ITT: secrets

ITT: secrets

I am a normal very average human being peacefully inhabiting this Earth.

A few times I've woken up to the sound of my dad standing in my room masturbating to me. It makes me really wet. The first time he did it it was so weird and arousing that I had uncontrollable multiple orgasms. They were so strange and intense. Made me feel weird but so horny at the same time. I'm adopted so I could fuck my dad I think. Now I walk around the house in skimpy outfits to tease him. I know he looks at me and wants me. Pic related. I wore this around on Sunday. I bet he was so hard for me.

Tits/time stamp or gtfo

Well that certainly wasn't an autistic work of fiction and falsehood. I am not a fool for taking this as fact
fake and gay

That's super hot. Tell us more, please.

Dear fellow human. Why do you think that I am not a normal very average human being? I am simply here to enjoy baseball ,basic cable television and bear. Nothing not normal about that I would say. Maybe you are not the normal average human!

I enjoy fapping on omegle for young girls to watch and join in

This is my half sister. I'm going to try to fuck her the next time we hang out.

Godspeed user

My mom's friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

no you aren't you pathetic faggot

i fingered my half sister when we were at a family meeting

How exactly do you enjoy bear?

I've made out with my step daughter when she came home drunk one night. Pic related.

didnt actually graduate uni. parents+wife dont know

I half fingered my sister when we were meeting at a family

I'm dating a hebe mom with an incest fetish, it's the most fun relationship I've ever had. The sex is crazy.

We fantasize about teaching her 13yo daughter to be a good lil fuck toy, had sex on her bed when she was away for the weekend, and she agreed to wearing her daughter's clothes during sex. She likes the thought of corrupting a teenage girl, gets off on it hard.

She was molested by her dad when she was young, dealt with it by becoming a sex crazed monster. It owns.

Ive been hiding a mental illness to my family for years. i have no plans on revealing because i feel i am at the end of this madness

wife material right there user
does she have a sister?

No, she's an only child

so what are you going to do once the daughter is an adult and no longer fantasy material?

Is she/you both grooming her daughter for sex? Or is it just a fantasy?

It'll be years until she's an adult, plus there's plenty of other teenage girls out there

We're poking her, seeing if she responds to anything, but overall it'll very likely just stay fantasy

I do everything i can to have my sister stay the night when she comes over from her moms house so i can fondle her at night

I have a half sister i love to fondle as she sleeps but i never get any more opportunities

Got sloppy seconds from gfs sister at a party in the upstairs bathroom

>We're poking her
Like how?
You should maybe let her catch you having sex were you're fully going at it. Or for her to come out of her room and she's giving you a blowjob on the couch or something?

I have a girlfriend that I love very much, but I think I'm developing a crush for someone else. Is this normal? Will it just go away? I love my gf.

>but overall it'll very likely just stay fantasy

set up some hidden cameras user. even if it never goes anywhere you can still fuck your gf while she watches footage of her daughter masturbating in bed.

I'm black and I want to marry a white girl, have children, and live the rest of our lives peacefully so I can counteract the statistics of black fathers leaving or abusing their spouse.

Unfortunately, I will probably die before I meet any girl.

2 gfs > 1gf

I can't imagine being with anyone other then him. I want to tell him that I might be in love with him.

>Like how?
Sexual/incest related jokes, inviting her to cuddle with us when we're both wearing next to nothing, stuff like that

>You should maybe let her catch you having sex were you're fully going at it. Or for her to come out of her room and she's giving you a blowjob on the couch or something?
We made sure she hears us when we have sex by leaving the door slightly open, and our actions get riskier. Last week my gf sucked me off in the kitchen with the kiddo right next door

>set up some hidden cameras user. even if it never goes anywhere you can still fuck your gf while she watches footage of her daughter masturbating in bed.
We thought about that since we have the suspicion that she watches our porn when we're not around. We'll see if our curiosity will be enough to actually set up cameras.

Grn text pls

fag....but thats rough, if its a friend you run the risk of losing them forever but what if they feel the same way and are struggling about telling you just the same? faggot

are u female human being?

Not trying to fight the stereotype of black men avoiding black women at all huh?

If there was a real chance to have sex with her daughter sometime in the future would the GF actually give the green light?

Just got out of a relationship and I somehow I'm inlove with another girl already. Fuck knows how and ages ago she once tried to talk to me. No clue why I turned that down.

I like to fuck my ass with dildos when my wife and kids are out of the house.

Yes
>inb4 tits or gtfo

I just get my wife to do it for me.

Gf used a cucumber to bate with and we put it back in the fridge.

Mfw we had chicken salad that night and watched the family eat her pussy juice

There's a real chance, but only if the kiddo shows interest or initiates it, we don't want to very likely ruin her future. So no rape or otherwise forced stuff, but we did talk about maybe dosing her with XTC to get her in the mood.
If I did that without my gf present I'd be in the deepest shit. We have an agreement that if this happens she has to be an active part. She wants to teach her, and I'd be the "stuntcock" at first.

We do that too but the mood has to be right and everything. It's a lot quicker to do it by myself.

That's an almost impossible stereotype to escape at this point. I hate my own race physically as well as mentally so I have no real choice to avoid the women. If I didn't hate my own race then I wouldn't be here typing this post on the nigger hate board. If I met a nice black girl then I'd have to make an exception but you and I both know there is a slim chance of that happening in the future. It's happened once in the past but she started dating niggers and changed.

Either way, I can't do anything about it. I'm just attracted to whites because they just look normal.

I dropped a rock from an overpass and it killed a bus driver. Eventually got charged.

I still send his widow little rocks in the mail to fuck with her.

I've fucked my younger sister. Not forced, she initiated.

My girlfriend is out of town, and while I do love her, I want to fuck someone else while she's not here.

Not fag, am grill. We're more then friends but not in a relationship and not planning on it for reasons but I am secretly falling for him way more then I expected, quickly.

Like, I said, might be love. Makes me nervous.

My friend had a rabbit in a hutch in his backyard. One day I snuck in there and cut off one of his ears with scissors. Rusty bled to death. Feels badman.jpg

Stop hating yourself, user. You got to accept your color bro. Self-hate only leads to more hate.

that's always a tricky situation.

I can't advise much except be careful. you can't change how you feel, but you can change how you act on those feelings.

either way, good luck user. I hope it works out one way or another.

Nice! Yeah I guess stepdad/daughter sex happens often, probably have to wait till she's at least not a virgin anymore for her to maybe think about it but you would know better than me?

Me and my gf are trying to find a guy to fuck her while we record it

Some hot chick passed out at a party I was at. I pulled her pants down and had sex with her. She didn't wake up and from what I gather, she never realized. I just wiped her up and put her pants back in. Rejoined the party.

Use Tinder

I live I am acreage outside Beaumont in Alberta. I shoot out people's windows in town with my .22. Pretty funny.

I'd love to be her first, but although her body is ready her mind isn't. She's still a child/virgin and it shows. It's confusing as fuck.

The old "drug and fuck" always gets it done!

I'll fuck your gf hard in her asshole and record you watching

Do you think her pussy could take your cock atm?

That's easier said than done. I'm pretty much mostly turned off of black women in this stage in life. It's like when you hear about a guy turned off of females and only faps to guys now. Not really sure what I'm supposed to do here. It kind of feels like I'm cursed or brainwashed. I see something in the news and think "Sup Forums was right. I fucking hate niggers"

I brought 12 balls of yarn to school and me and my buddy literally wrapped the school up in yarn. The resource officer couldn't get out because the doors were tied shut and there was this national emergency. Never came clean. We have a pact now.

Secretly fucked my friends gf.

We smoke weed around her, and recently offered her the joint, just to poke again. But all we got were big eyes. Such a shame.

No idea, but I kind of doubt it for reasons.

I have some rohypnol.

She has a penis

Where are you from? 20y/o stud here

I'm married with 3 kids, but I've been letting some dude bareback me weekly for several months. I think I might be gay :(

I don't mind that tbh. Pic related

Liverpool, uk

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It doesn't make you gay ya know

>I think I might be gay :(
Can you fall in love with guys? Then maybe. Otherwise no.

I throw frequent house parties for the sole intention of using a hidden cam to film my female house guests pissing. My girlfriend would kill me if she ever found out.

It's only gay if the balls touch

I have been fucking a friends mom for a few years now

Post your grabbings

I know. I empathize. I'm saying this from experience. I used to hate my skin. I hated it for the longest time i remember I wanted to be white so bad. But then some things happened and I reevaluated what I was surrounding myself with. I had grown to hate myself because of the racist and heavily white environment I was in. It took a long time to accept who I am, but it's not impossible. Not saying your in the same situation, I'm saying it's important to reevaluate the things around you and find the source of that hatred. About the black women part, that sounds like sexual preference to me homie. No worries about that. You do you.

I know you said of course no rape obviously and you want her to be willing and drugs to just get the party started, but if you did wanted to drug her out cold to fuck her that would be a slam dunk, would the GF green light that if that's what you wanted?

I raped a girl once. Fuck that was hot.

>I still send his widow little rocks in the mail to fuck with her.
No, you didn't and no, you don't

Our dog has been fucking me a couple times a day for about 3 years; and my husband and kids have no idea. I love the knot!!

>drug her out cold to fuck her that would be a slam dunk, would the GF green light that if that's what you wanted?
Doubtful since we both want her to be willing and lucid-ish. It's no fun if she's just a limp body.

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I love near a Jewish cemetery. Bern kicking down graves for a few weeks. Been in the news twice. Pepe is proud

>I brought 12 balls of yarn to school and me and my buddy literally wrapped the school up in yarn.
>12 balls of yarn
>literally wrapped the school
You failed geometry, didn't you

Fuck. I'm in Birmingham and there's no way I'd travel 150 miles for that.

Started masturbating when i was 8

Nursefag here. I once accidentally gave a PT the wrong meds. They ended up in ICU but I never said a word.

I meet my boyfriend from my username being posted on a kikslut thread. Been together for a year and 3 months now and we're still embarrassed to tell people how we really meet.

M or f?

You do know that you will have to lube her asshole beforehand

Would you go there as a last resort if you knew it was never going to happen with her? Or still not the plan.

Birmingham you say, where abouts?

I started masturbating when I was 6. Get on my level

My stepdaughter is becoming hot
Wat do?

I have a long term bf, but I've been having sex with some guy I work with. The work guy has a very huge dick, but he's not dating material. But he rings my bell. Holy.

If bf found out he'd probably kill himself. Ugh.

Yardley. Near to the old Swan