Canucks vs Coyotes: No One Watching Edition

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SUCK DICK 4 PATRICK

"We're a 100 point team" - Jim Benning

CHICKENRUN IS ELITE
2022 NORRIS TROPHY WINNER

TARDY FOR VILARDI

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Kek, nice one non-existent yotes fan

>I think the fans know what we're doing here
t. Jim "JFMSU" Benning

>cunny

Bo is the only reason I haven't stopped watching tbpf

fuck Vancouver

>Sven
>From Europe
>Stick with Cunny written on it

t.apehoop torontonian

LEAVES 4
PHILLY 5

>Philly

Didn't know the Devils moved to Philly, tbqhwyf.

do you guys know a girl named grace

No

Calm down, guys. I can barely keep up with all these posts.

>Cantpucks
>Coyotes
>Anybody giving a fuck

>tfw a few years ago there threads would have constant shitposting 300 posts
>this thread will die under 100

So that was the power of bandwagoning...woah

I still watch every game but I don't post as much because I get tired of posting about how this team is terrible and doesn't even know it

im lurking

people still meme about the canucks in the general

if >hongcouver and >zero cups leave /hoc/ then we will truly be irrelevant

>threads get more posts when team isnt ass
hmm i wonder why

>Coyotes dominating
We truly are the worst

>a few years ago

go to bed grandpa

Hilarious joke my dude
Lmao mike smith is such a retard

BASED BO
FUCK MY BITCH YOU BIG HEADED BEAUTY

BO "SCORED THAT" HORVAT

WEW

>come to thread
>3 goals in 30 seconds

I do

>tfw this is Bo's break out season

It's funny how Stecher has half as many games as Henrik Sedin or Bo Horvat but has more shots.

8th on the team in shots.

Edler is 3rd on the team in shots.

>Canucks in charge of forwards

I'm actually kind of ok with our defensive core in the future outside of badbranson. Just need two years without the aquilinis fucking up the rebuild and we should be ok
>SMIT4

I legit feel bad for the Yotes.

How the FUCK are you worse than the Canucks?

>Smith's overpaid as fuck after 1 good year

>4-1 in the 2nd

Oh how cute, the Canucks are trying to convince us to get our hopes up

>Former Olympic Goaltender Mike Smith

>Literally actually the worse team
>Still better than the Sparkledogs

How?

Lmao
He is the Dan hamhuis of Olympic goalies

>Hamhuis is no longer a Canuck

Are you saying Hamhuis is as bad as Smith, or that he's similar to Smith int hat there are better players who could've made the team?

Mostly "how the fuck did they make the team"
If mike smith got traded to a cup winning team this year he would be a triple gold club member
WEW lad

Listening to the pooyotes broadcast. The announcers are salty af

He was a 7th/8th defenseman and played like 2 games, it's not like there was anyone that was left off for him.

thread is going so fast no one will see that i'm a cuck

"the visor... it's stupid"

>he says with Malhotra as a part of the training staff

fucking badbrandson

I loved hammer but there's no way he was as good as giordano, letang, or seabrook
I get the pick because he rarely made mistakes at the time and was relatively safe but he shouldn't have made the team

Did virtanen do anything today

Seabrook shoots right and you know hockey canada is all about muh 4 left 4 right.

Isn't that the year letang had a stroke?

has he done anything since being drafted?

>5 games with the Sedins
>4 goals, 1 assist

everyone's a fucking Sedin babby except for Eriksshit

I hate kippers more than any other trip fag on this whole site

BUT MUH INTERNATIONAL LEVEL CHEMISTRY XD

oops, should've said it was Sutter***

Skated fast for a few games and chimped out a couple times

Too bad burrows is 85 years old, I like this bae bo bu line

>cantpucks

will the sedin's get traded as a pair or will they go to seperate teams to chase a cup?

retire with dignity

This
They have lived more than half their lives here now and are a huge part of the community. I don't think it would be a popular move to move them. I hope they have a spot with the organization after retirement

Sedin's are too loyal. They would retire before going to another team

holy shit muh nigga bo has 4 points tonight...

NHL team*

they'd probably go back to Modo

PING
No four point night for you bowie

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damn, you right

horvat needs to tighten up a bit defensively

good to see him play so well

gg coyotes fans

Assuming there are any here.

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