Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

I once talked to a real life girl

How tough am I?
So tough I think the Salty Spittoon ain't salty enough

How tough am I? I once measured the circumference of a girl's ass cheek.

I talked to a girl once
I didn't fall in love

I have to go to work today

How tough am I?
I once beat the shit out of a man twice my age...regardless if he was like 47 and like REALLY skinny and limber....YEAH

How tough am I!!! I once sucked a black tranny off.... Without any milk

I am the salty spitoon

I jerk to traps and I'm not gay

I ripped off a hang nail yesterday and only cried for 20 minutes

i sucked dicks for bus fare

then i walked home

I eat ass

I stub my toe on purpose

I jerk off without turning my volume down

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i kill this, this morning. fucker was digging holes in my yard. tough fucker took 3 bullets

I click the ads in porn websites.

I post my real name in porn video comments.

I like your style user

How tough am I?

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I caused 911 and pinned it on the USA

I play TES Arena.
Without fast travel.