Dubs get sent to my ex gf, she was a weird one

Dubs get sent to my ex gf, she was a weird one.

Nice try fag raper. You're exes name was Jess just an hour ago.

Nahh his was fake, if you dont believe me its your loss

its a different person, if it was the same person the text history would be there, this is someone doing the same thing

Just had sex with your dad... Gonna head by the kindergarten next, mmm.

Traci, how you doing baby. Show me some tits would you - I'm rock hard here

Pretty sure the top of the phone would be different too, like to % and cellular connection

Honestly im horny ass fuck and can u just send me pics

I wish we never broke up. You had the body of a child, I miss it.

I'm a turtle

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I want to feel you inside me

Kermit or gonzo

Send nudes

your dads dick tastes better than your pussy

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LET ME TONGUE YOUR ANUS

Why didn't you tongue my ass when you gave me head?

Something bad is going to happen

Hola nuevos amigos

I got an STD. Sorry. Thought you'd need to know.

my anus is the now the permanent property of a junky nigger named Tyrese, kindly fuck off for the rest of my faggot life.

send me your tits

i alway imagined how the sex between you and you're dad would look like

I miss you. Come over and watch me cry?

Calm your tittays

booty pics now

winrar

is your dads dick bigger than mine???

Winrar

hey Traci, I'm a huge faggot who posted the same thread 30 min ago

Roll

Boom

winrar

This.

I miss you. Can we meet up and chat?

Different person who isnt fake, faggot

jej

i need to fap and porn just isn't doing it. Can i see some ass?

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Send feet pls

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Either you come over or I'll have to call that friend of yours, Katie isn't it?

I always missed you, no one is like you. I would like to see your body again, cant lie, ive been fapping and using weird shit in my annus, all for you. Mind if we can chat?

I miss eating your pussy

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Rolling for this

wanna watch anime with me ill let you pick ;)

send pic related along with 'I took this one earlier today'

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send me your boobs im so hard

niggers

Last rawl

reroll

winrar

I want to put my patriarchy into your women´s rights

winrar

Winzip

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

me and mom have finally decided you may join our annual threesome

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rolling for a classic

Eew

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Rolling too, send this.

>be me
>browsing Sup Forums
>decide to start a tread texting myself but saying I'm my gf to satisfy my loneliness
>get hundreds of replies
>thread gets deleted so I make another but change the name of my contact so people will think it's a different person

tl;dr: op is a faggot

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rollin for this

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aw, the quads

Roll pls

This

reroll

rolling for this

come on. don't be a faggot.

Winrar

we can fuck one last time if you have no problem on using a strap on

yes

Can I get your mom's number?

She left something at my house

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I was just about to say this.

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Send me cummies?

this is so boring. I'm sure this will end the conversation.

winrar

Gas the joos

wow faggot, nice ball buster

The fake faggot inspired me to do a real one...

i said she was weird bruh

>inb4 she plays stupid and tells the judge you threatened her life

I can admit I was wrong

i love her now

fucking larper fag, stop texting yourself

>dubs

FAKE

show me how dirty you can be

i forgive you user

You forgot to mention non-existent as well.