South Africa 3/76
Vs Australia
/cric/ - Australia vs South Africa 3rd Test
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autism
2nd for irish freedom
OOH AH
UP THE RA
I wonder how many people with autism have played for Australia
Smith
1 and his name is Steve Smith
Can't stop picking at my face lads. Used to smoke meth but been off it for 2 years. Still got that habit though
I don't get the Lyon dissing, he is clearly our best spinner for years. Just because he fails in one series doesn't mean much. His figures are the proof in the puddin
>LE ZTOVE SCHMIFF IS AUDIZDICK :DD
>HE'Z JUZT LIKE ME :DDD
reminder buying drugs funds the criminal underworld
Another great take from Wade
>wade
>Wade has improved with the gloves
...
This seems like it would be such a non-issue to a drug user though. What's the point of bringing it up?
Xx_CricketLord_xX
What did he do?
me at the bottom
take a guess
at least he didn't cost us the Ashes like Baddin
Don't (you) him.
I regard this as a direct reply
>sou west
Chappell confirmed for retarded
Has there ever been a captain with a more intuitive understanding of how and when to use his bowlers?
yeah, much better to be a boring straight cunt
Probably all of them
you said it
The kfc hawaian double is a perfect fastfood sandwich that you can sit down with and enjoy cartoons on the OLED
qt asian girl at the ground lads
When I was catching the bus to a World Cup game I saw an elderly asian woman at the ground wearing an Australian shirt from what looked like the World Series Cricket days which really made me think
>crabs go sideways
exactly
Wade is a terrible fucking keeper and anyone that disagrees needs to watch his non-existent footwork until the last possible moment
Kek that properly shattered his foot the useless shit
Still don't get it.
dropped a catch like usual
>bird
>wade
twobadplayers.jpg
No one disagrees m8. That's the most vanilla opinion you could possibly have.
Anyone that has played for Tasmania and doesn't have the last name Ponting should be banned from ever playing international cricket
t. Ricky Ponting
Krazykuckold was furiously shilling for >wade over the last three months after declaring Nevill to be the best keeper in the world the year beforehand
Lyon's main problem is that he's fucking stupid and he doesn't bowl to a plan
I remember reading an interview Clarke had where he talked about how frustrating Lyon was to captain. He'd tell him to bowl slower and pitch it up, and Lyon would agree then bowl his medium pace shit he loves so much.
t. Michael Clarke
> He can't remember Boonie
why isn't mitchell johnson playing
Literally prove me wrong.
Smith showed similar frustration last summer against the West Indies. He'd always be arguing at Lyon and pointing at a spot that he wanted him to bowl into, and then Lyon would do the complete opposite. This is a truthbomb.
t. Mrs Johnson
because Jackson Bird can be as inconsistent but at 20 kph less
I bet Josh Hazlewood has a really nice penis. Terrific length.
This is without a doubt the worst meme to be pushed on /cric/ recently. There is absolutely no humour or timing behind it, just a stupid reply to a post that entertains absolutely nobody.
he retired m8
prove it
AUSTRALIAN CRICKET IS A FUCKING JOKE
THERE IS NOTHING ELSE TO SAY
FUCK THE SELECTORS
FUCK THE "TALENT" POOL
FUCK THE STATE TEAMS
FUCK THE BBL
FUCK KFC
FUCK JAMES BRADSHAW
t. A-League CEO
t. anime watching virgin
Dont talk shit about KFC
>ships and idolmaster
>two anti-soccer posters meet irl
feeling a bit lonely lads
both are elite sources of doujins
What happens if you jerk off into your trousers during lunch, then on the first over back rub the ball in your jizz?
Smith is autistic enough to do that tbqh
Candice Warner is the wife of Australian cricketer David Warner. They married in April 2015.[1] They had their first child on 11 September 2014[8] and a second daughter on 14 January 2016.[9]
Warner has had previous high-profile relationships with sporting stars such as Braith Anasta, Matt Henjak, Matt Poole, Brent Staker, Anderson, David Carney and Marcos Baghdatis. She was also in a brief relationship with British funnyman David Walliams.[10] She is also known for a "toilet tryst" with rugby superstar Sonny Bill Williams. In 2007, she was captured on a mobile phone camera with Williams in a men's toilet cubicle at the Clovelly Hotel. She was seen with another Bulldogs player, Ben Roberts, at a Kings Cross nightclub three hours afterward.[11]
Just got out of a meeting lads, I am in dire need of a livestream link, who's got it?
t. Antonio Materazzi
Tampering with my pink balls lads
Channel 9
why doesn't a fast bowler occasionally
>start the run-up as per normal but suddenly slow down and bowl spin
>bowl from a few metres behind the line to surprise the batsman
Michael Clarke has to get that testy pop out of his speech cadence. Its way to distracing
Because in both cases the bowl would be shithouse and get smashed for 6
Fast bowlers are a lot of things, but I wouldn't consider 'versatile' to be one of them
also you're not allowed, gotta tell the umpire
Why does the bowler have to announce beforehand if they're changing their style, but the batsman doesn't?
>is accolation a word?
says who?
I thought it was just six balls, and you could do what you want
I don't know, the element of surprise can work. See batsmen who rarely bowl taking wickets due to the opposing batsmen not knowing their style
Stop trying to pretend that you can afford a TV lad
Because the umpire has to adjust his timing for no-balls and the ball itself
Obviously you can't. Its on free to air channel 9. Your povo m8
How do you reconcile always having a smaller penis than your gf's ex?
Why has Cook stopped scoring?
Where does poo Pissessis rank among the all time great Batsmen?
might have a rabada de cock in a minute lads
cuz he's out LMAO
no you don't
Colin Miller did it all the time
why is this thread so slow today
What a pathetic post. I made this joke the last time he talked about this shit and YOU desperately copied me kek
LMAO nice post AND trips lad
xp
because it's a work day you fucking neet
work for the dole on thursdays mate
heals calling bavuma the little nugget was a bit on the nose
cbf finding the law, the bowler has to inform the umpire of bowling style and which side of wicket
that's dumb Tbh
My centrelink got suspended
who is this ugly fuck