You like this movie? Well it SUCKS XD Are you triggered yet?

>You like this movie? Well it SUCKS XD Are you triggered yet?

Seriously when did this become a thing? How do we save this place?

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So, you're wondering how best to fix Sup Forums? That one's simple.

Have Interpol track down the autistic, Australian pedophile that created the bot, that spams pictures of the actress Brighton Sharbino relentlessly on Sup Forums. Believe it or not, he probably has one or more such threads active right now.

Then, murder him. I'm not just talking any "murder", either. I'm talking about horrendous, brutal, gruesome, inexplicably-torturous murder. Make that fat, greasy fuck suffer until his very last breath.

Then, we get a mod to make a sticky for precisely one year. That sticky will feature high-resolution photographs of the fat, greasy, autistic, Australian pedophile's mutilated corpse. Other people will find themselves drawn to the sticky, see the photographs in lurid detail and think, "oh shit. If I don't get my head out of my ass and stop shitposting here, I could be next."

For bonus points and a little humor to ease the mood, have the very-first picture feature a plank of wood with blood stains on it next to the corpse, and the words (USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST).

THAT is how you fix Sup Forums.

>wahh pls no bully ;_;
what happened to Sup Forums? when did it's posters become little faggots

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redditors and newfags are a much bigger problems than one harmless cunnyposter

Cute!

ban GoT, capeshit and ghostbusters b8 threads

It's a violent revenge fantasy with a pic of actors from NBC comedy shows episode

This place needs a community that cares. At the moment I'd say at least half of the regular Sup Forums posters, probably more, don't give a shit about television or film and just use this board as a meme-hole. If the ratio of genuine-posters to shitposters were to become skewed enough back the other way posting quality would be bound to improve.

I'd say we have to either wait for the problem to move somewhere else or find some way to increase the amount of real discussion on Sup Forums to the point where shitposters are drowned out, which seems impossible to me. Sup Forums and Sup Forums in particular are simply a perfect storm of convenience, speed and responsiveness for epik troling activity. Where else is it this easy to successfully fuck with people in the internet?

I love movies but hate Sup Forums so much. If I knew of a better place to discuss stuff I'd leave in a heartbeat. This place is overrun with shitposters but at least nobody here sincerely thinks The Dark Knight Rises is the best movie ever made.

He just takes up catalog spots and makes half of the IPs in Australia unusable on Sup Forums. He has no bearing on actual discussion quality.

That's awesome.

create /film/ for the discussion of non-blockbuster non-mainstream non-TV stuff
they made Sup Forums so /lit/ could exist, why is /film/ such a taboo?

Man, i could pay starbucks to eat some milk foam right now

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>/lit/
have you ever actually been there? I think it's probably the number 1 contender for Sup Forums's title of 'worst board that's meant to contain discussion.' The level of discourse on /lit/ is fucking miserable.

Delete Sup Forums
Require a site registration that requires ID scanned proof that a poster is 21 or older
Forced anonymous posting
Delete Sup Forums
Delete /r9k/
Delete Sup Forums

Change the pasta in the first post for redditors- but not a single one, all of them( like the guy who keeps posting that) -and then truly we would become great

your obsession is quite unhealthy

Hear, hear! I for one am also tired of these foolish knaves shitting up Sup Forums

No, we need to delete Sup Forums and remove people under the age of 21. I'm sick of seeing you annoying, screaming children, so desperate to be different than all the other annoying, screaming children.

>delete Sup Forums

O I'm laffin'.

>delete /r9k/
And ban whatever country has the most posters on there

Terrible useless ideas. You really don't understand what you're asking or what are the consequences if such imbecilities were implemented.

Is the chink a bad business man? He seems to dislike the idea of money.

the only way to save this place and Sup Forums and the west in general is to get rid of reddit minded people

Not all americans are terrible, just most of them.

He literally said that Sup Forums isn't profitable.
To make Sup Forums profitable there'd have to be major changes in the structure as well as culture.

I'll take "what is free speech" for $400, Alex

>get rid of reddit minded people

so basically white people

Christ fuck, /qa/ retards are insufferable. Every single person who ever posted there seriously, deserves a painful death. Congrats on ruining the site even more, shitfaces. You NEVER even belonged here

that dudes gone havent seen that ugly bitch in a while. cunnybot is getting slower everyday and gets btfo in every thread too

not really. a lot of non whites are reddit too. It's not a race issue, it's a mentality issue. A reddit minded person is a SJW. they are the terrorists of the west. Destroying the very core of western values while feeling right about it because they are supported by a number of political groups and are part of an ever growing number. Basically exactly like terrorists.

How does he get 'btfo'? Are you delusional?

Lol

he gets maybe 2 threads off in the early morning with 3 replies before it gets deleted then hes gone till later in the day and gets 1 or 2 more threads with maybe 2 replies then hes gone again

I'm not american so of course you can't really understand what I'm saying since you're not used to be presented with original and thought out ideas.

We have American ideas. We win.

>Hiroyuki preserves Sup Forums because he's passionate about free speech
It's not impossible, but does that really sound right to you? It's one of the busiest boards on the site, I suspect that has something to do with it.

Has /qa/ ever actually done anything though? I once asked Hiroyuki to apologize for Nanking and nuke Sup Forums but he didn't do either.

What's an 'american idea'?

what you call american ideas are memes. basically you're a meme ingesting meme spewing robot. You get programmed and act according to that program.
Your people are no longer able to indulge in critical thinking. You're no different than someone who lives by the rules of a certain book without ever questionning them, or the authorities which have a right to interpret that book.

One that starts with easily vaccinated diseases, ends in applause and goes well with hamburgers.

Sup Forums is mainstream. Television and film are the most mainstream of interests. People in general do not want to analyze why they think something is good. People do, on the other hand, very much want to analyze why they think something was bad. Sup Forums, being the most common interest on a mainstream site, has sufficient posters to be a representative sample of "everyone." You can't please everyone all the time. Meaning the board has a hard statistical bend towards "negativity."

"contrarians" aren't real.

I have one: If you want to post or make a thread here you will need an american IP.

MAGA

Not only deleting Sup Forums but also ban everyone who has posted there in the last 12 months

Do you want us to be American weight, as well?

Sup Forums makes memes better than anywhere else on this shithole and tgus are the top memesters on earth.

underage posters like this is what's ruining Sup Forums

yea bane really did ruin this board. the worst part is these kids will never grow up they will be 59 years old watching batman 4852632 still posting memes

For you :)

postan in a triggered thread

>he doesn't get all his movie opinions from Sup Forums
plebe

Also I watched Oblivion (the Tom Cruise movie) the other day, what do I think of it Sup Forums? Do I like it or not?

If you hadn't watched it, you would have a better opinion about it. Don't make the mistake next time

why do you think so? at least you can actually start a discussion in there

Yup. Pretty much.

As entertaining as having 14 year olds scream 'cuck' all day, it's gotten a little old.

There isn't much more discussion of literature on /lit/ than there is of television & film on Sup Forums. It's extremely rare for a thread that's actually about a book or a writer to get past 50 posts. All anybody wants to do is shitpost about how vapid people who don't read are and how evil John Green is and have bullshit discussions about philosophy even though /his/ exists now. What the fuck is it about Sup Forums that attracts so many fucking philosophy-fags?

>I want ALL the Sup Forums and /r9k/ posters to flood the other boards and shitpost out of spite
Me too, actually!

golly, if only Sup Forums had some sort of moderation staff or ability to actually moderate.

It does have. And it bears immense responsibility for destroying previously good boards

You don't understand the amount of moderation that would require. All mods can do is rid the boards of cesspit threads. Their volunteer time cannot encompass hundreds of posts—and by the minute at that—to be carefully evaluated.

>tfw I post a thread everyday about an actress but everyone is just insulting or a sick pervert
>tfw I just keep doing it because I cannot post it anywhere else.

>Sick pervert
You're just a prude with whiteknight sensibilities.

>inb4 it's the pig

>Delete Sup Forums

Never gonna happen Jew. I bet Sup Forums existence just eats you up inside doesn't it shlomo?

not when the average post is I want her to shit on my chest or when guys makes stroy on how they are little boys getting molested by the actress

ban redditors like this

ban OP

let the cunny threads stay up to weed these cretins out.

thats how you save Sup Forums

actually any true fa/tv/irgin doesnt want Sup Forums to be "saved"(turned into reddit), they wallow in the filth.

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Exactly. This is the funposting board. You change that and you'll forever cry about what was lost. This board is not for reddishits.
If cunnyposters make them so mad all the time, that means they are good, you don't even need to share the 'fetish' to understand that.

It's amazing how innocuous pictures from some teen girl Instagram drive redditer absolutely bat shit in rage and anger but they don't seem to blink on eye when giant 10 inch nigger dicks get posted.

Unironic.

You forgot 'cuck' though.

By not responding.

really says a lot about the redditfag mentality

s-stop it

Saving Sup Forums is nearly impossible because TV and movies are the most accessible hobbies, naturally attracting everyone, including vast amounts of retards.

Strict moderation on Sup Forums will not work because it is like pissing against the wind. There are too many shitposting retards to catch all of them and they will only get more persistent when you ban them.

Wishful thinking like this one is impractical. People will always prefer to discuss capeshit and shitpost rather than care about quality.

Real solution is adding /film/ and /tvg/ (TV series generals), leaving nominal Sup Forums as a cesspool it is. Of course, shitposters and retards will try to fuck those up like before, but it's just a matter of persistance from mods and janitors.

>Introduce /tvg/ on the same grounds as /vg/ with same basic rules
>Shift most mods and janitors from Sup Forums to /tvg/ to combat initial wave of shitposters
>Leave skeleton crew on Sup Forums to ban porn and pedo fucks, but soften regulations on maymays, letting shitposters run free
>Hopefully retards will stay on Sup Forums while /tvg/ will grow strong and civil to stand on its own
>Find new mods and janitors
>In few months introduce /film/ with moderation rules similar to how /his/ is different from Sup Forums
>Shift new mods and janitors to /film/
>Withstand initial wave of shitposters
>Let /tvg/ and /film/ flourish as gated, niche communities, while Sup Forums will stay maymaying about BvS or Star Wars or whatever

Make /cel/

All gossip shit goes in there

I think you're the one practicing wishful thinking now. You seem to be seriously overestimating how much of a fuck the mods give about their 'jobs.'

>just a matter if persistence from mods and janitors
You make it sound so easy. Mods on Sup Forums either don't give a fuck beyond getting rid of CP or are actively working to ruin the board. How else do you explain blacked threads hitting the bump limit?

those threads get 3 replies before they fade away, i know pedos arent known for being smart but god damn

>I think you're the one practicing wishful thinking now

We sure should just change human nature and create "community that cares" instead of following simple segmented plan that actually worked on Sup Forums and Sup Forums. Bravo, I guess you think that world problems can also be solved by people just being more nice to each other.

>You make it sound so easy. Mods on Sup Forums either don't give a fuck beyond getting rid of CP or are actively working to ruin the board. How else do you explain blacked threads hitting the bump limit?

Of course current mods don't give a fuck because they are just a few guys who are put in position to fight hoards of shitposters. Like how Night Watch is supposed to "moderate" thousands of wildlings. On the other hand, proper dedicated teams in charge of smaller, much slower boards will fare much better.

>I guess you think that world problems can also be solved by people just being more nice to each other.
That always sound simplistic, but if niceness was more applied, exercised in all human relations, yes, everything would be immensely better.

Kill the retard Bridget Regan shitposter

Who /maymays/ here?

ban Sup Forums
ban Sup Forums and all its run off boards
ban Sup Forums
ban Sup Forums
ban /fit/
ban wannabe Sup Forums(aka Sup Forums)
ban the game of thrones general since they don't keep themselves quarantined like the agreement said when they begged for that trashy /soc/ thread
ban mobile network posting from the site/make it only people with a Sup Forums pass can post from mobile networks
give youtube its own board
block european isp/ips from posting certain hours
a good amount of Australia can't post on Sup Forums because of that one guy so do the same here
convince hiro to do that thing where the site doesn't show up on google results or if possible just for Sup Forums
trial board: /superheroes/ or /film/

I saw an interracial porn thread earlier that had over 100 replies. What's going on here?

>nobody here sincerely thinks The Dark Knight Rises is the best movie ever made

now hold on a minute

>sincerely

ah, ok, never mind

What I really hate is whenever a movie comes out people who are defending it or attacking it, whether ironically or not, usually cite the movie's budget vs. gross statistics but, no matter what those statistics actually are, will interpret them as if the movie was a hit or a flop based on whether they want it to be a hit or a flop.

Mad Max Fury Road makes back more than both its production budget AND its advertising budget? STILL A FLOP, FUCK YOU.

Ghostbusters 2016 makes back just slightly more that production with a 350 million defect in advertisement? SLEEPER HIT, Sup Forums BTFO.

There should be a rule of consistent logic behind what constitutes a hit, a flop, or whatever. This doublethink over profit statistics needs to stop.

>block european isp/ips from posting certain hours

wouldnt want to disrupt the amerifats from discussing capeshit now would we?

>doublethink
it's called shitposting user

nowadays its the opposite though

>DON'T LIKE THIS PANDERING MANCHILD FOCUSED TRASH? YOURE REDDIT! KINO KINO KINO!

First day?

autocorrect apparently thinks "deficit" isn't a word.

Sup Forums has bigger problems than someone calling you a pleb, kid

The fact that this thread is still up is proof of just that

>ban everything lol
The stupidity- and impossibility- of your boogeymanhunt is astonishing. How about just >le ban (you) so you're free of this place?

go make your own site
posting from my phone to piss you off

This is how you spot a Redditor.

The whole "le Sup Forums is only for le shitposting, not actual discussion! xD" attitude didn't exist before the Reddit influx.

The fact that people usually add-on "serious discussion is for Reddit, Sup Forums is for shitposting! xD" to this opinion is just further proof that they are, in fact, from Reddit and are crossposting here because they think every Sup Forums board is Sup Forums, like the average newfriend.

Wasn't the one on the left originally written about Sup Forums?

>boring people to frustration by constant spam of reposts = bat shit rage

I guess the fact the threads typically get no replies is also an indication of intense seething anger from the people you're trying to anger as well. Not to mention the fact the threads are deleted for being off topic spam.

that's literally the difference from reddit

Apply Robot

Nice pasta and meme image, my reddit friend.

>he thinks Japanese cartoon board made by a nerd that is filled with retarded memers and cynical assholes is the pibnnacle of internet discussion

I never understood these retards

What is the pinnacle of internet discussion? Please tell me so I can finally leave Sup Forums forever.

Are you autistic?

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