What would you do if i was your roommate Sup Forums?

What would you do if i was your roommate Sup Forums?

fuck her

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Ask you to get off my bed and put some fucking clothes on, damn it Matt.

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beat your ass in NBA Jam on my SNES

ask you to pay half the rent

Enter you one way or another.

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call you a fag enabler

Eat ass

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Desperate samefag faggot.

party with you at gay bars

Castrate you.

Make you drop the soap

Did you figure that out all on your own???

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kick your faggot ass out before you tried to blow me in my sleep

he definitely wants to fuck and has a nice butt so...

kek

Eat dat ass

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Is tell you to put on some clothes. Nobody wants to see your man ass and you'd be scaring away the honey dips

Also this. I know how you faggots try to suck dick every chance you get

take pictures, kick you out for being a faggot, and spread your photos in the entire school and also your neighborhood so everyone ridicules and bullies you until you an hero.

As a massive faggot, I'd eat him out like a fucking sandwhich

whats your kik faggot

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whats that

stroke that little cock until there's no cum left in your ballsack, then lock it back in your chastity cage

you slut

hahaha all these cute homophobic newfags

I'd make you call me daddy first of all, roommate sounds too clinical.

Dress you like a sissy and fuck the shit out of your tight little boy pussy

Nothing. I'm a hikikomori. I don't even get out of bed some days. We would probably never see each other.

get you really drunk/fucked up and then rape you.