Let's start a new religion, Sup Forums.
Post a commandment and a figure you'd like to canonize.
>Dubs become holy law
>Double dubs become holy law, figure becomes a Saint/Bodhisattva/whatever title you'd like to give them.
>Trips becomes High Holy Law, figure becomes a lesser deity
>Quads becomes Highest Law, figure you've nominated ascends to the Council of the Highest of the High.
>Quints or higher becomes heresy, figure you've nominated becomes The Great Enemy.
Let's start a new religion, Sup Forums
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Wearing socks on Tuesday is prohibited.
The gentlemanly art of fisticuffs is the sacred way of settling all arguments that cannot be righted with a sound talking-to.
To every board its topic, and to Sup Forums only the shit that can't work on other boards.
Traps are always and forever will be... Gay.
Carry condoms wherever you carry your penis.
Op is a faggot.
rolling for this
*Unzip your penis every night*
A man has the right to sodomy with his wife, she shalt deliver the buttstuff to sootheth his desires.
This needs dubs.
All must hit the showers.
PRAISE THE GODS THAT AIN'T HERE YET, WE HAVE OUR FIRST TWO LAWS!
Thou must bone her discretely, as well as fucking her hard.
Okay then, let's hit them.
gook moot is a faggot
using the word homophobe is an attack against god
If thou fappest to traps thou art gay as fuck
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Thou shalt not take politics seriously, for Sup Forums is full of cunts.
Thank you beautiful man.
communism is good
those who disagree go to gulag
Chandy
HAIL THE LESSER GOD MOOT.
IT IS SO.
FRIDAY IS THE MOST SACRED OF DAYS, AND SHALL BE CELEBRATED BY SNAPPIN' INTO A SLIM JIM.
Thou shalt love traps
Using Sup Forums at any point in the rest of your life will ban you from the religion for eternity
Hitler did nothing wrong, those who disagree shall suffer a slow and painful death
Judy Hopps is to be bowed down every sunday, else execution is the price to pay
You forgot to post pictures of those you want to canonize.
The faith shall have no temples; we shall meet and worship at used bookstores and really good bars.
The worship of squirells as deity is paramount, all military issignia will represent their holiness.
All hail our second deity
Musical theater is inherently sacred. Especially Stephen Sondheim.
Those are hulk sized guinea pigs
The God... Pink Guy
Thou shall kill
All followers shall wear what's on the image.
Those are capybaras. They are friends.
All followers of this religion (name btw?) are now immune to the "reply to this or _____ dies" meme
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how does that feel
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If you wear what is in this image you shall be executed immediately because you are a nigger
It's not gay if it's a feminine penis
Feels bad.
immunity to all 'reply to or ___' posts
And yea, the prophets spoke, and they said "Wednesday is for raids on other boards; let there be one raid per Wednesday, and one board per raid, and let the raid be conducted in the manner of greatest lulz."
Rolling
no niggers
Followers must reply to this post or their mothers die in their sleep tonight
traps r gay
Thou art insignificant.
wow user
checked for our lord
Fuck off bot fag
fug u
law confirmed
Holy moly!
What happened to OP?
Also roll
Thou Horse must be rapey
we shall be called "the Order of the Meme Frog"
Thou shalt kek
Thou shalt not roll for another mans post
Thou shall not be ashamed of your dicks
all hail
lord kek has blessed this law
also op is a fag
trips spotted! we have our first commandment!
Cunt
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where tf is OP
,,6Thou shall call homosexuals faggots,but not on Sunday ,for Sunday,and Sunday alone,shall be the day thou remember that thou art a faggot also.
7Thus says the LORD they God who brought you to Sup Forums,to the House of Freedom''
-The H0Ly Biblicon,Gospel of user 4:6-7
can it use this song as a hymn?
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and our lord said, let there be chickens
We submit
rolling
Fap before you go to sleep every night
hail to your faggottry
thou shalt smite the heathens with chicken nuggies
I started this thread and I'm gone now. Fuck you. Fuck your mother. Fuck the horse your mother rode in on. Hold your mother down so the horse your mother rode in on can fuck her. Fuck everything you've ever loved. Fuck David Hasselhoff.
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
You shall only eat humans.
Rolling
Heaven is a huge matrix-like datacenter hosted on the moon in the future which polls souls from the past backuped from right before people die using a read-only time query atomic interface
rolling this. praise to kek
All morbidly overweight girls must be slow-roasted and fed to animals
Heil
jews must die
it is legal to rape goats if your kids have already scaped from the house
Good one
Two thousand post bump
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wow
ignorance is punished.
thou shalt not breed
Nigger.
Praise Kek.
Re roll
Maybe Imperial truth?