Chicago Blackhawks @ San Jose Sharks

9:00 PM CST Start.... oh boy
If you haven't started drinking already, time to catch up.

>eddie's in

Oh thank fucking god

Gay

>just opened my first beer

whew lads. brickstone apa here, what about you guys?

>turned on tv
>saw game was on NBCSN
>almost through beer at the fucking tv
>noticed just in time the game is also on WGN
thank fucking god

>Pat and Eddie together on WGN
>Late game before the holiday

Time to get lit lads.

>tfw no alcohol again

I am disappointed in you.

>turn on csn
>high school girls volleyball

umm

Dude.

I have a spare bottle of absolut. You can have it.

Pollyanna lexical gap

Had a few before, it's decent.

WGN

...

>absolut
I'll just drink the bleach I found lying under the sink. Thank you though.

just opened the second Overrated

>tfw Binnys was a fucking madhouse at noon today

I think I'll keep it on csn. you fellas enjoy crawford, I'll enjoy all this plot.

>go to local place that's packed
>dad at binnys at the same time
>neither had zombie dust

sucks cause I'm in the suburbs for thanksgiving and three floyds doesn't distribute to springfield

Mine was too.
It's understandable drinking really helps when family comes over. Sometimes it's necessary.

They have any bitchin sales for the holidays?

Binnys only ever really puts wine and absolute shit-tier beer on sale

When the fuck is the puck drop? Did the damn Shark get stuck in the ceiling again?!

I think it's slightly delayed because of NBCSN trying to do a double-header

kek

>only absolute shit-tier beer

hey now deschutes has been on sale for about two months and it's a great brewery

>this fucking mic feedback

that's not really on sale, that's not paying a markup as long as you have a binnys card

only thing I've ever seen them actually put on sale is stuff like miller light, bud light, and busch light

>this fucking mic

>This weak anthem

God damn San Jose really?

Someone left this bottle here and I can't get anyone to take it.

Just made my Tito's mule. Delicious.

since when did deschutes distrubute all the way out here

time to make a trip

is it just me or is Pat already slurring just a little bit?

is it just my stream or is the camera really fucked

Please tell me that I'm not the only one noticing the shoddy camera work.

Oh he is

it keeps zooming in and out constantly. I'm concerned the robo cam is back

I didn't notice, i use eddie as my drunken gauge for the duo

DAMNIT BREADMAN

The wgn cameras are a bit wonky

ALL THIS ZOOMING AND MOVING AROUND

IM GONNA THROW UP

THIS CAMERA SHIT DOES NOT HELP MY DRUNKEN ENJOYMENT OF THIS GAME

It's not just you. cameraguy is drunk or just shit

I DIDN'T TUNE IN FOR THE BOURNE HOCKEY EXPERIENCE

I don't remember it being this shitty when the Blackhawks played Montreal though.

>weird zoom
>can't follow puck

This will be a competition of who drank more. The cameraman or pat

tfw this is now an endurance contest

no....this is new

>THE BOURNE HOCKEY EXPERIENCE

>now we're way up high off the ice
the fuck

>tfw Eddie pukes on air in the 3rd from trying to watch his monitor

>competition between cameraman and pat
Nah, fuck that. I'm getting in on this too.
>endurance
this guy gets it

>Cameraman
If it's him, we all fucking lost.

my eyes hurt, fuck

i'm ok with this camera angle. Just for the love of god, don't go back to the other one.

>Saturday night is a 9:30PM game

I am glad this is the last of these fucking circus trips for shit like this.

Such is life in LA.

But it's the last game of the Circus trip.

>not enjoying the drunken insanity that late night regular season hockey brings

How jealous are you west coast cucks?

As long as they don't go into depression and existential dread like the Coyotes-Blackhawks game last year.

fucking late fucking planes

Except that started the winning streak that year and the whole period we were talking about that stuff Crawford didn't give up a goal. We stopped and he gave up 2 or 3

isn't late night hockey better for you aussies?

Boy, i remember that thread. shit got real.

Wait, Rosi is playing?

holy shit he is

I live in the Chicagoland area and dislike it. My aunt from Cali lives it though

Q has been looking for experience and leadership in his bottom pairing. Or some shit like that

He just landed on his ass, so yes. That being said, better him on the ice instead of a certain schmuck who'll turn over the puck as soon as he instantly touches it.

Seabs?

>Hawks first PP
>4 on 4 hockey
Pat is gone.

hahahaha

[BLENDERING INTENSIFIES]

christ that was easy

I had the otherSwedish defensemen who isn't Hammer in mind.


>Sharks score
motherfucker

Of course.

Wtf hawks

Jesus christ

that was quick

Yeah it is, game started at 1pm for me but I had to fly back from another state and my plane got delayed by 2 hours so i barely got home in time for the game, still haven't unpacked. also FUCK

GOD DAMMIT PUCK JUST GO TO YOUR HOME

The hawks making mediocre goalies look amazing again

>the stutter the uh play is back to equal and full strength
Love me some Foley-isms (read: alcohol)

>chances
COME THE FUCK ON GUYS

sup straya

...

>all these wide open shots

JUST PUT IT IN THE FUCKING NET

Fucking tired and feel dirty as shit from flying economy glad to have an excuse to drink, how about you skelebro.

I know what I'm watching now

>everything about that play

>Crawford gives up a shorty
Fuck it, I want that Absolut bottle.

>tfw no PTP to smash

WTF I hate Crawford now

FUCK

Crawford you should have had that.

Seabs completely cut off the middle, you just had to protect the side.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

YOUR SHITCONGO REDDITHAWKS!!!!

Told you. Should have benched seabs

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT CRAWFORD?

Trying to drink away this game, apparently.

>the nasty, dirty, smelly, poopy nigger infested city FORMERLY KNOWN as chicago
>the state of crawshit

Ward bails out pickles

Fuck I wish the plane crashed right now desu

>tfw it's gonna be another shootout

>it's a /who's doing shots here/ in the first period episode

Neat

>Being hungover on Thanksgiving

No thanks.

on the plus side, a blowout increases the chances of Pat and Eddie just no longer giving a fuck by the end of the game

>Not being still drink on Thanksgiving

>he doesn't get drunk on black wednesday, sleep it off, go to his parents/family's house in the afternoon and immediately start drinking again
do you even america

Damn. Hossa needs more malort.