You have 10 SECONDS to name a better condiment than Ketchup.
>protip: you can't.
You have 10 SECONDS to name a better condiment than Ketchup
Pickles
sriracha sauce
Ranch
/thread
BBQ sauce
piss off, the only thing worse than ketchup
Bugers and cum
The greatest condiment ever is a condiment for which no condiment greater can be thought of.
This perfect condiment exists in my mind.
It would be made greater if it existed in reality as well.
Therefore, this perfect condiment exists in reality.
Savora.
vive la france.
Ketchup isn't a compliment it's a seasoning you dumb American fuck
Smegma
Green sauce.
Catsup
Catsup
Fine then mayonnaise is number #1
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Mustard, motherfucker!
Mustard. Zero calories, lard asses.
Mustard
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>Dumb American fuck
>Can't spell "condiment"
Kill yourself
Its also my favourite gender
Catsup
I really should read through these threads before I post
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not literally zero, but clearly healthier yeah.
Mayoketchup
Ketchup ranking:
1. Pumpkin Ketchup
2. Tomato Ketchup
3. Banana Ketchup
And we have a winner.
ketchup with sriracha in it.
Obviously mayonnaise.
honeymustard
/thread
Pink shit's for salads, homeboy.
Mustard
mustard, it's like ketchup but not for retards
This one's for everything my nigga
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Marinara sauce
All condiments have their place and use. Can't say one is better than the other.
Salt
It's a condiment by definition. Without it, your ketchup is nothing.
This is some god mode shit
I mixed some sriracha up with my ketchup last night because I ran out of spicy Tabasco ketchup it was great
jackie chan... FUCK
I like the Tabasco ketchup more but this is God tier
Salsa is the best selling condiment in the world. Look it up
Buttermilk sauce
Heinz 57
A1
Cattlemans bbq
Mayonnaise.
/thread
Ajvar!!
hellman's
Semen
Mayonnaise
>A1
My nigga. A1 is good with damn near everything. Mix it up in some hamburgers and grill them. Toss some on a meatloaf. makes a great dip for Great Value chicken tendies as well.
YES!
Tartar sauce
Dark ale mustard.
Every other condiment besides ketchup
Spicy bbq. I use Dave's devil spit
Llajua
any
Thousand island
Chick-fil-a sauce
Mayo Keptchup Mustard mix.
salsa passed ketchup almost 20 years ago as the #1 condiment
C U M
Sate saus
youre mom
xDD
Southwest sauce
/thread
curry ketchup is miles better
Nigger jizz
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don't be such a flaming wanker, OP. About the only things that are lower down on the condiment ladder are (a) mayonnaise and (b) goat jizz.
Go be gay somewhere else. Mayonnaise is the fermented spunk from the last leper in hell. Your answer is bad, and you should feel bad.
Siracha in ketchup
Boom I win
Catsup
Mayonaise
My man
Yes.
Diluting sriracha with tomato ketchup. Sighs. Go stand in the corner and think about what you just said.
Try some fucking Encona Hot Pepper Sauce, George Watkins' Mushroom Ketchup, or even Lea and Perrin's Worcestershire sauce you uneducated fucks.
Peace out to the mustardbros here. As long as it's not that grainy dijon shite.
Oh, both horseradish, mint sauce and wasabi say hello.
came to post this /thread
Heresy
>only right answer
Tapatio
barbecue sauce
worchesters sauce
How have none of you fucking heathens said brown sauce? You all sicken me.
Michigan sauce
HONEY MUSTARD HOW CAN YOU THINK ANYTHING DIFFERENT YOU FUCKING NORMIE
tomato sauce
Relish
tartar sauce
Miracle whip and ketchup
>drops mic.
Catsup
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bbq sauce
Ukrainian mayonnaise
Paprika. *_*