Ausfag Thread
Ausfag Thread
what if all the aussies on Sup Forums are actually kangaroos
What if they're just abbos and bogans?
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First dubs or trips confirms it
Fuck. You know too much.
Shit, they figured us out.
Have a look as the last Indian wicket falls. Cummins bowling like a champion and Smith taking catches from everywhere like superman.
Stream for those who need it: cdn3.crichd.info
holy motherfuckin JESUS
Check em
HOLY SHIT
who / north qld / here? Cyclone feels
Damn.
I'm north Queensland. Cyclone is hitting below us though.
Anyone read David Marr's article on Pauline supporters? It's worth a look:
theguardian.com
What part of north QLD you in lad?
Your puny dubs can not compare
Port Douglas.
ye lad, i'm not that far north, i'm down in Townsville
Very true.
yeah nah
Do you lads exhale your durry smoke or do you keep it in your lungs like a true blue australian male
Fuck that ugly egomaniac
Hopefully the cyclone will wipe out a lot of North Queenslanders. Such high unemployment in those areas
Good thinking. Would also deal with the problem of One Nation voters pretty thoroughly too.
thanks for paying for my centrelink user
Yeah like mareeba
LOL 8 out of 10 ON supporters never completed high school
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Vicfag reporting in
Are drop bears deadly as people say? They seem like harmless tree huggers.
Sincerely,
A Stoned Californian
not really
The only problem is they have so many STD's
Don't worry mates, I got this! Launching boomerang now! This leak is sealed!
Got it don't fuck em or let them bleed on me.
Cheers. This my last drink of the night.
Good luck up there Sup Forumsro!
Glad I'm down in brissy
Thanks user, should be fine here at the moment as it looks like it's heading further south. In saying that, Yasi did the same thing then turned around and holocausted us.
>they can kill a man with one punch
>they've been known to rape, assault and plunder
>they've been on the Australian Bureau of Investigation's top ten list since 1945
>they understand English but choose to communicate to authorities in a French-Chinese hybrid language
>they only drive ride-on Lawnmowers
>they have no sense of decorum
>they have no fear
>they have no mercy
is Pauline going to take put you guys back on track to a white Australia policy or not?
I wouldn't be surprised if we went to school together.
Yo Melbfag
perthfag reporting in
I don't know about that user, I finished high school over a decade ago.
Yo South East fag
any Perth fags have a 4x4 wanna go tear up a beach?
north wilbinga
south whitehills?
One b, deadshit.
west suburbs, where you from?
Fellow brisvegan here. I wish we got cyclones.
former top end resident
cyclones are great fun, but only if you're sure they're not going to fuck you up. If you're in any way unsure of whether your house will stand up they're shit scary
Townsville user here, i'm honestly kinda disappointed it is heading south, at the risk of sounding extremely edgy i was looking forward to some mischievous carnage.
The broken nose and degloving explains it pretty well I think. The nose is broken and the tissue around it is dislodged to the point where the air is forced into the space. The eyes are swelled shut so the air cannot escape. Thus the air only escapes when he inhales again, through his mouth; the only open hole.
If it is real, then I find it fascinating. One of the reasons I come to a rekt thread. learning something new and interesting.
hop away wit dem digits brah
kik anonsharex69x for Brisbane QUT girl nudes
don't do this, it makes mustard gas
6065 checkin in .
The clamor to shove this redhead dyke into the spotlight on every little stupid thing that comes out of her mouth is hilarious.
Haha you fags voted for warren entch, dumb cunts
Based Melb eastern suburbs.
May the Belgrave Wizard watch over you all.