Suicide Squad Suicide Watch

Review Embargo lifted and this is the first review on RT. Yikes. Post your predictions as well as links to any other reviews.

rottentomatoes.com/m/suicide_squad_2016/

Who cares about the opinion of a shitty actor?

Marvel shill

DC cucks on suicide watch!

>joyless, formulaic action pic
Why not just say glib facsimile

what butt cheeks???

>joyless
>butt cheeks

roger moore confirmed for worst bond

embargo hasn't even been lifted yet

GLIB FASCIMILE

CAPEKINO

THIS IS NOW THE OFFICIAL MARVEL VICTORY THREAD

MARVEL: 999999
DC: -999999

He's not a marvelcuck either. The man speaks the truth DCucks

BETTER MAKE A PRAYER CIRCLE

It's over.

HE'S JUST A FUCKING MARVEL SHILL

THE GUY GAVE CIVIL WAR THE SAME SCORE

>people are still treating Rotten Tomatoes as gospel after Ghostbusters

Embargo isnt lifted yet, like 3 more hours.

he's not that roger moore, just a glib facsimile

guy gave Inglorious Basterds 1/4 lol

>Margot Robbie
>Buttcheeks

So....was there some added in post?

>joyless
>butt cheeks

>Trailers are just a bunch of cool scenes with no fucking indication of what the plot is.

Literally Amazing Spider-Man 2 all over again.

m-marvel cuck!

Oh boy this is going to be a SECOND FRESH REVIEW tier disaster

What buttcheeks lmao

Inglorious Bastards was a shitty boring movie.

What a great guy.

WTF, he give CW 2/4 star and rotten rating? I think this guy just hate popcorn flick then.

This.
Looks like cucks never learn.

it's just for shitposting reasons

Well it is a shit movie after all.

>Roger Moore
The guy who gave SW7 a glib facsimile and a fresh rate to BvS?

Seeing this cucks other reviews confirms suicide squad will be close to 90%

This cuck just wanted early clicks

Wouldn't a D be a 2/5?

what does he like?

What color is your hair, OP?

I thought it's just one hour?

I can understand just because of Mélanie Laurent

That doesn't help his credibility. Civil War isn't as good as The Winter Soldier, but still in no way deserves a rotten score. I think he may just hate capeshit altogether.

who's ready for some Marvel Victory threads?

SAVAGE

I'll wait for the webms with the butt cheeks tho.

GREEN

He is right btw

>tfw you realise they shaved will smith to prevent us from giving him a JUST hairline

>eveeything is shit
>Sup Forums the reviewer
OUR GUY

Why does he care about Pepper Potts?

So he has taste then?

What will Sup Forums approved youtube celebrities most likely say?
Angry Joe will love it. Expect him to say it saves the DCEU. To be honest, Joe had the best BvS review out of all I've checked (I've seen like ten of them), but he's also a fanboy, so his opinions a a bit skewered. Also expect a lot of praise for casting, easter eggs and attention to details. 9/10.

RLM will hate it, because hating big cape movies is money. It has been working well ever since MoS (which was legit crap, but that's besides the point). Formula worked fantastic with BvS, and they tried to repeat it with CW, so this one will get panned as well. RLM aren't critics, they are comedians, they know what people watch them for. Mike will hate it because he hates capeshit, Rich will hate it cause he's a Marvel fanboy, only person who may like it is Jay, probably for designs of Enchantress monsters or overall gritty tone, but Jay has proven to be a Marvel shill (only person to defend CW), so I doubt it will happen. Expect a ton of criticism towards Leto and Robbie.

Cuckman will like it. 4/5, right step for DC, etc. Bland as always.

Jeremy Jahns will like it a lot, like 4/5. Will praise casting, soundtrack and such.

Anyone else?

Who?

This whole post is some next level mixture of hero worship and cringe

guys is it too early to start the prayer circle
WE CANT LET MARVEL WIN! PLEASE!!!

>I was only pretending to be a cuck

>very few people remember the glib facsimile guy
sad really

>"formulaic"
MARVEL FLICKS ARE FORMULAIC AS SHIT YOU SHILL REEEEEEEEEE

Cause he's a whole foods shopping beta numale faggot

>when the fascimile too glib

And he give Civil War a big rotten, mate. What's funny is that this guy give BvS a fresh tomatoes so fuck him and his shit taste.

>removed

>Gave civil war a rotten
>Gave bvs fresh
>Have star wars 7 a rotten
>Gave Ghostbusters a rotten
>Gave mad max a rotten
>Gave inglorious bastards a rotten

Hmmmmmm

/OUR GUY/

Are you implying Ghostbusters should have been a fresh?

He's still my favorite bond.

Probably that he's a contrarian

>Caring about reviews after Ghostbusters got better reviews than Warcraft.

Never again Sup Forums

let it go blizzard drone, let it go

Never

Comicbookcast

>the review got removed

WB already on full damage control mode

He's literally the less legit version of this guy.

>if a woman can't stomach chocolate cake, then she must feed on the souls of men

THIS IS MARVEL KEK

>ROGER MOORE

Glib facsimile guy telling it like it is! Kinda.

What is wrong with this man?

>THE PRAYER CIRCLE IS WORKING!!

Patrician taste tbqh, Uno Farto's last good film was 20 years ago.

Civil War was pretty mediocre and tedious.

Now you realize capeshit threads are almost entirely shills and newfags.

More like he's a marvel hater check his review.

The embargo hasn't been lifted yet. Poor guy is gonna get ostracised by WB

Complete honesty here - I hope it bombs so I can bully DCfriends some more

Can't say for sure, but given the company it's in, I'd say D is more like a 1/4 (with F probably being resigned for the Birdemic tier)

>gave adam sandler the D for eight crazy nights

Look in the mirror, plenty of things to bully yourself for :^)

Joe's BvS review was shit
Killing Superman this early isn't that big of a deal it's a fucking shit story anyway with shit villains and it's a decent way to assemble the Justice League.

>starring Margot Robbie's butt cheeks.
Well, I'm sold.

Marvel is for Chads
DC is for beta nu male cucks

common knowledge desu

because he was a crybaby using a thesaurus to sound cool around teenagers on Sup Forums.. over a fucking star wars movie.

Anyone else disappointed that the shitstorm for this wont hit BvS shitstorm levels?

Based

So is DC capeshit dead?
Does this mean that Disney will have the monopoly in producing superhero crap?

>Starring an empty void so empty it's draining the nearby area of all energy and matter

Ftfy

What's it like being as clueless as WB

Out of all that he gave BvS a fresh. wtf lol

Inglorious Basterds was shit, fuck off Tarantino fanboy.

So when is the embargo lifted?

MOM'S

WHAT DID HE GIVE PACIFIC RIM?

100 minutes

Lel no

>Deadshot negotiates for his daughter’s future, his price for becoming a good guy. Private education, all the way to the Ivy League. And if she’s not sharp enough to get in on her own?

>“I need you to ‘white people’ that thing.”

Aw, snap!
>It's an uppity negro flick
I bet its audience is elated. kek