Just watched this flick

Just watched this flick.

Did I like it?

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where's the yify?

I don't know. I suggest you buy it legally from an online or physical retailer.

erm, yeah!

I'm Yuropoor

>Russell Crowe
>Ryan Gosling

Nope.

twas the ameripoors who didn't have shekels to see Warcraft

Someone post the shop, come on U know the one.

Russel isn't even fucking trying. What a fat fuck.

>krager
>nigger

Nope.

if you like average action comedies

Yeah you think that was funny

He's pulling a Brando

I wonder how many of the stunts Goose did.

Not at first. But they twisted my arm and now I think you like it more than anything else at the moment.

Yeah, it was fun.

torrent where?

Yeah, you thought they had decent chemistry and it was a nice funny adventure.

One of my favorite films of this year

Did anyone else notice they wanted to have sex with Ryan Gosling a lot less when he played a weak and clumsy loser instead of a strong and silent tough guy?

Gay either way

that clip made no sense in the movie.. it's as if the director was like "let's add her smiling for no reason".

I rather liked it, the 2nd half is better

>implying a qt smiling isn't a reason in itself

very true. was great to see such a solid 2nd half compared to a lot of movies I have seen where the second half is weaker.

>made no sense
>previously called her dad world worst detective and thinks he's not going to finish the case
>he provides brilliant insight into the case and goes off with Crowe
>smiles because her dad may not be the loser she thinks he is

you're a moron how would she know his theory was wrong

Despite this scene, you thought it was the best comedy you've seen in a long time.

It's great for my little peenie but let's not pretend it was high satire.

>flick
you wanted to write "kino"

haha loved that dream scene and then later he is like "You showed me that gun u had strapped to your leg... oh I was dreaming that?"
Clever writing

Her squeaks and yelps were nice, her out of breath rants too.

What are you talking about? This scene was good, and the actress is waifu material.

>Not one mention of 1970's AC/DC
how did they get away with this?

>she has no tits
delete this image before things get more worse in this thread

>"You know who else was following orders? Hitler."
What did Ryan Gosling mean by this?

This, I had to go back and rewatch that part, it really makes you think


Not really Chet

haha really makes you think

>I was questioning the mermaids.

You bet your ass you liked it OP.

and the cold coffee in the same scene

>I had to go back and rewatch that part
>implying you didn't watch it first in the cinema
just when I thought you were cool user...

Copyright issue? Also man do a lot of people get fucked up in interesting ways in this

Sounds like the writers taking the piss out of people who compare everything they deem bad to Hitler.

>Hey thanks, buddy!
>How do you know my name?

John Boy turned out to be goddamned scary.

Well, look at him. He's clearly a neo-Nazi.

Why did our Jewish overlords allow this to stay in the script?

I loved that villain.

>"What was all that noise"
>"Oh it was just me throwing that girl out the window"
>he then appears with a gun out of his car
BRILLIANT!

So many memorable scenes. Too bad Deadpool wasn't as good as this

Agreed, Matt Bomer did a great job.

Hmm, that's making me think

What I loved about this was that it managed to show a character who was monumentally inept in a comfortably watchable way. I usually can't stand characters stumbling around like an idiot as a gag, but Gosling did it so fucking well it turned endearing, and it was consistently funny.

He should be 2 face

I would have seen it but my freind wanted to see Warcraft, another unappreciated movie

And I just can't get past the no singles policy without him

Also helped to balance it with small moments of brilliance as well as obvious love for his daughter.

But they had the Sex Pistols logo on the wall as you see
Why not an AC/DC logo?

Imagine if they played this song
youtube.com/watch?v=JGftIcp2SC0

my friend was laughing how when he was on the ground there was a cop who was clutching his gun while he was slowly walking up to Gosling

>"That's American police"
kek

He really was balanced overall. Most of the cast was, actually.

I'm just glad Gooseman's not going full autist anymore. I was starting to wonder if it was just acting.

>"Do you want to see my dick?"
Did American 70's kids act like that?

Pros:

>Humor and jokes were funny for the most part. Some were Sandler-tier low brow, but on average they were alright
>Gosling did a very good job. Crow was alright, but did not give his best
>Chemistry between Gosling and Crow worked well enough for this movie to pass as buddy comedy
>No shitty political SJW messages

Cons:

>Bad pacing, felt like three hours movie
>Way too slapstick and silly for my tastes

Overall it was a good summer movie, enjoyed it. Far from ideal, but it is still better than 99% of unwatchable "comedies" that are mass-produced now.

it's because Hitler was just taking orders from the Rothschild family
This line was a subtle nod to that fact

It was LA and the kid loved porn, probably more than most.

He also probably had a huge rod and liked showing it off to piss off the other kids.

>tfw he falls and some other dude falls and gosling goes into the swimmin pool and the other guy dies
>sees nixon in the pool

It was by far the best comedy I've seen in years. Sad considering neither Crowe nor Gosling are actual comedians. I don't know what the fuck happened to comedy, but not a goddamned thing is particularly funny anymore.

kek even my black friend laughed his head off at that. Meanwhile no one in the audience even got the joke and were quite during that part.

>my face when that other dude was Keith David

Also the guy getting blown up by the grenade in the jacket was hilarious, everybody got wrecked in this movie.

How the hell did they make Nixon actually be in this? I mean the photoshop or CGI whatever was brilliant like he was actually there.

I thought he said he actually was in a porno which would seem very strange for someone his age. Or maybe I am not remembering the scene well

I busted a fucking gut when they dumped that dead porn producer on that Mexican birthday party.

hate to break it to you but that probably wasnt the real Nixon. Nixon is way too busy to appear in movies, most likely it was his twin brother who looks exactly like him

What made this movie even more great is that those 2 were never portrayed as action heroes who could kill all enemies.

I love that hotel scene when they got up in the lift and when the doors open, some guy is stumbling with a bleeding neck as gunfire is head and a body goes flying out of a room and Crowe and Gosling's characters are like "FUCKING NOPE!" as they get back in the lift and press button to go down.

GOLD SCENE!

Just rewatched it and I take it back. I meant that the shots of her legs (while fantastic) were kind of exploitative, and that the meta 'porn to get people to see the movie' idea didn't really excuse it, but now that I've seen again it was really only for around two shots so it was probably my mind over-compensating for my dick on first watch.

Nah, he was interested in joining the porn industry because of his purported huge dick.

I thought it was one of the best jokes in the film desu

Even if you didn't know about the Rothschilds, most of the time people fall back to Godwin's law they just say "You know who else was just following orders? The Nazis."

Him saying Hitler, the leader of the 3rd Reich kind of keeps the joke intact.

Even better that you still got to see some of the carnage as they were going down the elevator.

>Run.
I gotta admit I laughed out loud at this bit

Was nice to see that Jurassic World kid again in the beginning of this movie, knowing JW didn't ruin his chances for future movies (cos we all know that was a badly written thing)

But then Himmler was more in charge over Hitler anyway during the last years. Hitler didn't order all the camps rulings (go and watch Schindler's List - heaps of Nazis are doing there own shit).

the joke is good because it's layered
surprised there's a joke this good in american cinema

haha exactly. so many great moments

this confused me, I thought it was supposed to be a young Gosling at first

Same kid from Iron Man 3. Guess Shane Black likes him.

I dont know if it was just me but at the end of the elevator ride down I even thought Gosling was shaking as if he was just terrified. Little things like that and the eyebrow raise of his at the guy shot in the neck cracked me up

I would like to learn about this

That scene was very well done, I thought for sure the kid was going to cop a feel or something but him putting the blanket on her naked body was both sad and touching.

Oh yeah? I should read up on that more.

He was, he also had facial tic, he was scared as fuck

Rothschild family controls the world.

I especially love how was the script tight. Every single thing is in the movie for a reason, all jokes has setups and payoffs. E.g.random news on TV in the first scene basically reveal the motivation of bad guys.

Thanks

>Oh yeah? I should read up on that more.
nah I don't think this is actually true.

Apparently the Nazis referred to Hitler as a "God" and doing anything that he did not command was like blasphemous.

But yes it is true that Hitler was not fully in charge of everything. Hitler was like an executive near the end, Himmler and others were directors if that makes sense.

I mean Hitler was too busy trying to bypass Russia I guess to worry about burning all the Jewish bodies but idk

Exactly. It reminded me of Seinfeld with that clever writing with everything that happens has a payoff.

Most modern "comedies" in movies or TV are:
>Sandler-tier shit for literal retards
>Full-blown leftist SJW propaganda from the likes of Louis C.K. or Ghostbusters remake
>Degeneracy apologetics like Schumer, Rogen etc.

None of those are funny, and SJW one is just hatred and bile-spitting masked as comedy.

...

SPOILER!

I never saw this coming btw when I watched it.

It's how all films should be. Shame more aren't that way.

this
I thought he was just gonna kidnap her which would set up the plot of Nice Guys 2 but nah
point blank motherfucker
10/10 film imo

>Did I like it?
How the hell should Sup Forums know? Why don't you tell us yourself what you think.

You're right. And two-thirds of that is peppered with bitterness. It's not even trying to make you laugh.

me neither. It was glorious.

Hannibal Buress as a bee is definitely kino.

He just couldn't fucking believe what he was seeing.

What did he mean by this?

Nothing like a bunny rabbit running right up to your shotgun and nuzzling it