The protagonist of the last game you played is trying to kill you...

the protagonist of the last game you played is trying to kill you, the protagonist of the last movie you watched will help and protect you.

how are the odds that you survive?

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Batman, Jason Bourne.

God help me.

An E100 vs Han Solo

I don't know.

Jak & Daxter vs James Bond (Roger Moore)

Hmm, not sure

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The Lone Survivor from Fallout 4 vs Royal Tenenbaum.

Royal's survived two stabbings so I think he might pull it out of the bag.

Jacket from Hotline Miami, Gosling and Crowe's characters from The Nice Guys

i'll probably be alright since they managed to deal with that John Boy guy, who was basically an unstoppable hitman like Jacket

>you will never see a cross over movie with them investigating the Hotline miami murders

Matt Bomer needs to do more evil stuff, he has the perfect face to contrast against it.

Overwatch vs capt kirk
I think my odds are good

Well I last played GTA V. So I would say Trevor I guess.

And then I watched Lethal Weapon. So Riggs and Murtaugh.

I'm pretty safe.

Also when Riggs beats the shit out of Trevor, Murtaugh can yell:

"Now get that shit off my lawn!"

Dude looks exactly like Agent 47.

it's unlikely we will ever get a sequel for the nice guys. it didn't do that good at the box office.
10 years ago a movie like that would have been a smash hit, great writing, charismatic actors, i guess nowadays capeshit and reboots are dominating cinema...
those fucking plebs, i can't believe cinema has come to this

This guy vs. Patrick Bateman
>Can dubs defeat him?
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yeah, he didn't have many scenes, but he nailed them all. i guess coming out of the closet really didn't further his career that much...
he's stuck with shitty ryan murphy tv dramas now

Nah it's not hawkish enough, 47 almost looks like Voldemort but with a nose.

Johnboy was great though.

>Playing videogames

The Ghostbusters vs Lemuel Gulliver

whatever happens, is unknowable but is sure to be entertaining.

you know that basically everyone under 30 plays video games now, right?

A fantasy wizard from Dragon Age vs Eazy-E

what the fuck

>i guess coming out of the closet really didn't further his career that much...

Wasn't he out from the getgo? I'm sure he was out since White Collar started.

not sure, but i think he outed himself in 2012:

>He first publicly acknowledged that he was gay in 2012, when he thanked Halls and their children during an acceptance speech for his Steve Chase Humanitarian Award.
source: wikipedia

this was around the 4th season of white collar

Fug. Well props to whoever cast him in TNG cuz he nailed that role.

>Wow
his delivery of that single word was so good

americas cinemagoers are more homophobic than we think, so it's unlikely that he'll ever get a lead role in something. very sad

Daud (Dishonored) vs Joe (A Fistful of Dollars)

I'm fucked

Well, I guess that's what I get for playing " The Last Of Us" and watching a movie about Steven Hawking.

Verdun
So do I have a single soldier after me of a whole battalion?

Also Travis bickle is protecting me so I'm not sure how fucked I am

Sgt Recker vs Ryan Gosling's character in the nice guys

Terrible operator vs incompetent detective

Cindy Campbell from Scary Movie vs CM from Dots I should be ok

Geralt from Witcher vs Harmonica from Once Upon A Time In The West. Would pay to watch

>Theme Park Designer from Planet Coaster
>Woody from Toy Story
>Designer puts me in inescapable hollow facade building
>Woody uses his toy skills to find a way out to no avail.
>I die of starvation and dehydration
>100 years later, as the building is being torn down, my skeleton is found, alongside a small toy cowboy.
>TFW no one knows my name or story.

top fucking stuff m8

Neil McCauley and friends.

>Videogames are for children. I only indulge in pure patrician mediums for esteemed gentleman such as myself.

Pfffft. Your pathetic attempt to insult me just shows everyone how big of a manchild you are. Your little post here isn't even worth wasting my precious time in which I could engage my superior intellect in something more productive. But FINE I will respond to you. Not because I'm angry. Because I have to show you how stupid you are. I'll have you know that I only watch kino, sometimes cinema but never go below film. You probably like capeshit flicks and movies, post in DC vs MCU threads and thought 2001 was "boring" and "pretentious". It takes time and dedication to acquire my level of sophisticated taste in kino. Time you probably waste daily playing your "Pokemon" and "Tetris" and whatever you Sup Forums manbabies do. Do you see how easy it was to completely destroy you with logic and facts? Don't ever respond to me again, save yourself the embarrasment.

Well put.

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Soul Survivor from Fallout vs Arnie from Commando

charles bronson would fucking wreck geralt... dude was /fit/ as fuck even in his fifites