...was he serious?

...was he serious?

FUCKING CHAD NORMIE SCUM

Of course not

>And then there was laughter.

Kinda mean of them to laugh at him on air for being a virgin

>being a virgin in 2016

Might as well kill yourselves

>Not getting a joke

What is wrong with you people?

kek

someone definitely shot up a school over that one

I'm 21 and virgin

Should I an hero?

i'm 26 and virgin, don't an hero, just buy a fleshlight.

I can't think of something sadder than a man purchasing a fleshlight

>tfw only ever had sex with one single girl my entire life

We started dating almost 3 years ago and I lost my virginity to her, we're still together

I'm generally happy, but there is a part of me who regrets not having had sex with other women....

No, that's good user. Only if she lost her virginity to you though, otherwise you're just a cuck.

He's never had sex with women is what he's trying to say

why? women purchase dildos and vibrators and they can get laid just by walking out their front door. nothing to be ashamed about wanting to enhance your masturbation.

just go and fuck a whore, get it out of your system, if you don't catch anything she'll never know

>literally has pics of him with a pornstar/model (she's a fucking whore, bottom line) in a bedroom where she's wearing his jersey

It was clearly a joke. The man has laid more pipe than NYC plumbers.

nah he's a virgin, just like you.

I fucked last night

Tim Tebow is also a virgin.

just because you take it up the ass doesn't mean you're not a virgin. vaginal penetration and ejaculation only.

>a man

Didn't know your mom has a dick.

no

>you're not a virgin right user?
>wait you're STILL a virgin in this day and age?

That's not what I heard.

wow, i guess she does. does she gag you and tie you up too?

No she does that for your dad after he's done prepping her bull.

I still can't believe these books are real.

my dad is the bull, son.

Is Tebow still an virgin?

No your other dad

Gronk gets mad pussy

you mean me?

is he married? if hes not married hes definitely a virgin. he is saving himself for sure

>it's now ok to be a virgin
VINDICATED

Nope I'm the other dad you were the lucky one on the paternity test

my mom doesn't like canadians, she says they have erectile dysfunction.

>Book one
How many Gronk erotica novels can you write, before you start rehashing the same sexual puns? I bet one of the books is just 50% 'Deflate his balls' jokes.

I thought only paid actors had sex?

Maybe they're all 5000 words like Chuck Tingle's books.

>Pounded In The Butt By A Deflated Football

No, your mom's just fat.

Yep. I follow the author on Twitter. Check out her Ted Cruz erotic novel.

I think this came out before that, desu.

...

It's like Charlie Sheen saying he's never touched drugs in his life.

>Ted Cruz erotic novel
DAHNALD

>Delegate Deep Throats.