Anons, i just had the worst experience of my life, involved two websites, one was this, the other was tinder...

Anons, i just had the worst experience of my life, involved two websites, one was this, the other was tinder, ama or Kik me nels0n_drake. I'm getting drunk right now

got class in an hour but I'll join you for now, got me some Jameson

Hows your day going?

What the fuck? Your life must be boring as fuck if the worst shit for you happens online.

Jesus Christ!

Also, post some dick pics

Happened irl, was a tinder fuck. I feel nauseous now

staggy fleshy

Are you the faggot who's girl just sent another user nudes?

it's alright been studying and righting a research paper for organic chem

We got hacked yesterday morning and lost every cent from out bank account. Have to wait until 9 when their claims department opens to find out what the fuck the bank plans to do about it because their "claims dispute" office is closed on Sunday thanks to fucking christfags. So, depending on that phone call an hour from now, I'll be joining you with tequila and absinthe and a percocet and about 6 benzos.

Offhand you guys know where to see some really good, really explicit gore? I don't care about the circumstances or victims.

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been a long night, thank god for adderal

Nice shit, I'm meant to be in class but there's no way in hell i could face it now
No, I'm the faggot who fucked someone because "you have to deliver op you'll be a legend"

That fucking sucks man, hope it works out. How do you rate your chances?

debating on going to mine as well, but need to pass this, last hard class then everything else is a joke

OK OP you went and met this girl after Sup Forums told you to. What happened next? I'm here for you dude

Ah man I'm 18 i really need to be attending now so i get into uni but i just cant after today. I'll try and di some work later. Push through user you'll make it

I did a tinder thread a while back and this girl sent me nudes after 8 messages (i shit you not)

Anyway made a Kik group at the end of the thread because bantz were substantial

They wanted me to fuck her for the meme. I couldn't regret it more

yea man i hear you, i'm almost out of college, only one year after this semester. gotta get into a nice uni

What went wrong? Did you underperform? Do you feel guilty? Was it just an awkward shitshow?

repost the nudes and full story you fag

She came many times i came 0. And i can't think of anything worse than having a wank right now I'd rather have blue balls

You in the uk too?

i mean atleast it wasn't 0 for 0 on both ends

So you came, you saw, you conquered.(No pun intended) Why the fells bro?

feels

nah, US

She was just so disgusting oh my fucking god. Her vagina smelt of death and i was hitting it for a well over an hour with no results. I didn't even come close. Could too much porn and fapping have caused this?

Pretty high that they'll rule in our favor, some little prick chinese keyboard monkey ground away at his organ until he hacked my husband's email, then used it to buy online videogame currency because what else are those smelly little fuckers gonna spend money on? On the other hand, I've got a terminal fucking illness and went into arrhythmia yesterday and it's not like we could afford a doctor with ZERO FUCKING CENTS.

Husband was supposed to have dental surgery today but has to postpone that too, fucking up his jaw in the process, because there's a copay and we have ZERO CENTS.

But what really, really, really makes me want to mouthfuck an infant is that "Dispute Center is closed on Sunday!" cockshit the happy little customer service whore spewed at us yesterday. THE POLICE DON'T GET A DAY OFF FROM STOPPING CRIME, YOU DON'T GET A DAY OFF FROM FIXING IT YOU CUMDRENCHED DICKSACKS.

See I should have been able to answer you simply but that's why I need the drugs and alcohol. My heart rate is 140.

Good luck man

I'd say it was 50/50

I know its a joke really now to me

Holy fucking shit, ok you're having a worse day month and year than me
That's fucking awful. American healthcare? Thank god for the NHS

man my writing is fucked should totally skip now, going full autism

I don't know what's up with me recently, I've been having hour wanks and then the other day i have a two and a half hour one, albeit stopping and starting because i was sexting

I didn't see all the pictures in that thread what happened ?

Pop a few adderall and keep going nig

just took some at 6 but those trips decide i take another.

some context, its almost 9 here

Post the nudes?

kek

Stupid faggot. I feel for you Sup Forumsro

Hahaha grind it out. What are they like? I've never taken them, helpful?

American healthcare. Where you pay out the ass when you're healthy, and then get reamed up the ass when you're in danger. The land in the US is beautiful, the people living here can go deepthroat a pinecone.

very helpful, i take the extended release kind, basically allow me to all nighters, its hard to explain how they feel for me

So it was like Germany vs Brazil at the world cup

Damn

Brazil got one

Need to try those

The UK is honestly underrated. Just avoid chav scum

I'm trying to post a collage but it's saying file too large
I only have a couple things saved and only one is a real nude. They're very deceiving

i get them as a prescription but i hear people sell them for like 5-10$ usually

why hasnt this happened

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Post them individually then.

was good talking to you user but i gotta get these classes in, good luck and get into a good uni

Hopefully this shit posts. 10th attempt or so. Now screenshotted a screenshot of a screenshot of screenshots . Please kek

Thank fuck, there it is anons. She did not look like that and even then they're not great pics

Good luck man, all the best!

Nice trips too

Posted ^^^ sorry about the wait the shit wouldn't send

What was her vagina smell like? She looks good in the pictures I would think her vagina smells nice

Well user i made the same mistake, i cant even describe it just salty and horrible? It just smelt nasty like i honestly dont know how to put it. Also it looked like a Subway sandwich but i was hitting it from the back so i didn't have to see too much

That's some real shit in there. I understand the customer service being closed on weekends but why the police?

I mean, come on!

Why you guys don't wash yourselves first.

I was clean as a whistle, can hardly tell her to go wash her dirty fanny

Oh, Sorcha and her subway flaps!

Turns out it'll take the whole week for them to figure out we didn't suddenly move to China and attempt to withdraw all of the money from our accounts in order to spend it on video game currency. Sharp motherfuckers they got at 5/3rd.