/cric/ - Australia vs South Africa 3rd Test

South Africa 3/76
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>10 posts early
autism

2nd for irish freedom

OOH AH
UP THE RA

I wonder how many people with autism have played for Australia

Smith

1 and his name is Steve Smith

Can't stop picking at my face lads. Used to smoke meth but been off it for 2 years. Still got that habit though

I don't get the Lyon dissing, he is clearly our best spinner for years. Just because he fails in one series doesn't mean much. His figures are the proof in the puddin

>LE ZTOVE SCHMIFF IS AUDIZDICK :DD
>HE'Z JUZT LIKE ME :DDD

reminder buying drugs funds the criminal underworld

Another great take from Wade

>wade

>Wade has improved with the gloves

...

This seems like it would be such a non-issue to a drug user though. What's the point of bringing it up?

Xx_CricketLord_xX

What did he do?

me at the bottom

take a guess

at least he didn't cost us the Ashes like Baddin

Don't (you) him.

I regard this as a direct reply

>sou west

Chappell confirmed for retarded

Has there ever been a captain with a more intuitive understanding of how and when to use his bowlers?

yeah, much better to be a boring straight cunt

Probably all of them

you said it

The kfc hawaian double is a perfect fastfood sandwich that you can sit down with and enjoy cartoons on the OLED

qt asian girl at the ground lads

When I was catching the bus to a World Cup game I saw an elderly asian woman at the ground wearing an Australian shirt from what looked like the World Series Cricket days which really made me think

>crabs go sideways

exactly

Wade is a terrible fucking keeper and anyone that disagrees needs to watch his non-existent footwork until the last possible moment

Kek that properly shattered his foot the useless shit

Still don't get it.

dropped a catch like usual

>bird
>wade

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No one disagrees m8. That's the most vanilla opinion you could possibly have.

Anyone that has played for Tasmania and doesn't have the last name Ponting should be banned from ever playing international cricket

t. Ricky Ponting

Krazykuckold was furiously shilling for >wade over the last three months after declaring Nevill to be the best keeper in the world the year beforehand

Lyon's main problem is that he's fucking stupid and he doesn't bowl to a plan

I remember reading an interview Clarke had where he talked about how frustrating Lyon was to captain. He'd tell him to bowl slower and pitch it up, and Lyon would agree then bowl his medium pace shit he loves so much.

t. Michael Clarke

> He can't remember Boonie

why isn't mitchell johnson playing

Literally prove me wrong.

Smith showed similar frustration last summer against the West Indies. He'd always be arguing at Lyon and pointing at a spot that he wanted him to bowl into, and then Lyon would do the complete opposite. This is a truthbomb.

t. Mrs Johnson

because Jackson Bird can be as inconsistent but at 20 kph less

I bet Josh Hazlewood has a really nice penis. Terrific length.

This is without a doubt the worst meme to be pushed on /cric/ recently. There is absolutely no humour or timing behind it, just a stupid reply to a post that entertains absolutely nobody.

he retired m8

prove it

AUSTRALIAN CRICKET IS A FUCKING JOKE

THERE IS NOTHING ELSE TO SAY

FUCK THE SELECTORS

FUCK THE "TALENT" POOL

FUCK THE STATE TEAMS

FUCK THE BBL

FUCK KFC

FUCK JAMES BRADSHAW

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t. A-League CEO

t. anime watching virgin

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Dont talk shit about KFC

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>ships and idolmaster

>two anti-soccer posters meet irl

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feeling a bit lonely lads

both are elite sources of doujins

What happens if you jerk off into your trousers during lunch, then on the first over back rub the ball in your jizz?

Smith is autistic enough to do that tbqh

Candice Warner is the wife of Australian cricketer David Warner. They married in April 2015.[1] They had their first child on 11 September 2014[8] and a second daughter on 14 January 2016.[9]

Warner has had previous high-profile relationships with sporting stars such as Braith Anasta, Matt Henjak, Matt Poole, Brent Staker, Anderson, David Carney and Marcos Baghdatis. She was also in a brief relationship with British funnyman David Walliams.[10] She is also known for a "toilet tryst" with rugby superstar Sonny Bill Williams. In 2007, she was captured on a mobile phone camera with Williams in a men's toilet cubicle at the Clovelly Hotel. She was seen with another Bulldogs player, Ben Roberts, at a Kings Cross nightclub three hours afterward.[11]

Just got out of a meeting lads, I am in dire need of a livestream link, who's got it?

t. Antonio Materazzi

Tampering with my pink balls lads

Channel 9

why doesn't a fast bowler occasionally

>start the run-up as per normal but suddenly slow down and bowl spin

>bowl from a few metres behind the line to surprise the batsman

Michael Clarke has to get that testy pop out of his speech cadence. Its way to distracing

Because in both cases the bowl would be shithouse and get smashed for 6

Fast bowlers are a lot of things, but I wouldn't consider 'versatile' to be one of them

also you're not allowed, gotta tell the umpire

Why does the bowler have to announce beforehand if they're changing their style, but the batsman doesn't?

>is accolation a word?

says who?

I thought it was just six balls, and you could do what you want

I don't know, the element of surprise can work. See batsmen who rarely bowl taking wickets due to the opposing batsmen not knowing their style

Stop trying to pretend that you can afford a TV lad

Because the umpire has to adjust his timing for no-balls and the ball itself

Obviously you can't. Its on free to air channel 9. Your povo m8

How do you reconcile always having a smaller penis than your gf's ex?

Why has Cook stopped scoring?

Where does poo Pissessis rank among the all time great Batsmen?

might have a rabada de cock in a minute lads

cuz he's out LMAO

no you don't

Colin Miller did it all the time

why is this thread so slow today

What a pathetic post. I made this joke the last time he talked about this shit and YOU desperately copied me kek

LMAO nice post AND trips lad

xp

because it's a work day you fucking neet

work for the dole on thursdays mate

heals calling bavuma the little nugget was a bit on the nose

cbf finding the law, the bowler has to inform the umpire of bowling style and which side of wicket

that's dumb Tbh

My centrelink got suspended

who is this ugly fuck