>crosswalk signal says don't walk
>run
BWAHAHAHA I'M WRITING THIS FROM THE HOSPITAL LIKE AN A B S O L U T E M A D M A N
ITT: Times you acted like the Joker
>Finished my torrent download
>Don't seed
the only one that ever made me laugh, thanks summerfag
>Pee
>leave the seat up
>someone asks for directions
>say I don't live here
>I do live here
MOM CAN'T STOP ME
>Denuvo game
>Don't play
Mom told me to say my prayers before bedtime last night...
...I PRAYED FOR MARVEL TO GO BANKRUPT HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA I AM SUCH A LOUSE
>decant the milk bottle
>replace semi-skimmed with whole
I'M LOSING IT
>mom tells me to do my homework
>I have sex with a math book
You don't get how this works summerfag
Fuck of reddit
>make a reservation as Dorsia's
>don't go
I always do that.
>gasoline powered car
>puts diesel
hello plebbit
finally a meme that can filter out the plebbit fags
>check the "I'm not a robot" button to post this
>I'm actually a robot
>mom says throw out the garbage
>I THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW
needless to say, she freaked
>finished peeing
>use full flush
A B S O L U T E L Y
D E V I L I S H
>Sup Forums redditors hates waifus
>post waifu thread
oh is that what the little button is for?
makes sense I guess
>Someone asks me how to get a place that is really close by and easy to get to
>tell them I don't know
>mom tells me to tie up my shoelaces
>I only lace one shoe
SOMEBODY CALL 911
>go dookey
>mom asks if i wiped
>say yes momma all cleanies
>didnt wipe at all
>"take one"
>take two
>Park in a disabled spot
>Walk into the store with a limp
>take a shit
>leave without flushing
>purposefully give them wrong directions
>order a coffee at a deli
>don't move the decimal over when I tip
I'M LOSIN IT
>friend asks "is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
>have banana in my pocket
I do this.
>Go to McDonalds with free fountain drinks
>Break all the straw packages
>Go to a fast food place
>grab a handful of napkins so I can keep them in my car
CANT STOP
WONT STOP
>notice my neighbor rolled his trashcans onto his driveway finally
>start going through them to find anything i can use for revenge (i really just don't like the guy cause he freakin busted me and my friend jackson for setting off bottlerockets a week after the 4th of july!)
>find a piece of mail in there with his housing address on it
he-he-hoo-hoo-HAHAHA-HE-HAW!
>Take a shit
>With the seat down
>People that shouldn't post in this thread because they don't understand the meme.
OMG I did this the other day
The Joker's my fav character for sure because my fav thing in comics is goofs, gags, jokes and rambunctious behavior, and his are full to the brim of it. Every comic is like one of those novelty snake cans, you open the book & POP you get a face fulla snakes and you fall back cackling. The mad mind, the crack genius, to do it! and then you think hmmm whats he gonna do next, this trickster, and you pick the comic back up and BZZZZZZZZZZ you get a shock and Hahahahahah you've been pranked again by the old jokemeister, that card. "Aren't I a joker?" he says, laughing yukyukyukyuk. Watch him as he shoves a pair of plastic buck teeth right up into his mouth and displays em for you- left, right, center- "you like dese? Do i look handsome???" He pulls out a mirror: "Ah!" Hand to naughty mouth. And you're on your ass again laughing as he snaps his suspenders, exits stage right, and appears again hauling a huge golden gong.
So you didn't walk
You obeyed the signal you absolute madman
>cashier tells me to have a good day
>I don't
Diabolical
hehehehehehe HAHAHAHA!
>cashier asks me how i'm doing
>say "good"
>really i'm miserable and depressed
>mom berates me for not doing the dishes
>I pretend to listen but don't actually pay attention
D E V I L I S H
>eating sunflower seeds
>eat the shell
HAHAHAHAHAHA
i put mozarella in the toilet once
fuck of lebbit
>order at a fast food place
>"Is it to go?"
>"Yes."
>don't go
HOW WILL THEY EVEN MANAGE?
>can't even spell "Fuck off" right
You have to go now.
>another shit skin reddit twitter meme
Bravo Jay
You truly are the savior of the non whites that think they're welcome here
>see Batman sitting at a table in the office
>pretend to mistake him for that dickhead Marcus Halberstram
HAHAHA HOOHOO.
I'm not sure who's trolling who here
>it's moms birthday
>act like I forgot
HMM I WONDER HOW WILL SHE REACT TO THAT
>make a "times you acted like the Joker" meme thread
>didn't actually want to shitpost
I'm the only troll in this thread, friendo
>telephone solicitor asks if I'm Mr user
>say I'm not, though I am
AWWW YEAH THAT CRINGE
Isn't jokerposting just a slight variation on devlishposting?
>be bartending
>pour coke in glass before rum
SO SAVAGE
>ask for a small cup at McDonald's for water
>fill it with coke
FREAKED
>Take coffee orders at work
>Get everyone decaf
>Want to eat pizza at home.
>Walk to the place and bring the pizza back instead of getting it delivered.
I BET THEY NEVER SAW THAT COMING AHHAHAHAHAHA
BHAHAHAHAHAOHOHOHOEHEEEEEEEE WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bet they acted as if they had taken caffeine
kek
lol me too
>mum found the cum cucumber
make her eat it
>user posts "reply to this post or your mum dies tonight"
>don't reply
source?
>loaf of bread is a day past its display date
>eat it anyway
riley raid new harley quinn porn
>someone tells me to have a nice day
>I don't
>go to toilet
>mom asks if I washed my hands
>say yes
>times you acted like the joker
I once fucked a girl who was dressed as a clown.
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT I CAN'T TAKE IT FROM THESE THREADS ANYMORE
>see a nice classic convertible with a beautiful cherry red paint job some old faggot has spent a long time restoring
>taking out my keys and scratch a big long line all down the side
>run away
Fucking old people, am I right?
>go to cinema
>don't shower
Hehe
DONT EVEN JOKE ABOUT SHIT LIKE THAT
STOP ITTTTT
...
>work at grocery store
>can't take my break until four hours into my shift
>take my break after three hours
Best part is that instead of a 15 minute break I took a 30.
Microwaving hot pockets.
Don't follow instructions on the back of the box
>got people to think suicide squad would be good
>it's actually shit
>Skip bath.
>Go to college.
>go to Sup Forums
>tell them I hate Jews
>I don't really hate Jews
>go to public restroom for the disabled
>just fucking piss and shit everywhere indiscriminately
>post Dubs Man
>no intention of getting dubs
>you can get the third picture in the captcha wrong and still post
>always click the wrong third picture
SOMEONE STOP ME
>Finals coming up
>Watch NBA Finals instead
38% currently at RT
>at work
>use pda
>theres carts to leave them on after your shift is done
>section for full batteries and section for dead batteries
>when pda is full put it in dead section, when pda is dead put it in full section
I CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!
This is my fav thread on Sup Forums
>Captcha asks me to select all Rivers
>Pick the Lake too
>Take a shit
>Only wash my hands for 10 seconds instead of the minimum 20 seconds CDC reccomends
>dad asks me if i sucked his dick today yet
>he cant remember because of his alzheimers
>say no
>i actually did
>he gets flustered because i usually do it by now
>makes me suck his dick a second time in a row
HE NEVER LETS ME DO THAT
IM A MADMAN AND I WONT BE STOPPED
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
>Is it to go?
>Yes
>wait until she starts packing
>Ummmm, I said I'm eating it here?!
>she starts apologising
This one time I thought it would be funny to write "Damaged" on my forehead and then bomb at the box office.
>homeless man at library asks me if i have any spare change
>nope
>actually had a measly 1.50 i could have easily afforded to give him
>instead go into bathroom and flush it down the toiled
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM A FUCKING TRAINWRECK WITH MY MADNESS
CHOO CHOO!!!
On a sidenote I fucking hate entitled beggars. Especially when they are like "dude only a dollar" when I need 30 fucking minutes of work to make that. Even worse when I tell them I have no change and tells me "it's okay paper money is fine too" or starts following me towards the atm. I wish I lived one country south, in Serbia or some, it might be legal to just kick their fucking ass there
>Be this user
>Be retarded
>Don't wear my helmet at all times.
DEVILISH
Rapist
>he makes $2 an hour
>"dude only a dollar" when I need 30 fucking minutes of work to make that
kek
>tells me to use the packet
>throw it in the garbage and use higher quality instant soup additives
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB