Tfw no qt Burial gf

Someone posted this on the Burial subreddit.

Didn't know hoes like this existed... god damn.

looks like a slut who'd shag anyone for a pack of digestives

Have you never left the house?

There are women in clubs every weekend in Europe, why is this such a shock?

I'd suck your cock for a chocolate hobnob

>thinking clubs in Eastern Europe = Burial fans, 100% of the time

Probably the worst example of reductionist thinking I've ever seen

>living in Eastern Europe

Don't you have Reebok lines to be drawing somewhere?

burial's music is basically eastern europe: the soundtrack

who are you slerglord?

> Didn't know hoes like this existed... god damn.

maybe if you stopped calling females hoes. you would get one

>thinking 72699694 lives in Eastern Europe when 72699694 actually lives in Western Europe

well that backfired on you didn't it?

So you'd suck a chocolate hobknob for a chocolate hobnob?

she'd never be your gf white boi

would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?
WOULD YOU RISK IT FOR A CHOCOLATE BISCUIT?

I'M SUSPICIOUS
SHE LOOKS DELICIOUS

it's a trap though, you can have her(him)

came here to say this. What makes you think having the common interest of Burial would make her like you? so many dumb cunts on this board who think common musical interest is a make-it-or-break-it when it comes to relationships. go outside and meet some women for once, maybe you'll actually get to see a real vagina

Something tells me she isn't browsing Sup Forums so I think he'll be fine

Women are for faggots user

>assuming OP wants to go out with girls based on mutual music taste alone
>projecting this hard

I just thought hot girls weren't into Burial, that's literally all that was meant by this post

she looks so healthy and fertile, perfect breeding stock.

>females
The only thing they deserve is vivisection.

he implies it pretty hard. many people on this board do the same thing, esp. on the occasional tinder threads.
good try at playing the projection card mate, not every criticism a person throws at another person is immediately true about the person speaking it. I've been in a relationship with the girl of my dreams for over 5 years user, and happily so. did you think only ugly people listened to certain types of music? please.

>I just thought hot girls weren't into Burial

I don't know any girls who don't know or like Burial, maybe whats normal in England isn't where you are.

i saw a vagina once and it was awful

i'D slob on your knob for a double whopper, hold the pickles

>he implies it pretty hard
He really doesn't. I don't see how you could glean that much from a six word sentence without making assumptions. Also hopping into a low effort shitpost thread to be an armchair psychologist and blog about your relationships is pretty pathetic. You might have autism dude

The whole idea of an implication is that you're assuming. I don't care if you don't comprehend where my assumption is coming from since the way you're exaggerating what I said seems pretty indicative of autism to me. The person I responded to said I'm projecting in an attempt to -actually- be an armchair psychologist, so I told him like it is. you might not want to use anime reaction pictures when you're calling somebody pathetic mate.

shut up autism boy

>The whole idea of an implication is that you're assuming
No shit. In this case your assumption is baseless.
>I don't care if you don't comprehend where my assumption
Thus far you haven't justified your assumption with anything other than "he implies it pretty hard" and "I've had a girlfriend for five years", so yeah it's a little difficult to comprehend that your vitriol is stemming from anything but your own insecurities. Feel free to prove me wrong.

I know this girl AMA

Does she have a penis?

how big is her dick?

what does her butt smell like

would she fuck a basement dweller for a pack of digestives?

yes
yes
yes
yes
I know this girl AMA

pm me her number :)

Done

LONDON?

lads favorite burial track?

been really into Truant lately, always preferred Rough Sleeper but god damn

>tfw my fiancé likes Merzbow and Country Teasers, thought Autechre was cool

they're out there kids

I've never heard Burial

I just listened
It sound like stuff they play at Kohls

gotta be Fostercare for me, nothing as depressing