First person to get dubs is the pilot

First person to get dubs is the pilot.

Allahu akbar

Anyone seen my flask?

Flight cancelled

*nam flashbacks hit*

Anyone know how to fly this thing?

i'm crashing this plane

This is your pilot speaking, there is a nigger on board

Yo copilot, light this joint

Welcome aboard.

where to?

Get off my plane

Holy shit how do I fly this thing

i am, gonna ram some mountains

We gon' fuck this cow

No Arabs plz it's not racist it's just precautions

check em

Check em

H*ck no

Oh boy! I can't wait to try my first barrel roll!

Guess what it's me

Allahu akbar
Syke plane stays en route to Seattle from New York
Trips is flight attendant

Im taking this bitch to the golden triangle by way of bermuda triangle

Copy that.

The co pilot is dead and I'm on Sup Forums lmao

where do you guys want to go?

Oh

...

Terrorist attack on the Saint Louis Arch.

Reroll

My name is Mohammad I'll be your captain today

If I can steer the Titanic into an iceberg I can fly a plane into a building!

Reroll last time

I told you

kek :^)

New York City here we came

Straight into the large hadron collider

Allahu akbhae