Anons give me a reason not to kill myself

Anons give me a reason not to kill myself.

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Go talk to a professional you dumb nigger.

What, you mean like Leon?

Send nudes

Steam that shit.

Stream your suicide.

If you kill youself can you give me 100$ first ? I need some money for my birthday

There are no reasons, which is an edgy reason.

If you do, THEY win. Live out of spite. Every breath you take is a big FUCK YOU to all who and what drive you to suicide. Works wonders for me and I have a delightfully dark sense of humor from it.

What if you're the exact type of person the aliens want to use to make first contact? But if you're dead they just skip us. Live for the aliens.

Reasons to stay vary from person to person. If you feel as though there is nothing left to live for, than kill yourself. Hell, do a flip on the way down. If you're here because you're doubting your resolve, than go to bed and try again later. Once you've got it all figured out, end yourself quickly before you change your mind.

tl;dr kill yourself before you're stuck here forever

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Best reason

Pancakes.

kek

Chathouse3D

donald trump

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Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

Those exist? Excuse me, I have to apologize to my EMS, I thought he was one of my hallucinations that joined my imaginary friend cast from watching a lot of Star Trek Voyager.

I'm as close to a sentient life-form as any hologram could hope to be. I socialize with the crew, fraternize with aliens. I've even had sexual relations. I refuse to patronized by the likes of you.

Woah. Harsh, man. Work on your bedside manner more.

The pieces of shit ruining your life want you to die user. Don't give them the satisfaction. Plus if you die now then you won't be able watch the human race destroy itself. You don't want to miss that do you? It's easier to just wait for death like everyone else than to take it by force. Your time will come OP. Go watch porn maybe play some games or watch a movie have something to eat and go to bed. You'll feel a little better tomorrow. If you have a job just take it a little easier from now on. Don't get caught though.

Most of mankind feel that life sucks.

Certainly few of us get to suck out the marrow as the Trumps do.

But the only real justification for taking ones own life is if one is almost irresistibly compelled to harm or kill others.

Sorry Sup Forumsro you just need to hang in there like the rest of us..

Hopefully you are at least not all alone like I am...