ?

tried a finger up your vagina m8?

Melbourne is an excellent city which exemplifies the Aussie spirit the best.

It's categorically unaustralian to shit talk such a wonderful place. It reeks of projection.

You cannot honestly justify your hatred of Melbourne without resorting to low level bigoted insults.

this meme makes me uncomfortable

can we please drop it?

please don't post this again

No, I can't trust myself with an online betting account. Gonna hit the pub at 10am tomorrow morning. Think they're paying $8.00 or so.

Windies chase going pretty well.

goodnight lads

t. oldcunt

Just drove from Bendigo to geelong in 2 hours lads

Cuckburnian detected

Why does /cric/ have so many "personalities"?

because we used to have trips and they all got bullied the fuck out a few years ago

apparently to fill that void we now have a bunch of pseudo trip """"""""""personalities""""""""""

Even though they are 4 wickets down and need a rr of 7.55 I think the tendies will actually win this. Lewis just needs to stay in while Powell and CBraith meme it up.

Neither of those places are in cuckbourne lad

Anything south of Queensland is cuckbourne to me.

Hey /cric/ name our band

white cunts

The Who?

why are all Australian players so fucking ugly

>unironically living in Queensland

Reminder YOU are the laughing stock of the entire continent
Reminder even Pissmanians pity YOU

3 off 1 lads!

Kek, Holder is the absolute worst finisher

nice one lad

going to bed lads

maybe this bedtime story will help you fall asleep:

Once upon a time there was a child who was willful, and would not do as its mother wanted. For this reason God had no pleasure in it, and let it become ill, and no doctor could help it, and in a short time it lay on its little death-bed. When it had been lowered into its grave, and the earth was spread over it, all at once its little arm came out again, and stretched upwards, and when they had put the little arm back in the grave and spread fresh earth over it, it was all to no purpose, for the little arm always came out again. Then the mother herself had to go to the grave, and strike the little arm with a rod, and when she had done that, it was drawn in, and then at last the child could rest beneath the ground.

Is Martin Guptill at least partially Indian?He doesn't look it but what sort of name is Guptill?

How do we make the tendons great again lads?

Fucking autocorrect.

>tfw you're late for a Yugioh battle but you have to umpire a cricket match

Kinda wanna shave my moustache off now lads

Good morning

Reminder that GES is the best /cric/ poster
Reminder that he's the ONLY good Southern Hemisphere poster
Reminder than you will never be as relevant or drop truthbombs as great as him

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Excellent post

Morning lad, how was your sleep?

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Goodnight /cric/

cricket is quite gay

Holaaaaaaaa caaaarnivaaaaaaaal.... ariba aribaaa

Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

cricket is fucking GAY

no u

Pretty good. Had 5 hours or so

LE REALIDY GUND ON ABORDDED NARADIVE WADGE :DD

You guys ready to see sa get btfo?

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The Maddinson Show lads

EVERY ROOS GETTING RAPED!

Rape isn't funny

West Indies' record when chasing totals of 300 or more in ODIs:
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brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/skid-marks-as-truck-loses-a-load-of-waste-near-toowoomba-20161123-gsw3ef.html

Based Queensland

However Smith believes he has seen welcome signs of evolution in Maddinson's methods over the past 12 months, backing a state team-mate he has known for many years to step up to the plate. In this there are distinct shades of Ricky Ponting's faith in another destructive middle order performer - Andrew Symonds.

"I think on his day he can tear any attack apart," Smith said of Maddinson. "I think the selectors have given him an opportunity to come in and play at No. 6, and I guess sum up the conditions and play with a bit of freedom at the same time.

"I think he has developed his defence over the last couple of years, from what I have seen he has been playing the ball a lot later and a lot more under his eyes, which is a very good start. From there he has certainly got the shots to expand his game, so he's going to continue to work hard and hopefully he can flourish in this system."

dumb cunt

>hanging out the passenger side
>of his mother's ride
>trying to holler at me

wish >us luck tonight lads, really need a good game to right this ship

Checked and good luck

Juicy Sex Taco

Based undie hero

Adelaidian here

They just called me up told me I'm batting at 4

God speed
We're counting on you

NRL draw is up btw.

Caught him in bed with a goblin

Never seen a bigger nsw bias in my life

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Nice one lad

Do they still sell the hawaiian double at kfc

I had one 3 days ago... maybe

LGTSS

Is the one on the left the third Marsh brother?