Why did England lose most of its dominions besides the shitty ones?

Why did England lose most of its dominions besides the shitty ones?

because shits expensive yo

Basically they demanded independence and they didn't have the manpower to keep everyone quelled.

Look it up, all over google. Turns out big world wars are expensive.

Handed them back cuz we're the nice guys.
Except for India, that place just stank of shit!

And they didn't have the manpower bcz WW2 fucked everyone up real bad.

Same goes for all the other European countries which used to have colonies (France, Germany, Italy)

They didn't, they just replaced their white governors with uncle Tom's like british educated ghandi

they found that you couldn't civilize savages
took home the best trim and premium foods

cose inglend is fagots

You're calling even the United States dominion savages?

ww2 ruined everything.

germany did it all wrong.

name one cultured thing they added to the world.

This pretty much, a case of 'kick em while they're down'. We played a massive role in winning WW2 and this is how our subjects thanked us.

McDonalds

WWII bankrupted the imperial powers and they couldn't afford to keep British troops everywhere. Canada was effectively independent after WWI because they demanded it

tabasco

Canada should have become under the American colonies.

freedom you limey bastard

> freedom
> slave to a corrupt 2-party system
fuck off

Canada is better off that they didn't

>getting triggered over a freedom meme
WEW
LAD

one of the main reasons was that Ataturk raped them, showed people that britain could be fucked. They had an asshole too.
And other small countries rebelled.

sweet america pussy

That thing is for kids.

memes

rock and roll
top tier movies
the fucking Constitution

increased the manliness of football by 1776%

>the fucking Constitution
Honestly, who gives a shit?
A lot of Americans don't really care about the integrity of the US constitution, so why would the rest of the world even give a fuck about its existence?

It's just the magna carta if the magna carta was written relatively recently by a group of autistic libertarian rebels.