ITT Post your 5 favorites artists/bands and others speculate your real life appearence

Wipers
Blueboy
Dead Kennedys
The Smiths
Yellow Magic Orchestra

>Blur
>Radiohead
>The Libertines
>LCD Soundsystem
>Bjork
You are really skinny, and have short hair and glasses

Elliott Smith
Burzum
Joy Division
Playboi Carti
Boards of Canada

You have a lot of flannels. Skinny fit, and nice facial hair.
Tries to dress "norm-core".

Bob Dylan
Brian Eno
Pink Floyd
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Bert Jansch

Longish bangs, kind of short, pleasant looking face
wears hats a lot
Long hair and beard, prefers dressing in plain shirts

David Bowie
Portishead
Elliott Smith
Fishmans
Johann Sebastian Bach
plaid und jeans
permanent sleepy eyes

Modest Mouse
The Shins
Pavement
LCD Soundsystem
Animal Collective

Pink Floyd
Nirvana
Weezer
Gorillaz
David Bowie

>Being as an Ocean
>Rings of Saturn
>Counterparts
>The Wonder Years
>Neck Deep

Whatever your outfit is, it always includes glasses and jeans. You're rail thin.

I don't wanna be an asshole but plz contribute instead of just posting your favorites.

you're literally 12

Ween
Radiohead
Pixies
Flaming Lips
Titus Andronicus
(I know...)

YMO is cool, but why are they top5?

I like Smith, but I guarantee we would quickly run out of things to say if we had to make small talk

Gross, but Bert Jansch has that one cool song, and Eno is pretty great

Just bad

Stuck in 2001-2006?

christ that's entry level

A cynical motherfucker judging by diction. Probably wears worn out clothing

OP here, read the fucking thread dumbfuck.

You look like the faggot dickhead hipster you are.

Queens of the Stone Age
My Chemical Romance
Ween
Dismemberment Plan
Brocas Helm

god forbid you say something meaningful about artists and not just vague vindictive bullshit directed at the entire thread

Talking Heads
Siouxsie and the Banshees
Nirvana
Smashing Pumpkins
Tonetta

Bruce Springsteen
The Beach Boys
Rachel's
My Bloody Valentine
Grouper

probably wears glasses, pale complexion
has curly/long hair and acne
has a beard. Also, jewish

I cant really grow a beard and I'm pretty sure I'm not Jewish

Probably looks a lot younger than they actually are (and bitter about it), fond of darker clothing but takes care not to look too stereotypically "goth". (your music taste reminds me a lot of an old friend of mine, so I'm mostly basing this off of him.)

As for me:
1. Allan Holdsworth
2. Maudlin of the well
3. Yes
4. King Crimson
5. Aesop Rock

No glasses, but I'm hella pale.

>The Clash
>American Football
>the pillows
>The Beatles
>The Cure

Basically only wears black shirts.
Wears sneakers and plaid shirts but buttons the shirts up.
Some sort of coat, seems smart but also kinda weird.

I would argue that you're guesses were pretty vague, but you're spot on

Bruce Springsteen
The Eagles
Queen
Pink Floyd
INXS

You probably wear simple clothes like a t-shirt and jeans. Might have a beard.

>john fahey
>built to spill
>carole king
>nick drake
>daniel johnston
you wear short sleeve button ups, part your hair to your left, and your teeth aren't as straight as you'd like them to be.

either Brit or American Brit-boo
calls things "dope" too much
tall and lanky or short and fat no in between
Has cringy middle school years he'd rather not remember

my 5
Deftones
Unwound
Sonic Youth
Queens of the Stone Age
At the Drive-In

You have questionable personal hygiene and greasy hair (although you're a student so it's forgiveable).

You're chubby and rosey cheeked, possibly with a vaguely ginger beard.

Your right except I shave

Wrong on every claim

Dance With the Dead
The Mars Volta
Blur
Daft Punk
David Bowie

>Bad Religion
>Cannibal Corpse
>Darkthrone
>Burzum
>Amon Amarth

Gybe
Pink Floyd
Dj Sprinkles
DMST
Da Kine

>Long hair and beard, prefers dressing in plain shirts
>Some sort of coat, seems smart but also kinda weird

Pretty spot on, although my hair is uncharacteristically short right now having had it cut for a wedding. I do love my raincoat.

Apologies if selfies are frowned upon in Sup Forums, it does fit the theme of the thread though.

>John Maus
>Dean Blunt
>Alice Coltrane
>Coil
>The Gerogerigegege

Bjork
Kate Bush
Joanna Newsom
PJ Harvey
Radiohead

marina and the diamonds
lana del rey
paramore
arctic monkeys
lucius

also wrong on every claim.

Straight long hair, worn out jeans, maybe a pierced ear. Loves overdesigned shirts.

Short hair, cargo pants/combat fatigues, no piercings, plain black T-shirts and plaid shirts.
kek

>Metallica
>Black Sabbath
>Kendrick Lamar
>Hydrogen
>Perturbator

Closure in Moscow
The Dear Hunter
Thank You Scientist
Veil of Maya
Pavement

I guess i suck at this

C'mon, try me ()!

In all fairness, it does fit the music. I'm just an /out/ fag.

Present or soon to be member of the bald brotherhood.

My hair grows ridiculously fast and my family doesn't have a tendency towards balding. Plus unless I get some really early balding out of nowhere it's not going to happen.

Aye, I officially suck at this, but glad you have a wonderful head of hair user.

The Strokes
Queens of the Stone Age
Arctic Monkeys
Daft Punk
Avenged Sevenfold (sue me)

Are you Fabio?

Of Montreal
Avenged Sevenfold
Kate Bush
Unwound
Converge

>A7X

Hell yeah, favorite album?

Radiohead
Thom Yorke
Autechre
GY!BE
Grimes

Probably a tie between the Stage and Waking the Fallen. I enjoy all of them, though.

Ok here i go then

Side-swept bangs, skinny but strong built, slim pants, likes the colour purple, kind of a babyface

No (haircut cuts off at the jawline rather than the shoulders), but I've also some really close Italian ancestry so that explains the hair, just add a dash of Spanish ancestry too. End result is that I've had heavy amounts of freaking hair chest since I was 14, for one, and once I shaved my whole head and within a month I was back to ground zero.

damn, I really liked the Stage too but it doesn't touch any of their first three for me. I was just thrilled enough that it wasn't another HTTK. That's their only album I don't like. The title track, Angels, paradigm, and Sunny disposition are god tier

WTF is a 10/10 though for sure, then STST > COE > N > TS > s/t > Diamonds in the Rough > HTTK

>Side-swept bangs
Right, got that one.

>skinny but strong built
Eh, kinda? Mostly strong on the back and the legs but you're right on that.

>slim pants
Sort of, they're a bit large but I've large thighs due to cycling so there's that.

>likes the colour purple
I prefer green and blue, but purple is an ok color.

>kind of a babyface
Can actually confirm on that one but it's weird, I've had the same face since I was 14 but people always think I'm one to two years older than I am, no matter my age.

Yeah, I know a lot of people didn't really like the Stage as much as their earlier stuff but I don't know, it just sounds really good to me. Funnily enough, one of my favorite songs off the album (Simulation) is the one I've seen people talk the worst about. Paradigm is probably my favorite song off that album though, I also really like God Damn. Save Me is probably my favorite track they've ever made.

Ya Simulation is great too, forgot about that. The singing's wonderful on it. I hear a lot of people hate on Sunny Disposition but I think it's awesome. They actually got the dudes from Fishbone to do the horns on it, believe it or not. And yeah Paradigm really encapsulates the album's theme of sacrificing everything you live and are to live eternally.

I enjoy Save Me a lot more than a lot of people that couldn't handle the repetitive ending(I just find it to be passionate and tearjerking), but I wouldn't even call it my favorite on that album. Buried Alive is incredible

I think part of the reason I like Save Me so much is it kind of encapsulates everything I love about A7X. Also, this may be cheesy but a lot of the lyrics in Save Me strike a chord with me, especially during the bridge. Sunny D is amazingly groovy, I really love how different the whole album sounds compared to their other work.

the chord prog on it is fantastic, and yeah the lyrics are great. Really that whole album resonates with me with how they approach death, and obviously their lyrics as the whole. I feel like while I can at least understand that people aren't big on most of their stuff, Sounding The Seventh Trumpet is just actually an incredible metal record in general for fans of the genre

Mr. Bungle
Ween
Modest Mouse
Radiohead
Mount Eerie

khaki shorts and backwards hats
high waist jeans, shirts cut high
one day you'll work up the courage to wear it in public
mid grey but you want us to say black

Albert King
Mike McCready
Steve Vai
Eric Johnson
Jeff Beck
Josh Homme

CAN
Syd Barrett
Ramones
Frank Zappa
Suburban Lawns

skinny dude
sad man
sunglasses
idk
skate shoes
Long hair man
has a slimey outer membrane
exclusively wears white socks
secretly gay
Only owns one pair of pants
looks like jay z

Not in order:

Porcupine tree/SW
Songs: Ohia
American Football
This town needs guns
Alamaailman vasarat

Wilco
Patsy Cline
Grateful Dead
Desmond Dekker
Martinho Da Vila

Aphex Twin
Teksti-TV 666
Discharge
Radiohead
Infant Annihilator

Fleet foxes
Beach boys
Beatles
Crystal castles
Tame Impala

You're a lil punk boy

>Animal collective
>The clash
>Swans
>Lightning Bolt
>Godspeed you black emperor!

You have a shaven face.
Your height is above average.
Your voice is rich, and it defines the impression you leave onto others.
Your body possesses the natural strength one can develop through laborious activity and play.
You are losing that strength, and you are very slowly fattening.
Your skin is paler than it once was, but it is not quite white.
You are clean person.
Your arms are long, but they are not so thin that I would deem them lanky.
Your height is nearly average.
You seldom wear long-sleeved shirts.
Having very long or short hair would make you uncomfortable.

>Swans
>Swans
>GY!BE
>Grouper
>Ground-Zero

Stereolab
Underground Resistance
Talking Heads
Cocteau Twins
Arab on Radar

heavenly trips
you probably have an innocent face and bitches are all over you. you might wear plad

>radiohead
>deerhunter
>broken social scene
>my bloody valentine
>alex g

It's really hard to decide on a top 5 but right now what comes to mind is...
The Flatliners
The Muffs
Strung Out
Comeback Kid
Revocation
Glasses, plaid button up shirts left unbuttoned, slighty ripped jeans and converse.
Look like you're trying way to hard to bring grunge fashion back
Short, lightly gelled hair, small plugs, acid washed jeans, converse or vans, plain black tshirt with button up plaid shirt with the sleeves rolled up overtop of it, either that or kind of chubby and generic looking

Nine Inch Nails
The Magnetic Fields
Florence + The Machine
Rise Against
Pink Floyd

>oneohtrix point never
>earth
>andrew jackson jihad
>sun devoured earth
>swans

You look like everyone
You have a beard and long hair
You look like Alex G

I cannot decide on a top 5 so I'll just say my top 5 plays on Last.fm:

>Ariel Pink
>Guided by Voices
>Pavement
>Red House Painters
>Wilco

electric wizard
gucci mane
radiohead
senses fail
atlas sound

daniel johnston
dogbowl
frank ocean
fushitsusha
natural snow buildings

you look like kolorbastion

you look white

you look/are an edgy kid

you're australian and you like cracking a cold one with the boys, most likely middle aged and blonde, possibly greying, You like singlets and didn't put AC/DC up there but you thought about it.
You have black hair, Low key emo
You're a girl, you likely consider yourself alt, You love the flower crown snapchat filter

>Death from above 1975
>The Mars Volta
>Mars Red Sky
>Two Door Cinema Club
>The National

Probably around 18, short hair with glasses. Tries to be fashion conscious.

>The Prodigy
>Underworld
>Radiohead
>Grimes
>Daft Punk

undercut and multiple face piercings.

preemptive bump

favourites is a big word idk if im that much attached to music.. anyway

Wiwek
Sia
Megadeth
AC/DC
Pegboard Nerds (fun af live)

think you might be unironically wearing a lot of punk shit coz of radiohead and prodigy

Long, pointy nose, black t-shirt, green cap

Burial
MUCC
The Mad Capsule Markets
Urbangarde
Asian Kung-Fu Generation

you love flannel shirts
p skinny
thicc rimmed glasses
shaggy hair
loves winter and coats

>asian kungfu gen
you got four layers of faggot when you´re going out

What's that even supposed to mean

David Bowie
Radiohead
Sufjan Stevens
Converge
Swans

skinny, skinny jeans, minimalistic fashion
probably wear clothes that don't fit you and looks bad, lots of band shirts, probably balding
high school
lots band shirts most of you don't even listen to, skinny jeans, headphones on all the time
entry level. dark clothes, headphones on all the time, minimalistic clothes, dark hair, pale, etc

>Aphex twin
>Kanye
>sweet trip
>Kendrik lamar
>Grimes

>The Cure
>Ride
>New Order
>Spacemen 3
>Dinosaur Jr

Small clear eyes, 5'6", and a far away gaze remembering

Average height, somewhat athletic build, tendency toward more comfortable clothes (sweatpants, worn-out t-shirts, etc.). Possibly has attempted to put their hair in dreadlocks before.

Here are mine:
1. Gentle Giant
2. ELP
3. Soft Machine
4. Boris
5. Aesop Rock

>Deafheaven
>The Incredible String Band
>Andrew Jackson Jihad
>Slowdive
>The Mountain Goats

Burial
Jon Hopkins
Oneohtrix Point Never
Aphex Twin
Kendrick Lamar

holy fuck someone else knows about dogbowl

Spongehead
Ween
Captain Beefheart
Boredoms
Five Starcle Men

Melvins
Wipers
Tool
OM
Rollins Band

Stevie Nicks
Fleetwood Mac
Céline Dion
f(x)
Lady Gaga

short brown hair, thin and tall