Sup Forums I seriously need help I'm so fucking scared right now
>be me >22 years old >babysitting for the first time since my dumbass can't get a real job >have to deal with an 11 year old girl while the parents go on a romantic date >girl wants me to buy her a toy that her parents won't buy her >toy costs 3 weeks work off babysitting money >fuckno.jpg >girl says "if you don't buy it for me I'm telling mommy and dad you touched me >ohshit.png >fuckfuckfuckFUCK
need advice asap I'm freaking out right now, I don't want to go to prison or jail
Cooper Nelson
If shes going to tell her parents you touched her you might as well molest her
Josiah Morales
She's gunna tell anyways. Don't make her a liar user
Xavier Clark
Fellow babysitter here. If your not bullshitting and your a trustworthy guy, explain to the parents the situation. Or you could just touch her and say the same thing and the parents wouldn't know what actually happened.
Cooper Sanders
actual Sup Forums answer
Henry Peterson
Use a background recorder on your phone and next time try to get her to say it once or twice while you record it. She will probably get super pissed and forget about it. Or if she tells anyways and the parents try to soeak up to you let them hear they recorded message.
Adrian Lewis
OP here, guys I'm not going to fucking touch her, what the fuck and her parents absolutely adore her and are the type to believe everything she says like wtf am I going to do
Jackson Long
Record conversations in your pocket and fucking record the little cunt and grass her up to the parents.
Future cancerous feminist bitch, things will only get worse with this one. 11 years old and shes already using age/gender to blackmail.
Makes me wonder though what 11 year old wants a fucking toy? If you're lying OP and just trying to cover your tracks for attempted molesting then I will find you and cut you.
Matthew Cook
This.
Ryder Cox
Holy fuck that chick is going to make it far in life. Your almost really fucked, but makes me wonder if the parents or a family member is "touching" her instead. Because when she gets the rape kit and they see scaring its your ass on the line. And she gets more backwoods touching from senpai.
Hunter Lewis
Right now, if you buy her that shit, you will look guilty as fuck to her parents. Otherwise, why would you buy her something more expensive than the money they gave you to take care of the brat?
Ayden Carter
Record her saying that, all done. That said, kill her before she becomes the super bitch she's on her way to being.
Ayden Ward
Quit freaking out OP. Just record her saying it. Not that tough to do.
Justin Foster
Buy it, explain what happened to the parents when they come back.
Owen Turner
record her saying it on your phone you dumb nigger
Sebastian Martinez
Get her to talk about it and record whatever she says.
Sebastian Lopez
We are one of soul anons
Ryan Ross
Try to fuck her op. Life isn't that fun so it's okay if you get caught.
Dylan Turner
record it
if you can't, then just buy her the fucking toy. better to lose some money than go to jail.
Mason Ramirez
what a waste of dubs...GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY Sup Forums. Letting a kid outwit you
Cooper Parker
whats this one soul bullshit...its hiveminds. I really hate this new Sup Forums full of dumb asses
Charles Nguyen
First of all, nice digits. Second, buy it and tell her parents you bought it because she blacked mail you. Tell them u need to be compensated and to talk to the little cunt about her behavior.
Henry Edwards
Nailed it.
Ryan Taylor
Call and text her parents right now, stating what has happened and asking to leave. I've never heard of a rapist that would call the parents right after molesting their child.
Gl user!
Oliver Anderson
if she's willing to blackmail you for it just tell her you want a blowjob for it and she can have it.
Mason Taylor
That sounds quite gay to me
Christopher Fisher
Record, call parents after. Be outraged that this lil bitch is fucking with you. Threaten to leave now and that they need to get home now or the cunt will be home alone.
Adrian Baker
Op what did you decide?
Andrew Cooper
Turn yourself in.
Brayden Gomez
This was my first instinct
Ryan Jones
You would never be in this position if you weren't such such a worthless fuck. Get a real job and quit f****** 11 year olds for money
Mason Lee
OP! STOP DIDDLING KIDS.
Wyatt Young
Op should record her and post it. That way, we can tell if he's bullshitting or not
Chase Anderson
>f****** nice, self censorship. what is this, youtube comments section?
Brayden King
Dubs says vocaroo that shit.
Jason Allen
Shit... I got dubs
Isaac Jenkins
solid
Jaxson Smith
Buy the toy. Then quit.
Brody James
tell them their daughter is trying to blackmail you into buying her a fucking expensive toy, what the fuck how hard can it be
Brody Phillips
Even better, record video of girl saying that shit anl post on jwetube. Let everyone see how early cunts learn to manipulate others. Investigation into actual parental abuse ensues. Lulz are had.
Liam Collins
they are also going to thank you for doing it because now they know how their child behaves and will have a new goal for her education
Jose Mitchell
It's voice to text you worthless cunt.
Lucas Clark
Sounds like ya got the green light for fun time. Little feminazis are worse than their adult counterparts. She gonna sell you out either way
Adrian Hall
This, OP Best advice in thread.
Eli Ramirez
Did you touch her OP?
Adam Garcia
Just tell them what their piece of shit daughter is doing and never babysit for them again.
Josiah Nelson
Threaten her back. Tell her if she says some shit like that again you'll rape her asshole so hard shell never shit right again.
Jaxson Reed
Fucking kek
Jacob Harris
don't fucking rape her like all the idiots in this thread are telling you to
just tell the parents the truth
Carter Stewart
>f****** lol are you the girl he's babysitting
Brayden Fisher
You don't know how most parents are. They will stretch their imaginations to the limit in order to continue believing their child is a perfect angel and that anyone who says otherwise is in the wrong.
They will be far more apt to just believe the daughter, even if there is a recording. The recording was just done by the man raping her daughter in order to make himself look innocent, as far as they're concerned.
Hudson Barnes
Ask her what she's going to do if you don't buy it with a tape recorder in your pocket. If she sees it make sure you didn't give any contact information to the parents and GTFO.
Nolan White
Record her saying that and just act as if you're calling her parents and telling them how bad she is and shit.
Ayden Brown
Record her saying the threat Then molest her Show recording ??? Profit
Michael Sanders
Most retarded advice I've read so far.
William Johnson
>make sure you didn't give any contact information to the parents For a babysitting job? They almost certainly at least have his cell number.
Leo Jackson
This.
Jason Anderson
stop being a worthless handicap then shitdick
Juan Sanchez
I would love to see someone do this, mostly because it's a hollow threat. Still, it'd be pretty funny.
Mason Morris
the recording isn't for them it's for the police
Jaxson Lopez
Fair, but if he can't record it he's pretty fucked since he's a first time babysitter and the parents will believe the daughter over him without proof, I just wanted to put something there other than accept your fate.
Juan Sullivan
I agree Lol wut? Can you write how this conversation would go, how you see it going in your mind I mean?
Noah Gonzalez
this
Juan Ross
Tell her words alone don't send people to jail. If she tries that shit.. Say you'll be coming for her. Then quit that job. Come for her anyway as a twelfth birthday present. Cancerous imp.
Christian Peterson
OP probly already touched her and is making this thread as false evidence for when the cops start investigating
Caleb Myers
Tell the parents exactly what she said. To prove it's true tell them what toy she wanted because she 100% asked them to buy it at some point.
Nolan White
the recording isn't for them it's for the detectives
Bentley Gutierrez
Guys I think he actually molasted her and doesn't know what to do.
Tyler Anderson
I don't know if it matters, but what toy is the little shit trying to make you buy OP?
Lincoln Clark
you fuckingniggerkikejewwopdogancockmoglingfaggotautist just fucking touch her for real, you are going to jail anyways.
Joseph Myers
I wanna know what tought this girl how to threaten people like that. Normally kids don't think like that. PS: might as well cop a feel if she's threatening you like that ... or just rat on her first. Won't know how it will turn out until shit hits the fan.
Nicholas Phillips
>this
Matthew Perry
this
Isaac Lewis
>Words alone don't send people to jail They do in sexual assault cases, it's basically guilty until proven innocent at this point.
Daniel Allen
hivemind af
Liam Garcia
are you kidding me no pun intended
kids can be really fuckin manipulative, especially girls when they are young. it gets to the point where they do it and not even realize it. these are your pathological liars in the making, assuming parents do nothing about it.
Lincoln Barnes
kek'd
Anthony Roberts
Did it cross your mind that he might have actually molested her?
Luke Brown
you guys really need to watch The Hunt.
Hunter Garcia
I use voice to text sometimes but I'll still make sure my fucking words don't get censored for no fucking reason, dipshit.
Juan Perez
Just start a video recording on your phone and set it somewhere in the room and get the dumb little bitch to make the threat again.
That way you can either blackmail the parents for more money or blackmail the kid for some forcey funtime.
Or both... Profit???
Grayson Williams
You're going to jail, just touch her and get it over with. You're going to the slammer anyway OP
Nicholas Wood
this is my fucking nightmare holy shit OP you alright?
Leo Green
Maybe if you take a plea. If op takes a stand he could sue the family, justice system, etc. Mofo could retire early if successful.
Cooper Roberts
>22 >have a babysitting job >fucking annoying 11 year old brat >always whining about bullshit >I always found loli arounsing so I decided to rape her for a little bit >bitch won't stop crying >"I'LL TELL MY MOMMI" >ohfuck.dedodatedwam >negotiate into buying her one of those barbie car escalades in return for silence >fuck that's expensive >post on Sup Forums and tweak story to get advice and sympathy
Henry Butler
Is that a hoof?
Dylan Powell
Recorded it on your phone next time
Luis Wilson
If successful, juries are usually prone to believe the little girl over the 22 year old man who's still babysitting for some reason, and yes civil suits don't have juries (at least in USA not sure where you are) but you can't sue them very easily until you're declared not guilty. I'm not a lawyer though, this is just my understanding.
Adam Hill
here's what you do OP
you buy the toy and sell the girl to some drifter to cover the cost
when the parents come back home, give them the toy
they'll be so pleased that they'll forget about the kid, problem solved
Robert Ortiz
Chek'd and kek'd
Jaxon Powell
The parents are in on it, it's a classic scam.
Brody Thomas
Call your lawyer.
Aiden Morgan
you'll get back out in 5-10 years when the guilt overwhelms her and she confesses that she made it all up once you're exonerated start your life over again
Dylan Jenkins
Correct answer
Evan Fisher
This
Benjamin Torres
>guilt overwhelms her >she confessed that she made it all up >once you're exonerated
James Bailey
>if you don't buy it for me I'm telling mommy and dad you touched me In other words, OP's already touched her, and she's just threatening to spill his secret. Because what 11 year old seriously comes up with this shit on their own if it hasn't already happened?
William Jackson
Walmart Home Depot lowes the fucking Dollar Tree you can find a job fag
Logan Hill
Because kids are totally oblivious to the shit adults constantly talk about.
William Edwards
Call them and tell her parents the whole story before she gets the chance.