Bread for alle

Bread for alle

ancient gif is ancient


cooking shows will kill me one day

Maybe if I move abroad someday lol

maybe i should finally put my name on.

You could try a movie website, tho I don't know any

all the grills flock to you..

wait this is a gay thread, girls are for straight people

I DONT MEAN TO TRICK YOU INTO STRAIGHTNESS

honestly at this point i dont know if i have the willpower to stop watching the cooking shows.


end times are near.

Then your fate is sealed ids habbenig

YOU BETTER NOT, NOW TELL ME HOW ALL THE *BOYS* WOULD FLOCK TO ME

rip me

all the boys' butts would be presented for you by the time you finished saying "hey there guys"

user we knew ye well

HNNNNNG too much butt for one lil banana O/////////O

good image.

I've got a few more that are similar if'n you'd like

My kind of people
Civil, unlike these fucking Animals

Hey-O

I'm both

Ok

>Dek
Sup babe?

Still bigger sloooot than meeee

go for it

gonna become big banana soon enough.

(ᴗ)

not much. you?

That's ok, I like being little
I bet all the boys flock to you too with DATASSSSSSS

Chillin like a villain

neato. more cooking shows for the cooking show god

Hey
Just because I've fuck girls, guys and ben fucked back by both guys and girls

Kinda miss being pegged

You gave me nothing to reply with! What can I say
I also was waiting on Snarf's bro to get in the car to take him home.

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I wanna live your sex life so bad

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I suppose but are you ready for hockey, ehs, soorys, and French?

probably, but i wouldnt know i dont stay out long enough to figure out

it was supposed to be a face but it didnt make it out of 4channels filter.
:(

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UGGGH I JUST WANT SOMEONE'S BUTT SO BAD

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Idk
Being raped and bleeding then beaten for bleeding wasn't fun.
Or the countless let downs and drama.
Its why I drink and do so many drugs.

French would be hard to learn. I have brain damage so its been hard to keep remembering English. Let alone kinda hard to read and spell English. Waiting on VA so I can get hearing aids since the damage has been messing up my hearing too.

Boooo
Got Netflix?

play with your own?

Well, everything else then
It's not the same thiiiiing

Where a condom
Or poopoo will go up yo pee hole
Can get UTIs and worse

Whew, thanks for the advice

Join Snarf's (aka mine) harem?
You can plow his and mine and I'll plow yours

the sun is coming up

i want someone to use my butt

yeah i do, why?

I could always pretend
I would if we weren't on different continents :c

Mystery Science Theater 3000 is on Netflix
At the end of the month another come back season
Funny show to watch old movies

It's only parts of Canada I believe and goddamn dude, your life follows close to my friend's, I won't go into details, but let me just say I'm glad you're alive and (hopefully) living a decent happy life

>blizzard changed battlenet to be the "blizzard app"
what the actual fuck

there, there. it could be worse.

it's a show that plays old movies? or what is it?

Different planets?

Different galaxies

Different universes

It plays old(ish) movies and 3 ppl in the audience make jokes I believe

we could be 1000 years apart, that's probably even worse.

I should really go to bed but im not going to.

We wouldn't even know each other lol

oh that sounds interesting, ill check it out sometime when i get bored.

exactly!

D: Horrible!

dix

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I KNOW!

Hahaha I already know you're fapping to my lewds

Not really
Ma had me at age 15
Almost got aborted like my younger sibling
Grandma raised me alone
Dropped on head and fell off things and hit head as a baby
Raped at age 7 and 19
Grandma kills self when I'm 12
Rejected a lot because Utah is a (R) state ran by Mormons who hate single parent moms and fags
Ma takes care om grampa
Grampa an alcoholic
Used to beat the shit out of me for no reason
Since I was 5
He was busted beating me at age 13 and told to back off or be homeless
So instead head come home dunk and stand by my bedroom yelling how I should have been aborted and I'm a useless piece of shit
All step dads ignored me and left me places and had to walk home
Age 18 got an appointment because new step dad had a son with joint custody and didn't want to lose him so he threw me out before I finished high school and told my mom I ran away

Got a gf tell roommate girl got jelly and made everyone hate me and stole everything. Become homeless for a week tell ma and step dad got another house and let me and gramps and their friends live in old one
Only Elementary to Middle school friend wants to be gf after so long. Chests on me right next to me when I was asleep.

Join Army, and get new gf. Rejected because different and had shit together for being 19. Come home to gf for xmas to find she has a new bf and engaged behind my back. Later on legs stop working and using crouches to get around while physical therapy helps to make it possible to walk again but not the same ever again. Winter and rain bring lighting pain of agony and meds don't work, just herbs.

Get job at Airport. Bosnian hates me for being gay. Accused me of terrorism and lose work insurance and sent to two hospital s and trans ported by Gold Cross Ambulance between hospitals
Now $15K in medical debt and no one will hire me so $4k in peraonal debt.
Waiting on VA for help since Jan but told they can't do anything tell April 13th

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D: This is too horrible, other subject now
GOATS
I never implied otherwise

I'd like to do that but I don't want it sliding out

They are forced to watch BAD movies and they commentary it
Its funny
They even make bits between clips
Go watch

Ran out of text

>waiting tell April 13th
To find out if rejected by VA or Accepted
And making a lawsuit against Bosnian terrorist

So I'm in 6 layers of Hell
Snarf is taking care of me since this happened since I supported him for 2 years. And his family is happy to have me that they want to disown him and his younger bro that I just picked up from work

clench harder.


Oh god the sun is shining right in my eyes someone please help

Hahaha
Wem tells me when he is and some times sends pics of his cum shots
Makes me laugh and Snarf likes seeing the pics too (suck a perv)

CLOSE THE BLINDS BEFORE IT BLINDS US!!

Mm, he sent me one of those too once heheh

I DONT HAVE BLINDS I ONLY HAVE CURTAINS AND THEY ARE TOO THIN TO BLOCK SUNLIGHT

baa fuck i sneez a lot

i will soon, playing buddy barracks 2

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Sometimes I sneeze from looking at bright lights, is that normal?

actually, yes, especially if they switch on suddenly.

sun sneezing is an actual thing. lights could probably trigger that too.

I wonder why it happens

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I think so, i sneeze some during the day, and i try to hold it in so it sounds really silly.

StarCraft is being remastered and Diablo 3 is getting a massive update like 5 armor sets ready from the stash. Kinda like Diablo 2 did with the two sets. So you don't have to grind on organization and preping a single set over and over.
PS4 and XBone are getting Seasons and possibly BattleNet support again.

I laugh when he sends him sexing his pals with him

Take a blanket you don't mind using as a wall to cover it

Ok, its what Snarf has me watching while I wait on the VA

the human creature is not perfect. there are glitches.

I love to sneeze, let it blast like a fricking cannon and as hard as possible
Are you trying to make me jealous again

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>"According to the hypothesis, the photic sneeze reflex is caused by a confusion of nerve signals in pathways very near one another. Since sneezing is such a sudden and involuntary reflex, the cause is probably located in the nervous system, which is capable of transmitting signals very quickly."


Thats all well and dandy but why did they have to forsake the battle net brand and rename the launcher?

don't have any extra blankets tbh


I don't like sneezing because people make fun of me for it. My sneeze is very girly.

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Aways
Sent another kik image of Snarf being helpless

Dawww

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Jesus dude, I don't even know how to respond... I'd like to say something comforting but what would it mean from a complete stranger, "sorry" doesn't even come close, I can say that you're a strong mofo for not giving up tho and I sincerely hope that you never do,

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i see. are you enjoying it?

i try to be nice and not blow the persons' ears off whoever sits next to me

Tbh I don't even have one :/ and can't get one cuz I'm still at my parents house so that would be weird

Not but seriously, it's so fuckin good. Feels almost like a mini-orgasm

I live with family and I've got like 4 toys. drawers are convenient

it's the second most enjoyable thing that a man can experience other than an orgasm.

Damn right
ATCHOO

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I heard its 1/8 of an orgasim but I've never sneezed more than 3 in row

Yea but I want a bad dragon and while they're not super intrusive they'll definitely want to know stuff plus I wouldn't use it as often as id like and such

My record is 5