Listen up Sup Forumsros this is the saddest story of my life
>be me
>second semester freshman taking a second writing class
>didn't know what the teacher looked like but knew it was a woman
>great
>another fat feminist cunt teaching me about my privilege
>teacher walks into class
>dickwasneverharder.wav
>short puerto rican babe 9/10 with long frizzy hair
>wearing knee high socks, mini skirt, tight ass sweater, and stripper boots
>couldn't pay attention to anything she said all class
>hiding erection under desk
>she wants us to introduce ourselves and stand up infront of the class
>fucknofucknofucknofucknofuckno
>im the first to introduce myself because name starts with 'a'
>signal her towards me and make up excuse for why i can't stand
>tell her i have terrible anxiety while leaning in real close
>god she smells like sweet like brown sugar
>dick is still hard but she doesn't see under my desk
>i get skipped
>thank every god man has every prayed to
>stillhardasarock.jpeg
>after class ends boner is at half mast and manageable
>teacher wants to see me in her office after lunch
>gotta contain the spaghetti in my pockets
To be continued
Listen up Sup Forumsros this is the saddest story of my life
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I'm slightly interested in what happens next
I'm listening....
what happened
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Come on OP. Continue.
Op is kill
Slipped on spaghetti
Top kek
Bump
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bump OP PLZ
inb4 open the door get on the floor...dinosaurs
inb4 every [] letter of my post
inb4 op literally cannot stopp sucking dicks
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bump, just. in. case.
Nice trips
Bump!!!
Shit I didn't even notice it, thanks m8
Op is already a fag. I would've proudly showed her my hard on. Plant that seed early
Bumping
Bump
>go into her office
>nice desk, all metal
>ask her about the desk
>she gives me a look and says that she knows I dont have anxiety
>She tells me to follow her
>open door
>floor floor king of lizards
Trips confirm
Op is fag
>not linking previous post
Good try
op is fag
i've waited 30 minute for 5 phrase ?
b8
hurry up
gotta go to school faggot
>ur mom is kill
>end
fuck you OP
continued
>lunch is over
>gotta see my hot puerto rican teacher
>we sit in her small office
>walls are covered in posters
>fucking into my favorite bands
>System of a Down, Nirvana, Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, and Sublime
>she's got horse head masks on a coat hanger
>HOLY FUCK THERES A PS2 AND TV IN HERE!!!
>i died and went to heaven
>she asks me about myself because i didn't speak in class
>wants to know how bad my anxiety is for teaching reasons
>tell her that i don't really have anxiety and that i just didn't want to speak to the class
>she's cool with it
>tells me that she understands not wanting to get to know some of the kids she teaches
>kek about it
>we talk for a good hour before i bring up the PS2
>"i've got RE4 user"
>precum dribbles out
>we play up to the point where Leon gets the church
>"what are you sellin stranger?"
>we are sitting inches away indian style
>she tells me not to get the fucking TMP
>her hands on my thigh
>oh shit things are getting real
>I lean in for the kiss
>kiss her
>she isn't doing anything...
>she looks at me for what feels like hours and tells me it would be best if i left
>get up and she looks at my pants
>huge erection
>"GET OUT"
>was too scared to go to class
>check student email
>message from her
>"It would be in your best interest to drop this class and take it with another teacher next semester"
>can't for money reasons
>had to go to class with her for the entire semester
>passed
>still see her disgusted face and teachers in her department don't look at me right
>i'm gonna have to deal with this til i graduate
>mfw the teacher has seen your boner
>mfw the other teaches have been told in detail about your boner...
never try to put the moves on your teacher or a classmate you sit near...
fuuuuck
Kek
Ya had to squash your dick right into her face ya dum-dum
oh shit
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nnnnoooooooooooooooooooo
but you're retarded, life isn't a porn fag
op here
sorry it took so long to post. had to take a shit really bad. share some of your stories
Hahahaha
At least you had the balls to try.
oh boo hoo, u fucked up. so fucking what. Man the fuck up. U are a human being for fucks sake, young males are often sexually frustrated, it i natural, bitch is overreacting. Again, man the fuck up, it will pass. Fucking kids these days...
>bitch is overreacting
bitch just saw a student she will see for the rest of the year kiss her and have an erection; she's 1000% overreacting
You should relax.
person who can get me kicked off campus who is disgusted by me. Tried to apologize but she wasn't having it. Some shit you have to deal with dude and am still dealing with
She teaches in university, she should be educated about male reactions to hot female bodies, and thus should be introduced to dealing with these situations in mature, no mentally scarring ways.
yeah maybe you are part-right
>A virgin
>Never even touched a real girl
>Don't know how to get laid
>Hear stories about a skank bitch who fucks everybody
>Instant boner
>Start asking about her
>No one actually knows how she looks
>At last one girl says she's the one people talk about
>Money is key to everything so i offer that for virginity
>Erected dick gets her a bit doubtful about this trade
>I can't even give money to her cuz hands are shaking
>She just takes my hand and pulls me behind a corner
>Jizzed a bit from the touch but still hard
>On the contrary i wanted to jizz in her
>Having a hard time keeping the rest of shots in my balls
>Never been so happy and mad at the same time
>Can't even focus on the girl
>Eager to smash
>Now asks if i can even see her from my crooked pose
>Answer that i can't see only one person and tell her to look at the first letters of the lines
RIP
I am currently studying educational sciences and every now and then they are mentioning sexual situations, how to deal with it and how to brush off any sexual innuendos coming from students, how not to make a big deal out of it, just calmly explain stuff. Everyone knows these things are natural, not only from male but from female students too. She's uneducated bitch, don't be harsh on yourself buddy. And again, it'll pass.
dead meme
WALK THE DINOSAUR ALREADY OP
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Kill yourself, no really kys. Almost related until john cena showed up.
rip in peace, 1 like = 1 prayer