You have 10 SECONDS to name a better condiment than Ketchup

You have 10 SECONDS to name a better condiment than Ketchup.
>protip: you can't.

Pickles

sriracha sauce

Ranch

/thread

BBQ sauce

piss off, the only thing worse than ketchup

Bugers and cum

The greatest condiment ever is a condiment for which no condiment greater can be thought of.

This perfect condiment exists in my mind.

It would be made greater if it existed in reality as well.

Therefore, this perfect condiment exists in reality.

Savora.
vive la france.

Ketchup isn't a compliment it's a seasoning you dumb American fuck

Smegma

Green sauce.

Catsup

Catsup

Fine then mayonnaise is number #1

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Mustard, motherfucker!

Mustard. Zero calories, lard asses.

Mustard

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>Dumb American fuck
>Can't spell "condiment"

Kill yourself

Its also my favourite gender

Catsup

I really should read through these threads before I post

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not literally zero, but clearly healthier yeah.

Mayoketchup

Ketchup ranking:
1. Pumpkin Ketchup
2. Tomato Ketchup
3. Banana Ketchup

And we have a winner.

ketchup with sriracha in it.

Obviously mayonnaise.

honeymustard

/thread

Pink shit's for salads, homeboy.

Mustard

mustard, it's like ketchup but not for retards

This one's for everything my nigga

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Marinara sauce

All condiments have their place and use. Can't say one is better than the other.

Salt

It's a condiment by definition. Without it, your ketchup is nothing.

This is some god mode shit

I mixed some sriracha up with my ketchup last night because I ran out of spicy Tabasco ketchup it was great

jackie chan... FUCK

I like the Tabasco ketchup more but this is God tier

Salsa is the best selling condiment in the world. Look it up

Buttermilk sauce

Heinz 57

A1

Cattlemans bbq

Mayonnaise.

/thread

Ajvar!!

hellman's

Semen

Mayonnaise

>A1

My nigga. A1 is good with damn near everything. Mix it up in some hamburgers and grill them. Toss some on a meatloaf. makes a great dip for Great Value chicken tendies as well.

YES!

Tartar sauce

Dark ale mustard.

Every other condiment besides ketchup

Spicy bbq. I use Dave's devil spit

Llajua

any

Thousand island

Chick-fil-a sauce

Mayo Keptchup Mustard mix.

salsa passed ketchup almost 20 years ago as the #1 condiment

C U M

Sate saus

youre mom

xDD

Southwest sauce

/thread

curry ketchup is miles better

Nigger jizz

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don't be such a flaming wanker, OP. About the only things that are lower down on the condiment ladder are (a) mayonnaise and (b) goat jizz.

Go be gay somewhere else. Mayonnaise is the fermented spunk from the last leper in hell. Your answer is bad, and you should feel bad.

Siracha in ketchup

Boom I win

Catsup

Mayonaise

My man

Yes.

Diluting sriracha with tomato ketchup. Sighs. Go stand in the corner and think about what you just said.

Try some fucking Encona Hot Pepper Sauce, George Watkins' Mushroom Ketchup, or even Lea and Perrin's Worcestershire sauce you uneducated fucks.

Peace out to the mustardbros here. As long as it's not that grainy dijon shite.

Oh, both horseradish, mint sauce and wasabi say hello.

came to post this /thread

Heresy

>only right answer

Tapatio

barbecue sauce

worchesters sauce

How have none of you fucking heathens said brown sauce? You all sicken me.

Michigan sauce

HONEY MUSTARD HOW CAN YOU THINK ANYTHING DIFFERENT YOU FUCKING NORMIE

tomato sauce

Relish

tartar sauce

Miracle whip and ketchup

>drops mic.

Catsup

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bbq sauce

Ukrainian mayonnaise

Paprika. *_*