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Jew here. AMA

this is the one and only legitimate thread with the most posters

LETS DO THIS ONE

'tism

This is the only thread /brighton/ represent not the nigger thread

Wouldn't mind having a pet snake

good thread

tumblr: The football club

are you even trying to make sense or are you just a fat slob retard mess
methinks the latter

This OP wants to split /brit/. Do NOT reward this illegitimate thread with bumps.

SAGE

/brit/ is here:

...

my friend had a pet snake and his dog ate it

>Thread wars

Blame the autist OP of the notorious BIG thread

>b-but brighton is gay
the northerner said to his speech-to-text (as he cannot read or write) pay as you go smartphone which he shares with his family of 15

Theyre pretty boring, dont do much - quite inactive most of the time

Best podcast

youtube.com/watch?v=hLl-sdgZ_z4

Check out this needy cunt in the real thread, splitting /brit/ just so he can feel popular:

think we should just use the biggie smalls thread after we've finished with this one, he can afford to wait another half hour given that he's already waited 4 hours

>Kermtoad hates CHiPs and Entourage because they offend his p.c. sensibilities.

[writes down those titles into the "must watch" films'list]

tharr be pewdiepies

what is the percentage here?

would love to see him go through the entire day without it being used desu

It won't be up when this one is over, because it's active. Take a look.
Enjoy sitting on your tod.

So who here /moving to brighton/

umming and ahhing about this

% of girls that liked each body type

EGGS

STOP niggerposting

Thanks for the (You) I'm not OP I just hate you

>molymeme did a review about beauty and the beast
>within 10 minutes he's comparing male and female iq stats
fucking creasing

thinking

hate him as well. laughing seeing him fail and sperg out

bored

OI YOU FUCKING MONGS
WE'RE ALL IN HERE WHAT ARE YOU GOING
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNY HELP

Lad we don't need another /Brit/ish civil war hahahaha

>Almost one in every 100 people aged 15 to 59 in Brighton and Hove is HIV positive, new figures suggest.

Hmmm

Nobody is in there fuck off with your notorious N.I.G. post. What's Brit about that dickhead. Also cara

enough of this

>waaaah waaaah please use my thread pleaaaase talk to me
have a word with yourself

there are literally more pots in here

>janny deletes a thread if its made 10 seconds early
>won't delete this mong's thread

ahh, impressive

They're so cute!

Moar

more unique IPs in the other thread

>A gay campaigner who is HIV positive has denied having unsafe sex with unsuspecting strangers.

>Danny Dwyer is Brighton Pride’s first ever ambassador and has been chosen to march at the front of this year’s parade.

>He founded the Bear Patrol, the city’s largest LGBT social networking group, and is a major fundraiser for Sussex Beacon, an HIV and AIDS charity that promotes safe sex.

>However, he has been advertising himself for casual encounters with gay strangers on a website where “no condoms are allowed”.

Hmmmmm

not snakes but still cute
>Tarantulas own pets. They take frogs, and bring them back to their hovels to keep as pets. They take their legs, gently stroke the frog's back, and pat the frog on its head, and lightly scratch behind the earholes. The frog will eat harmfull insects for the Tarantula

>he cannot read or write
*nor*

>which he shares with
I'm not 100% but I think "that" is correct as the smartphone is the object.

no there aren't

>this autistic northerner so sad that no one is using his shit thread he's now googling "HIV Brighton"
tragic state of affairs

tried to extend are 'dora style to other boards
they didn't understand

Same amount now, and this ones not been up for 4 hours with a nigger topic

>sex with unsuspecting strangers
Thats rape

what the fuck

Did you know that yanks think "tyrone" is an Irish name?

Why are yanks so stupid? What happened to them that caused this?

>the bear patrol
Had a giggle so he can't be THAT bad

spastic

its not funny

the county in ireland called tyrone probably has them fooled lad

that snakes a bit fat hehe

quite happy that brits managed to beat the yank hwndu record

Oh my, nobody cares

[gives himself a good seeing-to]

>its not funny

That's what I'm saying lad. It's like if one of us thought "Texas" was an American name. Imagine being that mongular.

I'm amazed the flag wasn't nicked sooner being in Liverpool.

i would quite like one too but i bet they do horrible rancid liquid shits which you have to clean out of their habitat

just did a walk through longsight, manchester on the way to a hospital appointment and saw this on a lamppost

ahahahahahaha fuck this paki shithole country

Scousers aren't English

fine
we'll just use my thread after this then

Did you know most yanks dont have a kettle? They use a stove or microwave to boil water

Not bloody likely m0

*tips orange order bowler hat*

I'm scared of heights so couldn't do it.

I'm not leaving it.

This thread stinks of an attention-whore OP who spams his dirty links all over /brit/.

true.

did you know most brits dont have a dishwasher or dryer?

literally countries in eastern europe have higher ownershp rates of dishwashers

fuck sake

stop being so fucking autistic about your shit thread, christ

>Brighton and Hove City Council said this week: “The number of residents of Brighton and Hove who have accessed NHS-funded treatment for HIV in 2013 is 1,670 people, an increase of 5 per cent on the previous year

>The prevalence of HIV has risen again in Brighton and Hove and remains the highest anywhere in the country outside London.

I see......

What's the significance of "SHIRK"?

How did they end up getting to the roof?

JANNYS GONNA GET YOU
JANNYS GONNA GET YOU
JANNYS GONNA GET YOU
JANNYS GONNA GET YOU
JANNYS GONNA GET YOU

>watching some shite show on Netflix
>new character enters
>a black German named Sean
Cannot FATHOM living in yankland.

good edition desu

your being more autistic than me
relax, our time will come
half of it is someone else

>This thread stinks of an attention-whore OP who spams his dirty links all over /brit/.
think you posted this in the wrong /brit/ thread mate, think you meant the biggie smalls thread x

Had an interesting day today desu

First I went to a funeral, it wasn't so bad. At one point I thought I was going to have a panic attack but I didn't. Was quite sweaty and anxious, couldn't stop shaking because of it. My mum started crying, so I started singing extra loudly to help her out. It helped my anxiety for some reason. Was still too scared to say 'Amen' for some reason though. Anxiety is weird. Then I helped a baby calf stand up. It will probably not survive as its mother is a bit of a cunt and the other cows keep trying to headbutt it. I was fully ready to grab one of those cunts by the horns and take it to the ground if it tried anything when I was there, but I'm not there anymore so hopefully they just leave it alone.

Also my videogame came in the post >:) [[[Disclaimer: This is a repost from earlier with extra added detail]]]

Gay twats have aids, shocking stuff.

Me being an americanised twat on the left

I should be working but gonna make sure your thread doesn't get used all day

The drier I highly doubt but dishwater that's pretty truez when I move to Brighton I'm gonna have my first dishwasher, feel proper middle class about that desu

nice
i've been sitting here since 10am trying to get people to use my thread to no avail

that does sound interesting, do you live on a farm? Who was the funeral for?

parkour

that's pretty fucking autistic m80

>I should be working but gonna make sure your thread doesn't get used all day
grow up

think it's supposed to mean "IF YOU FOLLOW ANY RULES BESIDES THE ONES MADE BY OUR AUTISTIC GOD YOU ARE A POLYTHEIST"

really want to learn parkour tbqh

mental, don't think i've ever not had a dishwasher. can't imagine having to wash up everything by hand.

For someone who says they dont like attention seeking OPs screaming MAH FRED!!! You sure have been pathetically persistent and keep bumping your shitpost. Please kill yourself you northern cunt

hate Brisbane lads

why wont any of the girls here be my gf

I'll place a pretty penny that i could fight a hundred men and run a hundred miles, have morals of the gods, cunning of the pioneers and hair like Burt Lancaster himSELF and still won't catch me a bird-like girlie

well PAH! I say to them! I need not a cheap polyester clad girl to dictate the joy of my life! I need only fulfillment! Satisfaction! A shelter and food and water, not a troublesome shriek-hag to bother my ears, upset my stomach and drain my accounts! By o, alas. O how I long for the smooth skin, the scented hair, the curious actions and lovely bending lips of a female kin!

No I live in Brighton. A friend of mine died, he'd stopped taking his HIV medication, great turnout from the LGBNQ community though. His pink coffin was sad but uplifting at the same time. He was born a queen and died a queen.

projection
you're talking about 3 different posters

Have to go outside tho

I'm buzzing for one. Its already hand cleaning the dishes desu takes about 5 minutes after I've eaten but I'm lazy and let it build up to 50 minutes