What's the most creative way to kill yourself Sup Forums?

What's the most creative way to kill yourself Sup Forums?

Asking for a friend of course?

Go parachuting, but just as the instructors tell you to jump, take off the schute and jump. Go fast. Don't let the instructors catch you. Straight as an arrow.

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how much money does parachuting typically cost?

Become a pirate

You won't pull it off, first jump has to be tandem with and instructor on your back. You'll need hours of training before your first solo jump, and your probably too poor for that.

You should drown your self in a flooded cranberry farm just before harvest. That'll be a nice interesting way to go out.

Rob the biggest bank near you. If successful you live another day with a shit load of cash if not suicide by cop. Repeat until finally ded.

Unless they detain you. The police have several ways to take down someone non-lethaly, leading to jail time instead of death.

well, cranberries are delicious, but I think Ocean Spray employees would notice before it could be done

Go scubadiving, then you slowly descend deeper and deeper. If you have regular oxygen-mix, you will get the same feeling as being drunk the deeper you go, and you will pass out in a drunken haze as you slowly descend to the bottom of the ocean..

Grab a strong magnet tie it to a rope and yourself than put the magnet on a cargo ship before it takes off

Pull a weapon on cops, and they light you up. No fucking around. If they think there's even a 1% chance that you could kill them or someone else near you, their training says to magdump.

Yeah but it looks so tempting and beautiful. You could do it just as the sun rises. That way they will not catch you. Do it man, do it for the art.

Or get really strong magnets and put them between your head

try breathing in a haystack

Wouldn't it work better to stick the magnet to a really fast train as it passed?

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bleach

To let death find you

Not op but problem with that is tou have to go to 62 meters before oxygen becomes poisinous id also recomend a nitrox blend they have more oxygen in them for longer bottom time/safty margin also for tri dives you only go to 18 meters with a instructor normally where there arnt any sudden drops

Unless you want to go to gili trawangan off bali it gets real deep real fast there

yeah, but to truly capitalise on the beauty of it, there'd need to be somebody else recording the fatal cranberry descent with an 4K ultra HD camcorder, to have it for posterity, but then that person would be tried for some degree of murder, or aiding one, or somethin' like that

Get 14 sections of thin but strong cord a couple of meters long.
Get 13 sections of piano wire a half meter or so shorter than the cord.
Tie the cord around the middle of major body parts - hands, feet, shins, head, torso etc.
Tie piano wire around all joints.
Tie other ends of cord and wire to railing on a bridge.
Jump.

Break your neck while trying to suck your own dick.

Lel

you dumbass
> get helium tank
> get shit ton of balloons
> get gun
>inflate balloons
> find big empty field relocate to the center of said field
> tie balloons to gun
> shoot self in the head, become an hero
>balloons float away taking gun with them
> found murdered in the middle of field
> profit?

go to a big city
play some artistic self-made-theater stuff
at the end, blow your head off with an cal .45 Aspirin
call it art, call it society-critticism, be a real hero

by ordering chink weed seeds and smoking them after you grow those seeds

8/10

Pack your ass full of condoms filled with different colors of paint and then jump off a building.

Not bayed!

Make a noose out of steel wire and tie around your neck. Superglue your hands to your head. Jmp off somewhere high. Will look like you riped your own head off.

Is there any method of suicide that doesn't require explosives, but is also instantaneous, absolutely 100% certain, and destroys your body beyond all recognition so that nobody could ever identify you except perhaps by dental records?