Okay faggots, let's make some money.
Christian population is immense in US (and many parts of the world but I'm targeting evangelicals). Over-eating, diabetic, shit-tards is immense in US.
Combine the two for instant profit.
THE GARDEN OF EATIN'
(Pun of Grade of Eden if your fuckin dumb)
Only serve buffet style foods like:
> holy moly
> sweet Jesus
> angel food cake
> hell fire & Brimstone pizza
You get the drill. Help me with my Christian based menu
Baptism tap water? Or Holy FOuntain soda?
What's the point in people as stupid and useless as you existing? I mean, I can most always see a use for someone, regardless of how pathetic they are.. but you, there's no fucking use.
A coward, for instance.. they'll hide or run, which increases their chances of survival of the people/tribe/ethnicity/etc.
But you? There's just no fucking use for dipshits who have nothing better to do but imagine useless, stupid, idiotic fucking questions.. just so they can post it on a shite site like this.
Serious keks @garden of eatin you are sitt8ng on a goldmine op
Mathew, mark, luke, & bahn mi
Seems obvious, but lamb of god?
Chicken a-job-o
Only begotten bun
"The-Bible-Is-Not-Fuckin-Real-Skim Milk?"
No one else thinks this is hilarious? Ill run out of biblical food puns eventually but im gonna keep the train rrolling
Nigga no one orders skim milk at a restaraunt...
The Forbidden Fruits
(all the fruits)
Adam's Famous Ribcage
(Literally a full ribcage with one missing)
God's Holy Clay
(Chocolate/Coffe Ice Cream or something)
God's Blood
(Wine, obvously)
God's body
(Breadsticks)
Etc.
The joke was the name but ok
Just givin you shit bra, lighten up. Wwjd?
Joshua fought the battle of chorizo, chorizo, chorizo. Joshua fought the battle of chorizo aaaaaand the walls came a-tumblin down
He'd ask his dad for Kek's approval.
Or heal some dude idk.
Also, trips of unending relaxation
The cod of abraham, isaac, and jacob
Bask in the relaxation of almost trips. Also, 2 cloves and a fish? I know its a food pun based on a phrase thats already all food, but i like it
You could have a meal combo with samples of all the entrees called "mark of the feast"
the pizza things already been done.
hellpizza.com
Seafood special: "the crabbath day"
Waiters could be "food semaritans." You have to say it "fud" but it kinda works....
How is no one in this thread? You guys didnt have to go to church? This is the first time ive used most of this knowledge in an (arguably) practical way
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I know, its a stretch. Let my crepe l go
Braised ribs and goliath
Shameless self bump "remember the crabbath day to keep it HOLY SHIT ENDLESS SHRIMP BAR!"
Wok on water
Joseph of teramisua
That's fucking genius.
Turn the other leek
Thanks. I think im the only one here. The miracles keep coming though: observe as i turn this water into brine!
Ask nebudkannezzer, our furnaces are the fieriest
Watch! Isrealites, as i a la carte the red sea!
Stand in awe gentiles, as the savior of flavor fries for your sins!
Ye shall all be fudged