Wife is 300 lbs

>Wife is 300 lbs
>Sleeps like a rock
>sleeps with no panties for ease of access.
>"just dont be too rough, and try not to wake me up"

Sometimes I feel like im living the life but i feel embaressed with a 300lb woman.

I mean, being able to fuck something whenever is fine and all, but how bad is it being seen in public with her?

Also, how unattractive are you?

How is relationship and shit as well? Is she cool and chill and nice to be around or a cunt?

"ease of access" - rrrright....

Why did you bother making this thread? You know people are going to tell you that you're stupid and that you've chosen a poor unhealthy partner who is going to drag you down in life when she inevitably gets obesity related illnesses. Have fun carting her to her dialysis appointments every week.

Nobody likes to be seeing with their moped in public

You're assuming he's not atrocious as well. This may be the best he can get

Show some more of that landwhale of yours.

mehr!!!

Not all of us are alpha wannabe cucks who get raging hard ons from putting people on the internet down lmao

She looks a lot heavier than 300. You sure she isn't lying to you?

Nigga.shake that bitch I think she's kill.
She's already turning funny colors

Well can't un-see that, thanks fag

show us her asshole OP

Hey, he has to feel big and important somewhere, right?

True enough. Good for a yuck or two at least

She so fat her ass cheeks bruise from banging when she walk

Thanx. Now my dick is only for show. I now lost fapping.

Gonna need to see more for information gathering purposes

Bumping for this

I can't see how you would get your dick past all that fat

Would you mind if I made access?

She's all yours user -)

Lets see that axe wound, OP

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Who shaves herm, because there's no way in she can see what she's doing?

Why no sheets?

Nigga is that a can of Crisco next to the bed? )

>no blankets
what a fucking pig pen.

You're a lucky man OP

He made her a dress -)

Possibly syringes too

What's this planet of ham doing down here by the wharf?

Obviously diabeetus

it's a slampig man

I second this question. Nigga, wtf is a can of Crisco doing beside your bed?

Op is kill

She must have rolled over -)

>Sometimes I feel like im living the life

...that needs to end with anhero as soon as asap as possible?

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He got embarrass when we call him out for Crisco right beside diabetes meds.

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HOLY SHIT
I have that exact same lamp

absolutely disgusting, i would rather eat a cactus with my ass then put my dick in that what the hell is wrong with you

Implying that's not used for lube

I'm right here with you Sup Forumsro, fiancé isn't quite 300 but close to it and she's nice and shit but it's just I know I could do better but don't want to put the effort into chasing after a skinny cunt whose more than likely going to fuck everyone behind your back,

Jesus Christ, her ass in disgusting.

>ease of access

Josh?

Imagine the smell this must reek of...the armpit..belly button..between the legs..

>being this insecure

Every fat chick I have known has been retarded. They just don't get it. They are too stupid to realise that a woman has only one thing to offer.

staple a picture of britney spears on her ass and then fuck or masturbate cum in/on her then clean with bleach.
leave britney spears for next time

Nothing gets me harder than trashy fatties. Kudos OP. Also more plz

No user but I can be josh if you'd like

Fuck, you beat me to it.

Kek

your wife is truly disgusting OP
post more of her

that black mold in her crotch fat means you not living the life.

fucking kek

A hole is a hole, dick doesn't have eyes. If she's really ugly, put a flag on her head and say that was for the state.

This is a valid question.

I bet when she farts, it take that shit like 10minutes to find its way out.

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I always figured fat people shit a lot cuz they eat alot so there assholes are probably a bit bigger.

Not OP, but in situation, perhaps you know me? I just logged onto facebook if you know me.

at least she lets you touch her... so thats a plus more than most married guys get.

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living the life huh? sounds like hell. whats the point of fucking if she isn't part of it. mine as well start raping bitches, at least they react.

Ugh, get some sheets you filthy animal.

... couple tarps

What's up with the severe change in color around their genitals? Permanent 3rd degree brush burn or something?

ahahahah

its called jock itch

hey op how exactly do you fuck her snatch? do u gotta throw a handful of flower on the bitch n find the wet spot? personally im having a tough time distinguishing pussy Crack from every other crevice present here

Sex looks like it would be difficult, logistically speaking. I love bigger girls, but I really don't know how you'd go about fucking that

I am discusted with you op. You live only once and you decide to spend your life with a whale instead of a human. You have no respect for yourself. Why not an hero today?

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Lucky bastard. Does she enjoy anal?

I know your pain user. This is my daily view.

> lucky fuck
>???!

all least she's not black too..

Exactly what I was thinking.

Yes what the fuck?

>disgusting calf tat
>leggings
Gutter trash.

geez her farts must be brutal.

A whale you say?

Let me enhance OP's photo and... dear god you're right!

Shit-tier. Kys.

Was she ever attractive, or did she get that way after marriage?

>31
Godbless yoy user