Anyone got any idea where I should cut that would actually kill me (even slowly)? Obviously these things (pic) wouldn't have killed me even if I hadn't been caught part way through because I'm stupid and don't know anatomy. All I gots are razors, I don't own a car, don't have any drugs to OD on, no rope or fixings that would hold my fat ass.
Cuts are lest likely to kill you, right behind pills. Even if you go for your femoral artery, you'll probably pass out before you even get deep enough.
Just go see a psychiatrist. Get some therapy, get a hobby, educate yourself... you'll feel better. Time does heal the misery. One day you'll look back and think "thank god I'm still here"
Oliver Williams
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Adam Lopez
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Kayden Bennett
apparently you gotta cut fucking deep to get 'down the road' tho.
apparently cutting your ulnar artery is easier; it's where you feel your pulse most and it's closer to the surface
Ethan Mitchell
Pour some bleach over it, and then pour the rest of the bleach down your throat.
Kevin Walker
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Josiah Price
Look up the major arteries in your body. If you get a long enough knife and fall on it when its in front of your eye youll succesfully be a faggot
Brayden Phillips
If you lay on your back and feel where your leg connects to your groin, just on top of your joint- there lies your femoral artery
if you manage to slice that open, you're fucked and you will not survive unless you're basically already inside the hospital
Ian Wright
Stop being a pussy, struggle through it, I feel like shit almost all the fucking time, no need to fucking kill yourself
Hunter Smith
Stop encouraging user. He's just going to end up in a psych ward and ruin his life.
OP ignore this infographic. CUTTING ALWAYS FAILS. ITS NOT EVEN IN THE 1% RANGE OF SUCCESS. REMEMBER, IF YOU FAIL YOU CAN GET NERVE DAMAGE AND BE FUCKED UP FOREVER. ALSO, PSYCH WARD, FAMILY AND FRIENDS FOREVER WATCHING YOU LIKE A HAWK,
DONT CUT
Alexander Miller
If you suck start a shotgun or "high calibre" centrefire rifle, the chance of death is nearly 100%, higher than any other method of suicide.
William Carter
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Gavin Anderson
eh im a UKfag tho and gun laws means i'd need a license for that shit
Tyler Martinez
If you cut across, you can always get stitched together. Not when cutting down.
For fast death, cut your arteria femoralis, you will bleed out in seconds.
Daniel Clark
ngl some of these replies are at least putting a smile on my face feels nice so maybe not tonight at least
Lucas Fisher
If you hate your family then railroad, if you don't hate your family then gun, just don't shoot inside your mouth, also don't shoot yourself at there house.
Nolan Allen
I never got why people would kill themselves.
So if you die, you obviously don't give a shit. Like, about anyone. 'cause if there is anyone who loves you, you don't give a FUCK about them, or hurting them, and if there's not, there's no one to give a shit about.
So instead of killing yourself why don't you just get the fuck out? Leave the basement, leave your house, leave the mother fucking country. Go on an adventure. Spend your time doing something awesome, like tracking down some terrorists. Go be James Bond. Go fuck up a shark with a harpoon. Danger? Fuck that, you were going up against 100% death rate before, you're being safe now. Fuck everything man the world is your oyster.
Sometimes I wish I was suicidal. I'd pull the barrel out of my mouth and point it in the air, start a revolution, LIVE. Move to Barcelona or Rome or Berlin, hit the bars, band some chicks. STD's who fucking gives a shit?
And then when I'm done, maybe I wouldn't want to kill myself, 'cause I've seen how beautiful the world really is...
David Lee
gun laws man the uk sucks
Tyler Wood
do you have a radio or a toaster if so fill up your tub with water and use the toaster to make to heat up radio and eat it
Benjamin Stewart
>Anyone got any idea where I should cut that would actually kill me
i remember when i was 16
Lucas Perez
Don't cut across the veins, but along them. I dunno why anyone would think of cutting across
Owen Bennett
No an hero op, if uk fag call 116123 instead.
Noah Campbell
Why are you trying to kill yourself? Please don't
John White
Grab a cops gun? What is he gonna do? Shoot you?
Brody Nguyen
this made me laugh thanks man i needed it
Noah Rogers
Well sice you've decided to end your life, why not have some fun with it
Go find yourself a copy of the anarchist cookbook, cook a decent sized batch of nitroglycerine, then weld up a steel box, climb in and set it off..
Again, explosives are very highly effective ways to kill yourself
Easton Torres
do you know anything about the uk? our police aren't armed
Aiden Bell
end your life ASAP
Brandon Evans
Jesus, I understand why you wanna kill youself.
Noah Walker
Sideways for attention,longways for results.But if i were in your place,user, i wouldn't cut my wrists. I'd rather cut my neck. I'd stab my throat with knife,and spin it few times to widen the wound. And let all the blood come out of me,and die,slowly and painfully.
Christian Long
Get a knife and try to kill a cop
Leo Bennett
he is working on it
Levi Robinson
would literally just get arrested. no armed police police in the uk unless I literally tried to do it to a police officer outside westminster
Camden Perry
Just a tip: Don't be a selfish asshole.
Remember that someone will have to clean your bullshit after you killyourself, so don't make it hard for your parents or a poor garbageman. They earn too little to deal with bullshit like this.
Eli Morales
If I'm ever old enough to not want to live anymore and have money I would overdose on whatever. Always wanted to know what heroin feels like.
Nicholas Morgan
lol some nigger muslim did this and they stood around looking at him, taking videos
Remember? He literally decapitated a soldier in the street with a meat cleaver and they didn't shoot him.
Lincoln Phillips
very true actually thank you for reminding me
Ethan Wilson
Watch an Isis video dumbass, use it as a tutorial, duhhhhhh.
Dylan Gomez
Seriously? If youre gonna be a waste and ruin your family and friends lives by committing suicide, at least give all your shit to charity and become an organ donor first. Just to offset the selfishness. Or actually man the fuck up and get therapy. We're only here like 80 years best case scenario cant you stick it out and do something for yourself.
Oliver Wilson
Go right on the forearm, sideways or downward will do just fine just make sure you go deep enough this time pussy
Nathaniel Parker
you could also hang yourself- it takes surprisingly little time to render you unconscious and death is very likely after that point
go check Live leak for a couple of hanging videos.. they all go fairly quietly and peacefully and don't struggle for more than a few seconds
Jack Sullivan
>Do a flip, faggot
Or you could just try to fix stuff and leave the house, that worked for me. I'm on antipsychotics, though. Sweet sweet antipsychotics, I don't feel like everything is on fire anymore.
Luke Torres
Why dont you join the armed forces or some shit? a couple of months of hard work and if that doesn't make you wanna live you'll have a gun in your hands
Nathan Campbell
already being seen by a mental health team i have moved away from family and haven't spoken in a while only person i'd hurt is my boyfriend and right now it's the only thing stopping me
Ryder Johnson
Do that thing Will Smith made in Seven pounds
Jack Rodriguez
Old pasta, but still tastes fresh
Jacob Powell
also already an organ doner
Benjamin Robinson
Or even better, go fish crabs in deep sea or go to Mars with Elon Musk, you'll probably die doing any of those.
Jonathan Rodriguez
user who ended up in a psych ward because of shitty suicide attempt via cutting can confirm this Anyway here's a pic from that night that I find on my phone. Fun times
Jaxon Smith
Thanks for all the advice guys yall have given me a laugh and it feels pretty good so maybe i'll just try sleep thanks for giving me at least another night OP out xo
Luis Myers
Alternatively, you go "what's the point" and continue rotting.
Do you even depression? Or any other of the conditions that result in suicide?
Daniel Rogers
Nevermind being psychologically stable is a requirement in the mars thing
Asher James
>"Sup Forums was always shit, nothing has changed"
Then why is 90% of thread trying to help OP prevent suicide not encouraging fun and creative way for him to an hero? Fucking faggots, go back to Redit!
Dress up in a batman cosplay, the best you can afford, then have the helicopter fly towards the largest childrens party you can find.
Swan dive from the helicopter into the childrens party
Asher Green
Same place but in a straight line up toward the palm, not across the arteries but through them.
Isaac Cook
Your butthole
Grayson Campbell
>cut this way, not this way You understand that a vein is like a wet noodle between two lubricated sheets of plastic?
Sure, you increase your odds of hitting one going length ways. But fuck, there are easier veins than in your arm/wrist to hit. All the tendons you have to negotiate through... Its like you don't want to die.
Also, Dr. fag here, so AMA
Ryder Gutierrez
Genius.
Jonathan Jackson
>Dr. fag here >Doesn't know the difference between a vein and an artery
Cameron Wilson
Don't cut anything you stupid fuck, if you want to kill yourself use an exit bag. You know this, why are you creating a thread.
Joshua Foster
Dexter taught me how to do this! Your inner thighs just below the groin on the inside of your leg! If you nip that artery, it takes all of 60 seconds to bleed out!
But don't do it because video games and pizza don't exist in the afterlife
Christopher Lee
Nice and edgy
Owen Martin
Just because you've got a PhD in fagology doesn't mean you know how to be an actual doctor retard
Gavin Hill
First, the obligatory "don't do it". I don't know or care what's making you want to become an hero, and I won't tell you it's temporary, because it isn't. However, even with pain, there are things worth living for. Friends, family, pets, computer games, whatever you like to do. I can also tell you there are things you can do to help yourself. If you're fat, look into joining a gym, or just do push-ups and sit-ups every day and eat healthier - it's usually cheaper, anyway. If you're depressed, find a therapist. If you're broke, try to talk to a pastor at your local church - even if you aren't religious, they'll listen, and that's usually what people need most. I won't tell you that there's a good reason for you to keep living, or that there's a place for you in the universe, because nobody has a place in the universe.
Now, if you're dead-set on killing yourself, first, read this entire thing before starting, because you'll probably fuck it up. First, find the biggest vein you can see through your skin, and use the razor to cut lengthwise. Best thing to do is to find multiple veins on different body parts (left arm, right arm, etc) and cut as many of them as you can before losing consciousness. If you have time, try cutting your ulnar arteries (where you cut in the OP image) and your jugular (just cut as deep as you can on the sides of your neck below the back of your jaw). Not really sure if razors can get that deep, but if you're sure it's better to be safe than sorry.
Camden Gomez
Much better to go for an artery. Brachial or femoral would probably be best. Slashing your wrist could injure the radial artery but chances are it would go into spasm and seal itself off. Our bodies are pretty good at not bleeding to death.
Juan Young
don't listen to all these idiots here OP... you're doing everything right... the only thing you did wrong was the razor... before you cut yourself you have to find the next heroin Hotspot in you city or region... then run through all the heroinreste addicts and cut them... run away... run home.. feel safe... feel good... feel real good... and THEN cut yourself... you got a got chance of getting HIV, hepatitis, and other infectious diseases... and THEN you get what you want... you gonna die slowly...
Easton Powell
Try /adv/
Matthew Walker
that was a good advice.. thx
Sebastian Evans
this is baited as fuck bc you can literally google this shit in half a second.
Nicholas Walker
I know I literally just wanted to know if y'all had a better idea than what I've already found on google