I need an impromptu anal lube quick
There are no sex shops around here, and my wife and I really wanna try today, so does anyone know what I can use as a replacement?
I need an impromptu anal lube quick
There are no sex shops around here, and my wife and I really wanna try today, so does anyone know what I can use as a replacement?
You could go to a Walmart and buy lube there
wd40
Literally any cooking oil.
lard
Walgreens and CVS sell lube near the condoms. Platinum Wet is a good brand I would suggest.
Olive oil
Veg oil
Spit
Ivory soap
Butter.
Olive oil or sunscreen
Coconut oil
Vag juice
Semen
Lamb Sauce
if she deepthroats you and gags, her mouth and throat will generate a thick slick saliva that works great as lube.
Sunscreen sounds like the fast track to Farrah Fawcette cancer
Any grocery store should sell KY.
Nigger blood
If you've got a turkey baster (or even better an actual enema bulb) you'll want to mix equal amounts of water and salt, and insert directly to the anus. Let it sit there approximately 30-45 minutes. The salt will pull moisture from your own body and create a thick slippery liquid, and you'll be ready to go!
Even better is that the salt will have dissolved by this point, and it will help you clean yourself out much easier afterwards. Hope this helps and good luck! Let me know if you have more questions!
Whatever you do, do NOT use food oils!
It's exactly the same as injecting butter directly into your veins!!!
These
Sure, okay
mashed banana
Spit is all you need
Can you prove this? This could be the best idea I've seen so far
Baby oil you mongoloid. As long as you aren't using a condom.
1 spon of toothpaste
1 spon of butter
3 spons of olive oil
enjoy it getting hotter n' hotter
This. How do people still not know this?
Put a pinch of salt under your tongue. It will feel slightly dry for just a second before becoming much more moist than before. It works similarly to this.
Whoah-ly shit. Trying it rn. Thanks for the advice
No problem!
Ben-Gay. Works like a charm.
Never reproduce.
I use gravy or jambalaya
Too late now buckaroo
Virgin olive oil
Olive oil
Vaseline
Shampoo
Hand sanitizer
Silly user! You can't reproduce with your butt!
Crisco
Did this work?
Unless you count shit as lube
I need a shower. And some xanax.
Jesus Christ we're never doing that again
Did your asshole get...... Asalted.....?