I am

I am
>Better looking than all of you
>Have more sex than all of you
>Could beat the fuck out of all of you
>Have more money than all of you
>Live in a nicer place than all of you

What's it like being a fucking loser? Go ahead Sup Forums, I'll wait.

You forgot:
>a bigger cuck than all of you

Okay fag boy. I'm no cuck and any bitch who cheats on me gets her face prettied up. Women know better than to lie or cross me.

>fag boy

Yeah keep posting you little manlet. I could crush your fucking skull with one arm.

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>I'm no cuck
Ohhhh, my bad. I'll fix it:
>a bigger faggot than all of you

You seem like you'd be a power bottom.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Gunna need some proof there, buddy.

k, give me your adress fuckhead. Bring some friends, you'll need them.

>falling for this shitty thread
Come on Sup Forums you csn't be that bad

a time stamp of his loose ass hole would suffice

It's fun to take the b8 sometimes.

I got 35k in the bank, a PhD, a wife, and three houses.

Suck on my enfranchised privilege.

it sucks

1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500
Make sure your organ donor card is up to date.

Oh I see, you're a nigger

Forget everything I said kind sir

>1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500

That would only prove his homosexuality
>oh wait

>Spends years getting a PHD putting themselves in hundreds of thousands of school debt
>Only has 35k in the bank
LOL

>Spends years getting a PHD putting themselves in hundreds of thousands of school debt
posts about it on /b

Its not 2016 anymore, that monkey stopped squatting back in January

Only poor people keep money in the bank, and if you aren't being paid to do your PhD, you're doing it wrong.

>Saw these two posted in an IG/FB fap
>I raped one of them at an afterparty
>Jk
>I raped them both

I get paid to fuck your mom in the ass, how am I doing?

okay mate, you wouldnt beat the fuck out of me and you probably dont have a nicer place than i do. the way you typed your shit makes you seem like a typical suburban white boy neck urself

oh yea, this thread again.

I don't feel like destroying you. And I don't feel like getting in an argument where you just make up "+1"s all the time.

You should probably go see someone to fix those complexes. Wishing you the best!

Hes like me. a alpha. I only fuck mothers so i can flex my dominance over there beta sons. I love it when someone calls me a motherfucket

so much this. I am being paid 2100/month for three days of work/week while getting mine.

>Brags about 25k a year
LOL

you do realise that this is a temp. job for 1 year that enables me to persue my phd and that the exact company I am working with is going to employ me fulltime for 180k/year next year?

Your life is pretty shallow to revolve around money and sex Life is more than that. Its not just reaching maximum pleasure. What about a love family trusting friends and more?

4 Denby Lane
Northcote Point
Auckland
New Zealand.

Trust me faggot, its you who will need to bring friends.

this is true, rich people invest ... retards put everything in the bank

>posts home address on Sup Forums

For three days that's pretty good man. You get another shitty job on the side, assuming you live with your parents, you're straight at that point

that's the white house you absolute mongoloid.

How do you know that?

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I know this is bait but..
If you have all those things, why do you still browse Sup Forums. Is there some kind of underlying issue you're not talking about? Maybe you feel like your 'highend lifestyle' is a burden on others. I have little money, no sex, ugo as fuck, but I'm comfy and most likely a more happier person than you seem to be

>2100 for three day work weeks
I'd kill for that as a side job

I am
>Better looking than all of you

Well now thats subjective, you could be fuckin ugly to some

>Have more sex than all of you

You have no way of proving that, but k

>Could beat the fuck out of all of you

Dont need to fight you when i can just shoot you

>Have more money than all of you

Again, no proof of that

>Live in a nicer place than all of you

YET AGAIN, no proof

This is fun we should do this more often

Not OP but I can relate. I am a normie with a successfull career and a really beautiful girlfriend (she actually is a fitness model).
I just got hooked by this horrible place when I was a teenager. I got here somewhere around 2006 and have been here ever since.
Why should I leave?

>Itt; Sup Forums sends pizza to the white house.