His new girlfriend

His new girlfriend.

Thoughs.

she is cute but I need to see her without the glasses.

i want to see her willy

Ronaldo seems to be getting a lot more threads here than usual.

What is it about this man that we find so fascinating?

Girls post her too you know (Me for example). He's hot and rich.

d-do you want to go on a d-date?

ok, you know how this works, timestamp and pic of feet.

Johnny Depp?

His oligophrenic personality is fascinating.

Also because: TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

More like the new surrogate mother for his next son.

pls be in melbourne

Not interested. I only go for football players with large....wallets

but I play for RB Leipzig

I'm a semi-pro rugby player and I have Merkel's money, will it be enough?

d-do you want a pic of my large meat "wallet"

how convenient, a couple days ago he openly said he was gay but with money

>gay rumours again
>a few days later
>ronaldo on boat with models
>vague kiss and tell story with large breasted woman
>out for dinner with model

now they are intensifyiing and he was no way to one-up his previous stunts. a solid 7. this is more believable. not much but better.

this is from before the game

shes just a beard

Is that Kourtney Kardashian?

sometimes he fucks women, sometimes he fucks men. get over it.

Is he wearing a wig?

this, a hole is a hole.

based

> not having every kind of sex

it's like you want life to be boring

Also
>Tsunaldo speaks portuguese, scientifically proven the best language a human being can speak
>Messi speaks shitty mumbling spanish, a trashy imitation of portuguese

screw you, brazil is a shithole unlike the rest of.... never mind....

this tb h

She looks like Pepe

"no"

how do you think she shaves her pubes? triangle? straight line? nothing at all?

i learned a new word today

Straight for sure.

Also, she looks poor. Looks like she's lucky she made it big by literally being a whore.

she is a lesser model like Irina was before being CR GF, I guess she will get famous in the next years in exchange of this relation too.

fake tits

How's her fart game tho?

Where did he find this one from? Is she a model?

Ronaldo's publicist always finds the hottest models to be his beard

His beard?

they wear strap ons

Didn't Irina appear in SI before she met him?

Solo pls

It's an attractive moderately popular woman who couples with a famous closeted gay man to hide the fact that he is gay. She gets fame, he gets to keep all his third world fans.

He's the powerbottom tho, even when he is with women.

back to Carter

seriously doubt it, did Irina actually had serious modeling works before cristiano?

I looked it up, she was in SI in 2007. Ronaldo and got together in 2010.

but now she gets intimissimi campaigns, givenchy, shoes and other shit, she got a sweet deal with it.

I refuse to believe that anybody unironically thinks CR7 is gay. The guy is a registeted and certified slayer, a guy of his standing and level of exposure would NEVER be able to stay in the closet for very long, because the dudes he'd fuck with would probably be young, dumb, and hungry for fame.

>Oh, shit, rumors that I'm a faggot are growing stronger. Better pretend I'm dating another supermodel and in exchange raise her popularity

Idk if Irina was famous or not in the model scene before being CR's gf, but Irina is serious model material while this girl is the definition of one night stand.

She's gonna make model work for sure, because she's CR's gf now. But there's a difference between real models and 'big tits' models.

>weekly magazine
>pics from last week b4 game

She and Ronaldo were both doing Armani, when they met at a shoot

agree, too much tits for profesional model, she also seems short as fuck, poor version of cristina pedroche.

Maybe this is the best he can do in a shithole like madrid

Just a cover, coincidentally after the gay comments in the atletico game. Ofc Mendez doesn't want to lose the muslim fanbase.

> fashion and gossip magazines on Sup Forums
> Hola, of all magazines

I respectfully and calmly disagree with featuring threads that aren't about sports.

Is this the Sup Forums related pic of the year?

this 2bh

SWEDISH KEKSSSSSSSSS

aint he a pedo tho

That one (praised be our based French banterlords) and the moth god possessing Cristiano in the final.

The best videos, pics and memes of 2016 Sup Forums came from the EC without a doubt, the Olympics and other competitions pale in comparison.
> /riot/
> Iceland turning this board into a "x happened, let's laugh at England" board
> retards taking penalty kicks
> warm feelings about both Irelands and Wales
> dozens of 90'+ goals
> based Király

Solid 7

He really really likes women

...

Hey, isn't that Hope Solo? The American goalkeeper? The angle is awkward though. It's like we are missing part of the picture.

DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE

i bet u wont post it fag

>gets called a faggot in big derby
>has a gf all of a sudden

...

Post it.

Roast it.

You can see she's a digger, not into him.

i like her a lot, would like her more if she had small tits and was a little skinnier/more toned

hmmmm

>calls slightly overweight people fat just to ruin their self confidence
>slaps bald people on the head

I think these are true

...

not my kind of girl, if i were ronaldo i'd go full T

What's the picture the Spanish user is talking about friends?

BUT... how big is your penis?

LONDON

fpbp

Beautiful woman shit on by a bunch of fat losers. This place never changes...

no, she is just a friend.
you know I mean